Beren Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Second series of Serial, right there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Basically he knows he's acted the cunt and now he's trying to rewrite history. Just like his bullshit about front foot football, winning mentalities and every other piece of crap that spews forth from his gaping syphilitic arsehole of a mouth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Loves retweeting this lass like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Is he still in Argentina? Can't be long until he is back here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Back on Tyneside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Back on Tyneside. From Argentinian summer to winter on the Tyne. Loon imo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Hoser Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Sky Sports: Gutierrez returns to training for Newcastle 16/12/14 2:21pm Newcastle midfielder Jonas Gutierrez has returned to training after receiving the all-clear following treatment for testicular cancer. Manager Alan Pardew believes he could be back playing in two to three weeks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Him and Gouffran on the wings. I'd be tempted to just sack it all off for good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Him and Gouffran on the wings. I'd be tempted to just sack it all off for good. It'll happen. No doubt whatsoever. It'll fucking happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Course it won't man, he'll be treated like a lottery winner by a bloke with a shit eating grin thinking he's the new Mother Teresa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I thought they weren't going to play him anymore due to a clause activating a new deal in his contract when he played a few more games? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Him and Gouffran on the wings. I'd be tempted to just sack it all off for good. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Clipping_chicken_wing.jpg/220px-Clipping_chicken_wing.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Stick him in goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/jonas-gutierrez-to-make-comeback-after-special-derby-message-to-fans-1-7014386 “The changing room is now getting changed to a samba beat, with Jonas singing at the top of his voice and walking around naked as normal. So it’s great to have him back.” He's playing against West Ham in the reserves on Monday and there is a special message on the big screen before KO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Fantastic to see him back to his old self. Have to say, it was heart-wrenching when his photos first came out, but if the guy can lift the mood and morale of the team, then just have him around then. Most wouldn't want him near the team and maybe rightly so but with Pardew liking Gouffran than others, would rather have him than Gouff to be honest. Of course Cabella, Abeid and Anita should be in front of him though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 Naked jonas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Naked jonas He'd be brave after the op, like, but if you're curious, and he's OK with it, then fine. Weirdo. I was cross with people saying "Oh, no, not him!!" after all the positive messages because I thought he was a good guy, and a good player, but that's just me. My boyhood hero, Malcolm Macdonald, shouted at me on the late, unlamented Three Legends shitfest when I tried to explain how many chances Jonas created, on the grounds that he didn't understand what creating a chance meant. When somebody passes you the ball and you twat it into the goal, you legendary drunken arsehole! That bit was cut Jonas set a lot up and people didn't do the necessary twatting, but that wasn't his fault. Haters gonna hate, but I think Jonas passes muster. Fuck you if you disagree Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Sorry but given the quality of some of the strikers we've had in the team since 2008, Jonas' amount of assists is absolutely pitiful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Sorry but given the quality of some of the strikers we've had in the team since 2008, Jonas' amount of assists is absolutely pitiful. We're going to bump heads a bit, aren't we? Given the quality of the strikers, they should have scored, so his assist total should have been bountiful. Stupid strikers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapo Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Was that video released straight after the game? Such a shitehawk move. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Sorry but given the quality of some of the strikers we've had in the team since 2008, Jonas' amount of assists is absolutely pitiful. We're going to bump heads a bit, aren't we? Given the quality of the strikers, they should have scored, so his assist total should have been bountiful. Stupid strikers. Not really. It was his job to make things happen and he didn't. Mainly because his crossing, passing and general striking of a ball resembled that of Amdy Faye in Timberland boots. Like Gouffran, he ended up at Newcastle United because he cost peanuts and stayed in the side because he grafted and was respectful of management while never performing as an attacking player should. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Sorry but given the quality of some of the strikers we've had in the team since 2008, Jonas' amount of assists is absolutely pitiful. We're going to bump heads a bit, aren't we? Given the quality of the strikers, they should have scored, so his assist total should have been bountiful. Stupid strikers. Not really. It was his job to make things happen and he didn't. Mainly because his crossing, passing and general striking of a ball resembled that of Amdy Faye in Timberland boots. Like Gouffran, he ended up at Newcastle United because he cost peanuts and stayed in the side because he grafted and was respectful of management while never performing as an attacking player should. OK. We'll agree to disagree, then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Playing for the U21s today, 1pm at Whitley Park. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20141222/gutierrez-to-make-return_2281670_4380477 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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