Darth Crooks Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Talk sport has been a good listen. Sick of this one of us too. No you're fucking not. You're paid a packet to watch football for nowt and completely call it in each season by Christmas. Get fucked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I despise this useless, ugly cunt now. 'They're in a privileged area where they can see what is going on' Aye, John. I'd be honoured to sit within 5 yards of your clueless mug listening in to all of you and Stoney's 'musings'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I bet his mum sings him to sleep each night before dreaming that the whole of SJP will too "He's one of our own, He's one of our own, Jonny Carver he's one of our own" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 A privileged area, where they can see the subs warm up before everyone else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 One of the fans speech Erm, so why speak to these two lads on a one to one basis...when he could set the record straight for the other thousands of newcastle fans who have the same questions. All he has to do is just speak about what his plans were in that interview. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 One of the fans speech Erm, so why speak to these two lads on a one to one basis...when he could set the record straight for the other thousands of newcastle fans who have the same questions. All he has to do is just speak about what his plans were in that interview. He's hoping that by letting them watch a bit of training and meeting a few players that they'll not say anything else on the matter and it'll look like he's won them round. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 They will be completely speechless from watching his training sessions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 They'll just be star struck and Carver will be up there with KK and Sir Bobby by the end of their day man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Just had a lovely Twitter debate with Douglas about how pathetic the local press are. What a clown man. Imagine being in charge of Ryder and being happy with the s**** he puts out. Isnt Ryder in charge of Douglas? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainhaircut Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Just had a lovely Twitter debate with Douglas about how pathetic the local press are. What a clown man. Imagine being in charge of Ryder and being happy with the s**** he puts out. Isnt Ryder in charge of Douglas? Don't think so. Ryder is chief sports writer and Douglas is Newcastle Unitee Editor apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 i would interpret from that ryder does the sports section douglas just does the newcastle united bit. Wouldn't surprise me if they got confused about it too lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Intelligence wise, it would make sense that Douglas is in charge of Ryder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainhaircut Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Surely Editor trumps writer? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Still not convinced Ryder is in charge of his own bodily functions let alone another person in an office. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Douglas is the brains behind the operation, Ryder is just the eye candy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 If the fans who've accepted this invitation had any balls, they wouldn't have been in the stadium in the first place - never mind playing their part in this crack-papering attempt at PR. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 This can all spectacularly backfire as well lets not forget. Get a result of any kind of Saturday and it papers over a few cracks. Lose as we are likely to do and it'll be "Why is he faffing on showing fans around when he needs to get the team to win?" And I believe that view will be spot on, because it's what I'm already thinking. He's doing a rubbish job anyway, the last thing he needs is more distractions and the only way to help the situation is to win some games, not show a few fans around. What a load of crap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 So desperate all this. Let's hope they don't u turn like Karen. I wonder what she was promised? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 So desperate all this. Let's hope they don't u turn like Karen. I wonder what she was promised? A treasure hunt in one of his face creases perhaps. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9_ZpGFdZybc/0.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I see Carver met McLaren the other day and according to him, McLaren said he was doing a fantastic job and dealing with the pressure really well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 So desperate all this. Let's hope they don't u turn like Karen. I wonder what she was promised? A treasure hunt in one of his face creases perhaps. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9_ZpGFdZybc/0.jpg 'Karen can you see the bottom yet?' 'No' 'Cut the rope' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 if ashleyout have any sense they'll pay for one of their people to sit as near to the dugout as possible in the next home game with some decent quality listening gear, record the entire match and everything carver says, then publish it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainhaircut Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 We don't have to work hard to get under his skin. I went to a Blackburn game in the season they were relegated and their fans chanted 'Kean out, Venky's out' constantly. It was brilliant and ridiculously simple. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 We don't have to work hard to get under his skin. I went to a Blackburn game in the season they were relegated and their fans chanted 'Kean out, Venky's out' constantly. It was brilliant and ridiculously simple. Carver is even worse than Steve Kean and he was a complete looper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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