Guest Howaythetoon Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Has there been a more frustrating player than Jonas at United in recent years? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Has there been a more frustrating player than Jonas at United in recent years? Obafemi Martins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Has there been a more frustrating player than Jonas at United in recent years? Robert because you knew exactly what he could be capable of? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Has there been a more frustrating player than Jonas at United in recent years? Robert because you knew exactly what he could be capable of? Robert was frustrating but often delivered. Jonas often threatens to but often doesn't. He can beat a man for fun, carry the ball for fun and generally work his bollocks off for fun but when it comes to crossing, passing, shooting, scoring, creating goals... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Who are your 4 upgrades? LW, RB, CB and CM? Yes. Edit. Simpson could improve and be his own upgrade. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 There's a cloning experiment that would be worth while, a Robert/Jonas blend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I still think Ben Arfa would be better in a position where him roaming (which let's face it he'll do anyway) doesn't affect the shape if we lose the ball - which is likely to happen a lot with a player like him in the team trying things. Harper Simpson Williamson* Coloccini Enrique Barton Nolan Tiote Gutierrez Ben Arfa Carroll *Or Taylor Either way, I f***ing hope we get to see it before the season is out. I'll join you in a I'm on for this as well. Where and when? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I'm on for this as well. Where and when? Are you giving each other a hand? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 He was quite effective today. Good performance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 When - Next Home Game Where - Dave's face Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Yeah just put out an ad on craigslist. "Are you a straight guy who loves newcastle united? Want to jack off with another straight guy over a potential starting XI? Hit me up. No gay shit, just two dudes with their dicks out. Let's touch them and see what happens. I stress, no homo." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Yeah just put out an ad on craigslist. "Are you a straight guy who loves newcastle united? Want to jack off with another straight guy over a potential starting XI? Hit me up. No gay shit, just two dudes with their dicks out. Let's touch them and see what happens. I stress, no homo." Sounds like you've done this before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Yeah just put out an ad on craigslist. "Are you a straight guy who loves newcastle united? Want to jack off with another straight guy over a potential starting XI? Hit me up. No gay s***, just two dudes with their dicks out. Let's touch them and see what happens. I stress, no homo." Three dudes btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 There's a cloning experiment that would be worth while, a Robert/Jonas blend Combine that with a Bernard/Enrique blend and wow. Though knowing us we'll end up with a lazy winger who can't kick a ball and an injury-prone left-back who's naive defensively and not great going forward. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Who are your 4 upgrades? LW, RB, CB and CM? Yes. Edit. Simpson could improve and be his own upgrade. Who would you replace at CM? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Who would you replace at CM? Even after today I would replace Nolan if we could get somebody who brought more to our game. I know getting somebody to score the goals he gets is almost impossible. I just think we could do with somebody who does more over 90 minutes and Nolan has probably only got 2 more seasons left after this one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 There's a cloning experiment that would be worth while, a Robert/Jonas blend Combine that with a Bernard/Enrique blend and wow. Though knowing us we'll end up with a lazy winger who can't kick a ball and an injury-prone left-back who's naive defensively and not great going forward. aye to true and we'd give him a 5 year deal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Yeah just put out an ad on craigslist. "Are you a straight guy who loves newcastle united? Want to jack off with another straight guy over a potential starting XI? Hit me up. No gay shit, just two dudes with their dicks out. Let's touch them and see what happens. I stress, no homo." Sounds like you've done this before. You read enough of them on craigslist and you can write them in your sleep. http://i.imgur.com/Qi0xJ.png seriousjobros.com has a ton of them and they're all ridiculous. "let's jack off BUT NO GAY SHIT" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
80 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Almost crying with laughter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Love the man to bits, but we're going to need a better left winger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 He gets right on my fucking wick. I honestly can't enjoy or appreciate the performances of an attacking player who can't use the ball. He's just not a footballer. If he could swap brains with Sheringham he'd be alreet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCONA Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Has there been a more frustrating player than Jonas at United in recent years? Shola without a doubt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 The thing is a lot of our attacks come from his and Enriques link up play, he wins loads of freekicks and corners too, which Barton delivers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 He gets right on my f***ing wick. I honestly can't enjoy or appreciate the performances of an attacking player who can't use the ball. He's just not a footballer. If he could swap brains with Sheringham he'd be alreet. Yep. It seems a little hypocritical to me that Allardyce's style is (rightfully) despised on here, yet Jonas is pretty much adored. He's a functional player, there to win free kicks and waste time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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