Darth Crooks Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I don't have much animosity to carver tbh. He's just shit and thankfully that seems universally apparent Club's pocket now is it HAN? thought better of you pal! Fucking rumbled. I'm Mako...and i would have got away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 He added: “Listen, I am not saying anybody has got a divine right, and I’m not saying he wouldn’t have been in the team within two or three weeks, but if you have got a player who doesn’t want to hang around and fight for you, then that’s an issue, for me.” Is everyone listening? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-says-newcastle-united-8989567 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: “Let me tell you something about Davide Santon. Davide Santon has been out for a long time - seven months, I think it was – injured. http://rlv.zcache.com/keep_calm_and_listen_to_the_carver_case-reb8e49d36cdd40ab8f290db2f2035f94_wsm92_8byvr_324.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 I just listened to the post-match interview, you can actually hear the lick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackM Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 more pro-Carver propaganda from Ryder (and Beardsley ) http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-presence-felt-newcastle-8999602 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 more pro-Carver propaganda from Ryder (and Beardsley ) http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-presence-felt-newcastle-8999602 John Carver gives youngsters encouragement in Tyne-Tees derby game but they lost 1-0 to table toppers Middlesbrough Ringing endorsement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 How is that an article? Manager comes into reserve dressing room and they still lose. Well I never. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Desperate to show how much he 'cares'. How he's so 'hurt' by the derby loss he's 'prepared to go the extra mile' to see the club progressing. He's a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Lee Ryder is absolutely shameless, man. If I didn't know any better I'd think he was parodying contemporary journalism. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 "John Carver disrupts Newcastle reserve game by entering the dressing room at half-time" That's what he would have written had he not been an arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 It's an improvement on "I think Steve Stone saw a bit of it on telly" I suppose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 John Carver presence felt in Newcastle reserve game by entering the dressing room at half-time How in the juddering fuck is that a headline Lee. How in Gods name is it even a story. http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh193/germann_bucket/EyeStab.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Moreso, why did anyone think that his presence would be a good idea? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrymac1966 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Maybe he warned them that if they stay this piss poor then they will remain at the club till old wrinkly and fukin devoid of ideas too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Moreso, why did anyone think that his presence would be a good idea? According to that article he goes in every game. On an unrelated topic since the turn of the year: 'Peter Beardsley's side meanwhile remain desperately out of form, without a competitive victory in ten outings and having seen their hopes of promotion steadily recede.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 As a Newcastle fan I can see why Carver wants the job, because he's deluded. But why in the fuck would Ryder want him managing the team he supports? It really is just because he's thick as mince isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Nothing makes me sadder than Beardsley being the company shill. Aye it's grim. Although everything I've ever heard about his coaching etc suggests he's a massive nob. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Moreso, why did anyone think that his presence would be a good idea? According to that article he goes in every game. On an unrelated topic since the turn of the year: 'Peter Beardsley's side meanwhile remain desperately out of form, without a competitive victory in ten outings and having seen their hopes of promotion steadily recede.' At least we're being institutionally shitconsistent in giving up at New Year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Moreso, why did anyone think that his presence would be a good idea? According to that article he goes in every game. On an unrelated topic since the turn of the year: 'Peter Beardsley's side meanwhile remain desperately out of form, without a competitive victory in ten outings and having seen their hopes of promotion steadily recede.' And people say we don't adopt a coherent culture across all levels of the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Fuck's sake, Disco. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/p5MT5.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Nothing makes me sadder than Beardsley being the company shill. Aye it's grim. Although everything I've ever heard about his coaching etc suggests he's a massive nob. And I've seen people suggesting that he should have been the one to take over after Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard of Byker Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 In light of the fact that Carver regularly communes with the spirits of the dead, perhaps it should read: John Carver felt presence in Newcastle reserve game Ehehehehehehehe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Dreadful coach imo, can't see what Stone brings to the table neither. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Dreadful coach imo, can't see what Stone brings to the table neither. The knife and fork that Carver forgot for his daily sausage beans and chips probably. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 In light of the fact that Carver regularly communes with the spirits of the dead, perhaps it should read: John Carver felt presence in Newcastle reserve game Ehehehehehehehe. Steve Presence, the U16s goalie. Poor John's in nick now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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