BlueStar Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Newcastle United manager John Carver speaking to BBC match of the Day: "I'm devastated, I'm annoyed. I needed five to 10 minutes to calm down. Our guys gave every inch. But when you play Man Utd you have to concentrate for every minute and we didn't. "I think we had the best chances and you have to put one of those away. You just wonder if they will hit you on the sucker punch and they did. "I'm devastated for our guys. The goal at the end the way it came, young Abeid has learned a harsh lesson, he is learning the game. On Newcastle's first-half penalty shout: "It was a penalty. Mr Taylor has a decision to make. At the time I thought it was and usually your gut instinct is right." On alleged spitting between Papiss Cisse and Jonny Evans: "I haven't seen it." If it has happened is that something you will act on? "You can't do it can you, it's one of the worst things in football. I can't comment on it, I just know there was a fracas on the halfway line." I'd love to hear the way he pronounced fracas Exactly what I said yesterday when I read that on my phone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Just noticed we average the fewest number of offsides per game by a large margin. Ordinarily you'd be pleased to avoid being caught offside but it so clear that the tactics we employ are so stilted (and our players so neutered and/or apathetic) we've stopped even making attacking runs that would end up offside. 1 West Ham 66 2 Everton 66 3 Southampton 63 4 Manchester City 63 5 Liverpool 60 6 Swansea 60 7 Manchester United 59 8 Chelsea 58 9 Sunderland 55 10 Stoke 53 11 Crystal Palace 53 12 Aston Villa 52 13 Queens Park Rangers 52 14 Burnley 50 15 Hull 50 16 West Bromwich Albion 49 17 Tottenham 47 18 Arsenal 46 19 Leicester 39 20 Newcastle United 28 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Yep, we don't make runs, and we don't have anyone to play the passes, and we rarely even have control of possession in the right areas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Just noticed we average the fewest number of offsides per game by a large margin. Ordinarily you'd be pleased to avoid being caught offside but it so clear that the tactics we employ are so stilted (and our players so neutered and/or apathetic) we've stopped even making attacking runs that would end up offside. 1 West Ham 66 2 Everton 66 3 Southampton 63 4 Manchester City 63 5 Liverpool 60 6 Swansea 60 7 Manchester United 59 8 Chelsea 58 9 Sunderland 55 10 Stoke 53 11 Crystal Palace 53 12 Aston Villa 52 13 Queens Park Rangers 52 14 Burnley 50 15 Hull 50 16 West Bromwich Albion 49 17 Tottenham 47 18 Arsenal 46 19 Leicester 39 20 Newcastle United 28 Doesn't help that Jack Colback can't make forward passes like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Long gone are the days of Cisse being offside ten times a game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Wouldn't be complaining if it was called oeufsidè. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Wouldn't be complaining if it was called oeufsidè. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Charver games in charge; 8 points, 10 goals scored, 15 against, -5 goal difference. Reverse fixtures 14/15 Pardew for the same games; 7 points, 9 goals scored, 17 against, -8 goal difference. PROGRESS!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Charver games in charge; 8 points, 10 goals scored, 15 against, -5 goal difference. Reverse fixtures 14/15 Pardew for the same games; 7 points, 9 goals scored, 17 against, -8 goal difference. PROGRESS!!! thought i would never say this but i fink Pardew would have had us firing against Manure more than Charver had ,our football has imho gone backwards like our passes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Wouldn't be complaining if it was called oeufsidè. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 thought i would never say this but i fink Pardew would have had us firing against Manure more than Charver had ,our football has imho gone backwards like our passes Agreed, when I was watching last night I was just thinking that I wished Pardew was around to get us going like he did last season at home to Man U. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 thought i would never say this but i fink Pardew would have had us firing against Manure more than Charver had ,our football has imho gone backwards like our passes Agreed, when I was watching last night I was just thinking that I wished Pardew was around to get us going like he did last season at home to Man U. we all knew this might happen if pardew went though, we could have another season of this shite and probably relegation to look forward to but it's still better than the coma we were in under pardew imho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Carver wont last, man. Pardew had the 5th place and his bullshit to hide behind, Carver is too thick to even convince Chronicle readers he'd do a decent job. No Cisse to bail him out in the next seven games either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Carver wont last, man. Pardew had the 5th place and his bullshit to hide behind, Carver is too thick to even convince Chronicle readers he'd do a decent job. No Cisse to bail him out in the next seven games either. this is how i feel about it tbh, i think he's done come the summer (as a head coach, obviously they'll not pay him off to leave) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Too bad the board don't give a flying fuck about what the fans think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 *lick* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 thought i would never say this but i fink Pardew would have had us firing against Manure more than Charver had ,our football has imho gone backwards like our passes Agreed, when I was watching last night I was just thinking that I wished Pardew was around to get us going like he did last season at home to Man U. This season i am getting at as we have had some good results against the so called elite teams but i wanted Pardew gone as much as anyone and glad he is ,our football is worse no imho with a man in charge out of his depth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Just noticed we average the fewest number of offsides per game by a large margin. Ordinarily you'd be pleased to avoid being caught offside but it so clear that the tactics we employ are so stilted (and our players so neutered and/or apathetic) we've stopped even making attacking runs that would end up offside. 1 West Ham 66 2 Everton 66 3 Southampton 63 4 Manchester City 63 5 Liverpool 60 6 Swansea 60 7 Manchester United 59 8 Chelsea 58 9 Sunderland 55 10 Stoke 53 11 Crystal Palace 53 12 Aston Villa 52 13 Queens Park Rangers 52 14 Burnley 50 15 Hull 50 16 West Bromwich Albion 49 17 Tottenham 47 18 Arsenal 46 19 Leicester 39 20 Newcastle United 28 Doesn't help that Jack Colback can't make forward passes like. Think back to the Bellamy, Dyer, Solano, Robert days and the above makes you even more sick! Sterile football at its absolute worst now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 He's Jabba the hut and the journos are Princess Leia. Lick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Cisse's ban could potentially be the difference with him not getting the job beyond the end of the season. Reckon we can kick start a social media campaign to get Sissoko and Ayoze to spit at each other during the Everton game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2981041/HOT-NOT-Steven-Gerrard-s-special-song-John-Carver-talking-b-cks-Ian-Poulter-goes-wet-wild.html DUGOUT HONESTY John Carver may not last long at Newcastle so let's enjoy him. Fan on Wednesday: 'Obertan is rubbish. Why don't you b****ck him?'. Carver: 'I have bloody b****cked him!!!'. Obertan – standing 10 yards away – chose not to contribute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Who bollocks the bollocker? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Who bollocks the bollocker? Gets another wrinkle every time he's full of fucking shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2981041/HOT-NOT-Steven-Gerrard-s-special-song-John-Carver-talking-b-cks-Ian-Poulter-goes-wet-wild.html DUGOUT HONESTY John Carver may not last long at Newcastle so let's enjoy him. Fan on Wednesday: 'Obertan is rubbish. Why don't you b****ck him?'. Carver: 'I have bloody b****cked him!!!'. Obertan – standing 10 yards away – chose not to contribute. Obertan just standing there like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 *lick* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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