KaKa Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 My Nigerian workmate told me today that he will refuse to watch the World Cup if Shola gets selected in the final squad. Haha. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Okay guys, please, I have to step in now. Have some empathy for thos of us who will have to endure seeing this guy play for the team they follow through the summer. I know you all think it's hilarious, but please recognise that some of us will have to continue to suffer this fate you heartless monsters. I thought it was good, I think it's fucking blinding after reading this shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Shola selected while Oba Martins is overlooked is an absolute crime. Oba - not my favourite player - has been brilliant the last few months. Shola scores once a Venusian orbit if the ball hits him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Shola selected while Oba Martins is overlooked is an absolute crime. Oba - not my favourite player - has been brilliant the last few months. Shola scores once a Venusian orbit if the ball hits him. Yep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Different kind of player. Shola has strengths that Oba doesn't. Bigness, for example. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Different kind of player. Shola has strengths that Oba doesn't. Bigness, for example. Oba never was the best on a bicycle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Different kind of player. Shola has strengths that Oba doesn't. Bigness, for example. Oba never was the best on a bicycle. Exactly. Oba Better at football Shola Bigger Can ride bike and eat apple Has been on MTV cribs Looks like a clear 3-1 victory for Shola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Shola selected while Oba Martins is overlooked is an absolute crime. Oba - not my favourite player - has been brilliant the last few months. Shola scores once a Venusian orbit if the ball hits him. Much as I hate Shola, Martins is a crock of shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtm_92 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I didn't think it was possible, shola playing at the world cup, surely nigeria are not that desperate for a striker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I didn't think it was possible, shola playing at the world cup, surely nigeria are not that desperate for a striker. He barely played in their qualifiers, get's the odd 5 minutes here and there. I imagine because of his size he is a plan B (or C or D) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Shola selected while Oba Martins is overlooked is an absolute crime. Oba - not my favourite player - has been brilliant the last few months. Shola scores once a Venusian orbit if the ball hits him. Much as I hate Shola, Martins is a crock of shit. Oba has been immense this season. Much better player than Shola. Much better form than Shola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 He's a target man, which is something Nigeria don't really have and he's an experienced vet who's a great locker room presence I suppose. Don't expect him to see a whole lot of playing time. Man I wish we had drawn Nigeria in our group this year though think I would crack up if I saw Shola coming on against us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 He's a target man, which is something Nigeria don't really have and he's an experienced vet who's a great locker room presence I suppose. Don't expect him to see a whole lot of playing time. Man I wish we had drawn Nigeria in our group this year though think I would crack up if I saw Shola coming on against us Imagine him being on the pitch and not needing him to do well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 After writing that, I just realized that there's not a single Korean striker who I can say with confidence is better than Shola. Now I want to shoot myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtm_92 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 After writing that, I just realized that there's not a single Korean striker who I can say with confidence is better than Shola. Now I want to shoot myself. Park chu young and ji dong won, A truly devastating duo. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DebuchyAndTheBeast Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nufcfans_shola_ameobi_newcastle_united_nigeria_debut_miami.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtm_92 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 He's a target man, which is something Nigeria don't really have and he's an experienced vet who's a great locker room presence I suppose. Don't expect him to see a whole lot of playing time. Man I wish we had drawn Nigeria in our group this year though think I would crack up if I saw Shola coming on against us Imagine him being on the pitch and not needing him to do well The good news is that he will not start because nigeria have got emenike and odemwinge are much better than shola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 People actually don't want him to do well at the WC? He shouldn't be playing for us, but fucking hell the hatred is amusing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 After writing that, I just realized that there's not a single Korean striker who I can say with confidence is better than Shola. Now I want to shoot myself. I'm Indian-Canadian. You still have it better than us. Believe us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You could merge those two massive nations and still have an absolutely awful national team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You could merge those two massive nations and still have an absolutely awful national team. It's why we picked sports that involve sticks: bring on hockey and cricket! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Can't believe this is going to happen What a tournament this will be, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Hope Sholagol goes to the WC. I will then sarcastically cheer him on to drive my mates mad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 My Nigerian workmate told me today that he will refuse to watch the World Cup if Shola gets selected in the final squad. Haha. Most embarrassing Nigerian event since the failed space programme. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NobbyOhNobby Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 He's a target man, which is something Nigeria don't really have and he's an experienced vet who's a great locker room presence I suppose. Don't expect him to see a whole lot of playing time. Shola's a vet? What a guy. Can someone Photoshop him delivering a calf please? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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