alpal78 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Just for laughs and taking inspiration from Micky Owen's efforts, let's see who can come out with the best advert to sell some of our deadwoods. I'll go with Alan Smith, but you can add Loven, Best, Xisco, Campbell...etc Alan Smith - Extremely committed, willing to get a yellow card for the team...every game - Flexible and dynamic, can play as a striker or midfielder - As a midfielder, not the type who tries to fanny around with Holywood passes, keep things simple and ticking with short passes and willing to slide in on every occasion - As a striker, not the lazy continental type who just scores goals, in fact he will track back, tackle and defend from the front - Played with Man Utd so knows what it takes to be a champ, promoted with Newcastle in championship, so knows how to get promoted - Captained Newcastle, captain material and possess strong leadership values Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Leon Best Hand wash only. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpal78 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Leon Best Hand wash only. sorry didn't get that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I've found the ideal place to list Sol: http://commercial.apolloduck.com/listings.phtml?cid=21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Flim Springfield Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Sol Campbell -Makes a fine statue Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Leon Best - Is Drake, should shift merchandise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01373/mike-ashley_1373367c.jpg Someone buy this twat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Xisco - Will keep fellow team mates on their toes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Shola He likes hats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpal78 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Xisco - Will keep fellow team mates on their toes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Andy Carroll----------NOT FOR SALE David Beckham------With Free Circus. Darren Bent----------Get me outa this shit hole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Perch -Young dynamic defender -versatility- can play in any position in defense -Won't shirk a tackle, holds the current prem record for 5 yellows in his first 5 premier league games Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Carragher Best keeper in the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpal78 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Carragher Best keeper in the league. I thought that description better suited Taylor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 S Taylor - RADA trained, treaded the boards at the Old Vic. Campbell - Starred with Tom Hanks in the Green Mile, Weightwatchers slimmer of the year 2009 R Taylor - Cheery, approachable, friendly. Just three of the words you can use to describe his neighbour John. Jonas - Solid family guy. Married for five years and never a cross worked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 R Taylor - Cheery, approachable, friendly. Just three of the words you can use to describe his neighbour John. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 When I saw this thread I thought there was a release on the official site advertising our players for sale. God, that would be embarrassing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpal78 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 When I saw this thread I thought there was a release on the official site advertising our players for sale. God, that would be embarrassing. but not surprising Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 R Taylor - Cheery, approachable, friendly. Just three of the words you can use to describe his neighbour John. :lol: Ditto :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espio Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Just for laughs and taking inspiration from Micky Owen's efforts, let's see who can come out with the best advert to sell some of our deadwoods. I'll go with Alan Smith, but you can add Loven, Best, Xisco, Campbell...etc Alan Smith - Extremely committed, willing to get a yellow card for the team...every game - Flexible and dynamic, can play as a striker or midfielder - As a midfielder, not the type who tries to fanny around with Holywood passes, keep things simple and ticking with short passes and willing to slide in on every occasion - As a striker, not the lazy continental type who just scores goals, in fact he will track back, tackle and defend from the front - Played with Man Utd so knows what it takes to be a champ, promoted with Newcastle in championship, so knows how to get promoted - Captained Newcastle, captain material and possess strong leadership values - Can pop up anywhere FYP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjmc Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Perch for sale will consider belly button fluff or nearest offer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Alan Smith Tans well. Can work as an individual or as part of a team. Good communicator. Has experience within a players committee. Free delivery , will deliver to door within 24 hours, even Australia. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Bull Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Nile Ranger - Complete with full armoury of revolvers and machine guns - Must have a local 'Linekers' bar - Includes a vocabulary range similar to that of Ali G Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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