Tiresias Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Genuinely concerned about his mental health now, can we try and section him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Ah man. What have I done to deserve this? I shouldn't be a magpies. Nobody should be a magpies mate, it's a life sentence of misery. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Probably thinks he's clever, taking focus off the players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Such utter failures throughout the club. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 @lee_ryder Carver shows copy of letter from Coloccini from earlier in the week #nufc :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Can you imagine a proper manager doing that in a press conference? "Look! The players like me! LOOK!!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 @lee_ryder Carver shows copy of letter from Coloccini from earlier in the week #nufc :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Did it have tear marks on it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Mr Ashley is probably think, fantastic, when Chelsea and Man City read this they are bound to pay me millions in compensation to appoint the "best coach in the PL" © Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Someone should photoshop the letter and put I want Ashley Out on it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Just when you think the club can't possibly sink any lower. Fuck my eyes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Be more believable and less embarrassing if he said "My name is John Carver and I am America's Next Top Model" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Ashley/Charnley probably told him to say it. Remember when Lamb's Arse said that Kinnear is better than Capello? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 @lee_ryder Carver shows copy of letter from Coloccini from earlier in the week #nufc :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: He's probably still reading that side as well the thick cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Someone should photoshop the letter and put I want Ashley Out on it There's endless possibilities for photoshop opportunities with this picture Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 @lee_ryder Carver shows copy of letter from Coloccini from earlier in the week #nufc :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: http://i.imgur.com/FxSZqTDl.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Actions and words of a madman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Hold on....he's actually said he reckon's he's the best coach in the Premier League? Aye, and Danny Devito is Batman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Which other club would force their captain to copy such a long letter? "Here Colo, add some cancellations to make it look realistic." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-chief-john-carver-claims-9202678 http://i.imgur.com/WD60NAM.png :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 NUFC Blog which is usually full of optimistic transfer drivel seem to have cracked: "More Absolute Nonsense From Carver – We’re Doomed". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixx Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 This is hands down the craziest thing I've ever heard. The man is seriously ill. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-chief-john-carver-claims-9202678 http://i.imgur.com/WD60NAM.png :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: http://i.imgur.com/XxRkD3M.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonlemagnifique Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-chief-john-carver-claims-9202678 http://i.imgur.com/WD60NAM.png :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: http://i.imgur.com/tVRump5.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 @lee_ryder Carver shows copy of letter from Coloccini from earlier in the week #nufc :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: It's like those kids shows where the host will read letters that watching kids have sent to them. "And here's a letter from little Fabio who wishes that he had a pony and a flying carpet. For the next show he wants us to educate about marriage and to help him find his friend Chucky who he has lost in a game of Hide and Seek..." This entire club is just so bizzare. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I luv u Hatem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The title Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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