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Okay guys, please, I have to step in now. Have some empathy for thos of us who will have to endure seeing this guy play for the team they follow through the summer.

 

I know you all think it's hilarious, but please recognise that some of us will have to continue to suffer this fate you heartless monsters.

 

I thought it was good, I think it's fucking blinding after reading this shite.

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Shola selected while Oba Martins is overlooked is an absolute crime. Oba - not my favourite player - has been brilliant the last few months. Shola scores once a Venusian orbit if the ball hits him.

 

Yep.

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Different kind of player. Shola has strengths that Oba doesn't. Bigness, for example.

 

Oba never was the best on a bicycle.

 

Exactly.

 

Oba

Better at football

 

Shola

Bigger

Can ride bike and eat apple

Has been on MTV cribs

 

 

 

Looks like a clear 3-1 victory for Shola.

 

 

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Shola selected while Oba Martins is overlooked is an absolute crime. Oba - not my favourite player - has been brilliant the last few months. Shola scores once a Venusian orbit if the ball hits him.

Much as I hate Shola, Martins is a crock of shit.

 

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I didn't think it was possible, shola playing at the world cup, surely nigeria are not that desperate for a striker.  :(

 

He barely played in their qualifiers, get's the odd 5 minutes here and there. I imagine because of his size he is a plan B (or C or D)

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Shola selected while Oba Martins is overlooked is an absolute crime. Oba - not my favourite player - has been brilliant the last few months. Shola scores once a Venusian orbit if the ball hits him.

Much as I hate Shola, Martins is a crock of shit.

 

Oba has been immense this season. Much better player than Shola. Much better form than Shola.

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He's a target man, which is something Nigeria don't really have and he's an experienced vet who's a great locker room presence I suppose. Don't expect him to see a whole lot of playing time.

 

Man I wish we had drawn Nigeria in our group this year though :lol: think I would crack up if I saw Shola coming on against us

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He's a target man, which is something Nigeria don't really have and he's an experienced vet who's a great locker room presence I suppose. Don't expect him to see a whole lot of playing time.

 

Man I wish we had drawn Nigeria in our group this year though :lol: think I would crack up if I saw Shola coming on against us

 

Imagine him being on the pitch and not needing him to do well

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After writing that, I just realized that there's not a single Korean striker who I can say with confidence is better than Shola. Now I want to shoot myself.

 

Park chu young and ji dong won, A truly devastating duo.  :lol: :lol:

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He's a target man, which is something Nigeria don't really have and he's an experienced vet who's a great locker room presence I suppose. Don't expect him to see a whole lot of playing time.

 

Man I wish we had drawn Nigeria in our group this year though :lol: think I would crack up if I saw Shola coming on against us

 

Imagine him being on the pitch and not needing him to do well

 

 

The good news is that he will not start because nigeria have got emenike and odemwinge are much better than shola.

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After writing that, I just realized that there's not a single Korean striker who I can say with confidence is better than Shola. Now I want to shoot myself.

 

I'm Indian-Canadian. You still have it better than us. Believe us.

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:lol: You could merge those two massive nations and still have an absolutely awful national team.

 

:(

 

It's why we picked sports that involve sticks: bring on hockey and cricket!

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My Nigerian workmate told me today that he will refuse to watch the World Cup if Shola gets selected in the final squad. Haha.

 

:lol: Most embarrassing Nigerian event since the failed space programme.

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He's a target man, which is something Nigeria don't really have and he's an experienced vet who's a great locker room presence I suppose. Don't expect him to see a whole lot of playing time.

Shola's a vet? What a guy. Can someone Photoshop him delivering a calf please?

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