BlueStar Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I always seem to see magpies before Newcastle games, which would seem a coincidence but for the fact I probably see them all the time but don't pay it any mind. It's like when you think it's eerie that someone rings when you were thinking about them, but don't think about all the times you were thinking about someone and they didn't ring, or when somebody rings when you were thinking of someone else. Sure there's a magpie on the pitch at some ground every weekend, but they don't get on telly unless we're playing the mackems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/16/5c61c08c-7d91-48c5-ab29-c8a4aca777a4.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCONA Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 A BIRD!!! ON THE PITCH!!! http://www.peacockshock.com/archives/bird%20goal%20england%20algeria%20world%20cup%202010-thumb.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 The samurai sword wouldn't have been alive like To think a fan did it you have to believe that either a Newcastle fan would cripple their mascot, or a sunderland fan would put their rival's mascot onto the pitch, it's a f***ing absurd suggestion. There's already been a pigeon on the pitch that couldn't fly away from the ball at SJP this season and a f***ed bat in the east stand spinning out of control and twatting off the roof, it's what happens where you play on an open air field of grass. Anyone who thinks a fan of either team did it is as thick as Louise Taylor, and that's saying something. Off topic slightly, why would a bat spin out of control and be twatting the roof? Think they have problems navigating in daylight. Steven Taylor's tan blinded the poor thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 The samurai sword wouldn't have been alive like To think a fan did it you have to believe that either a Newcastle fan would cripple their mascot, or a sunderland fan would put their rival's mascot onto the pitch, it's a f***ing absurd suggestion. There's already been a pigeon on the pitch that couldn't fly away from the ball at SJP this season and a f***ed bat in the east stand spinning out of control and twatting off the roof, it's what happens where you play on an open air field of grass. Anyone who thinks a fan of either team did it is as thick as Louise Taylor, and that's saying something. Off topic slightly, why would a bat spin out of control and be twatting the roof? Think they have problems navigating in daylight. Steven Taylor's tan blinded the poor thing. Aye, that or the stink from his performance. Perhaps when it was thrashing around on the floor it was just gagging. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Clearly most of their own fans don't watch them considering they are calling us a long ball team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/16/5c61c08c-7d91-48c5-ab29-c8a4aca777a4.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 A BIRD!!! ON THE PITCH!!! http://www.peacockshock.com/archives/bird%20goal%20england%20algeria%20world%20cup%202010-thumb.jpg A Newcastle fan gave that bird bad AIDS I heard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Clearly most of their own fans don't watch them considering they are calling us a long ball team. It was something they levelled at us after the 5-1. They seem to genuinely believe that they're Brazil '70 and we're the antithesis of everything a football team should be. I'll just let them get on with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Think they have problems navigating in daylight. I thought they navigated by using ultrasound? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 None of our goals in the 5-1 were scored as a direct result of a long ball. The goal today was from a set piece Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Think they have problems navigating in daylight. I thought they navigated by using ultrasound? So not only can they make their way down to the shops with their eyes closed but they can tell you if your lass is up the duff too? The flashy flying fuckers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Think they have problems navigating in daylight. I thought they navigated by using ultrasound? Yeah they do. I don't know why I think that, but it's what I think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 sad cunts, 6-2. fuck u sad mackem twats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Can we rename the forum 'Bird Watch Online' now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 If a toon fan had put a magpie on the pitch he would have added another as 1 for sorry 2 for joy so fuck off Taylor get your facts right you lesbo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 http://triton.imageshack.us/Himg268/scaled.php?server=268&filename=steveharper854505i.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=480 Sunderland should be fined for that. Bloody hell he's like 8. That's his age and sexuality on the back of his shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 That's his age and sexuality on the back of his shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 http://triton.imageshack.us/Himg268/scaled.php?server=268&filename=steveharper854505i.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=480 Sunderland should be fined for that. Bloody hell he's like 8. fucking criminal that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 S*nderland should be docked 11 points for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 If a toon fan had put a magpie on the pitch he would have added another as 1 for sorry 2 for joy so fuck off Taylor get your facts right you lesbo The other one probably died in his pocket. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mantis Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 BTW what was Howard Webb playing at in the first half? Nobber Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 The more I think about it the more I hope one of our lot did bring the Magpie in. The mental image of some utter nutter standing in the away end for 45 minutes with a live bird in his pocket is too funny for words. The half time interval would've been a treat too. "Here mate! Will yee hold my bird while a gan for a piss!?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 S*nderland should be docked 11 points for that. That's a bent opinion, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooonDoom Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Mackum planning revenge for the st james game next season: http://img1.eyefetch.com/p/nl/215780-62c337ea-c383-4dc7-80d1-645be1e9f57f.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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