Sima Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 It's only a bit of gak, man. It's hardly the drugs they use in Shaolin Soccer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 ""sometimes the quality isn’t there, you’re just not good enough." Die you fucking lizzard looking reptile cunt! A first would be to get Colback and Raylor the fuck away!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 It's only a bit of gak, man. It's hardly the drugs they use in Shaolin Soccer. If Rotherham can be docked 3 points because a of a date on a piece of paper..... Anyway, it's irrelevant. As I've said, if we can't get to 39 points we don't deserve to be in this league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Alan Shearer @alanshearer 3 mins3 minutes ago Everyone's down on poor John Carver but I've got a lot to thank him for...he's making me look like Bob Paisley Pity he wont say stuff like this on MOTD, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Alan Shearer @alanshearer 3 mins3 minutes ago Everyone's down on poor John Carver but I've got a lot to thank him for...he's making me look like Bob Paisley Pity he wont say stuff like this on MOTD, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I don't think I've ever seen someone so far out of their depth both from a technical/tactical aspect and a complete inability communication wise to motivate players and/or alienate players. Takes some doing, fuck me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Just seen the climate thing, speechless. Just when you think he can't possibly come out with anything more stupid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Carver couldn't convince a corpse to stay dead underground if he tried. What hope does he have in convincing some (not counting every player in the squad here) footballers to play football? He's an absolute joke and it amazes me that he actually has been able to stay at this level of football for so long. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Watched motd this morning. That "warm conditions" comment. Fcking hell man, it's English spring weather and the conditions were the same for qpr who seemed to give a f*** despite being already relegated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Learnt from the best in the business - it's never his own fault when there's a million things you can blame. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hhtoon Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Ah ridiculous excuses, how I've missed you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Watched motd this morning. That "warm conditions" comment. Fcking hell man, it's English spring weather and the conditions were the same for qpr who seemed to give a f*** despite being already relegated. Never has one man been so under qualified... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Saying the players aren't good enough. That's the way to build up confidence. Never his fault though - it's always down to anybody or everything else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Saying the players aren't good enough. That's the way to build up confidence. Never his fault though - it's always down to anybody or everything else. How to motivate players by John Carver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Alan Shearer @alanshearer 3 mins3 minutes ago Everyone's down on poor John Carver but I've got a lot to thank him for...he's making me look like Bob Paisley Pity he wont say stuff like this on MOTD, though. That can't be real surely? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Alan Shearer @alanshearer 3 mins3 minutes ago Everyone's down on poor John Carver but I've got a lot to thank him for...he's making me look like Bob Paisley Pity he wont say stuff like this on MOTD, though. That can't be real surely? Was posted on what is the verified @alanshearer account, so seems legit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Carver failing motivation 101 quite spectacularly. The man is an oaf who belongs in the past. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Alan Shearer @alanshearer 3 mins3 minutes ago Everyone's down on poor John Carver but I've got a lot to thank him for...he's making me look like Bob Paisley Pity he wont say stuff like this on MOTD, though. That can't be real surely? It very much is real Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 "I have tried everything in the book" @NUFC's John Carver http://fifa.to/1d9J5pP Didn't he say once he'd given it his all and tried everything he'd step aside? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Windows for dummies, no doubt. John, read a better book. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybiotics Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Carver looked defeated after we lost 2-1 at home to Southampton, shortly after Pardew left, I believe he's known for months he was fucked. He should of stepped aside then. Way out of his depth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I did it when I was teaching, stepped down from a good job for the good of the kids. I made progress since but did it in a different field. That's all he needs to do. Fuck off to league 2 and cut his jaundiced teeth down there. As it stands he's making himself a laughing stock and condemning us to ridicule and inadequacy. Too late now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I did it when I was teaching, stepped down from a good job for the good of the kids. I made progress since but did it in a different field. That's all he needs to do. f*** off to league 2 and cut his jaundiced teeth down there. As it stands he's making himself a laughing stock and condemning us to ridicule and inadequacy. Too late now. He will have seen how easy a job it was for good old Pards, and thought to himself that he could blag his way through it same as his old mate did. It's a symptom of what has become of English football. Have some agent contacts, make them good money by signing their players, make said players run around a bit, print out some inspirational s*** from the internet and hang it up in the dressing room, give sound bytes to the media, wave your hands around and gesture at refs, look happy or concerned depending on Saturday's result. Rinse and repeat. Easiest job in the fucking world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Aye I suppose if you're going to get away with that then there's no better place than Newcastle. I do think he cares about Newcastle but his delusions of grandeur massively outweigh that - which when ally's said and done, is no use whatsover. You or I could claim we care as much as we like but like carver it makes no odds. Maybe he does care or maybe he's conniving; either way it doesn't matter. He needs binning. It's beyond ludicrousness now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 JJ Bull By JJ Bull11:42AM BST 17 May 2015Follow CommentsComment Newcastle manager John Carver, the best coach in the Premier League, has revealed plans to prevent his players from staying in touch with the real world by banning them from reading newspapers, watching TV or using the internet - even in incognito mode. With the team desperate to avoid relegation against West Ham on the final day of the season, the last thing Carver wants is for his players to become distracted by watching videos of cats or reading any of the criticism they seem to keep getting for some reason. Speaking after Newcastle's abysmal 2-1 defeat to QPR, Carver told a press conference: "What we have to do is manage the situation. I will have a chat with them and try to keep them away from the press, as in watching TV, reading papers or going online." Poor John Carver hasn't had the best of luck since taking over as manager at St James Park but if there's one thing we've learned about Newcastle players over the course of the season, it's that they always follow the instructions of their manager to the letter. So this should definitely work. To prevent anyone from going online, iPhones must now be grudgingly exchanged for Nokia 3210s until the end of the season - even though scientists have proven that Snake is far more addictive than any social media participation. "We have to try to keep it as low-key as we can in that sense but try to keep them as focused as possible and do as much preparation as we can.” The banning of TV may cause more fuss, as a core group of midfielders had grown accustomed to watching repeats of Frasier as part of their morning routine, claiming it makes them feel simultaneously relaxed and "more smarter". Similarly, having no newspapers means other players are dismayed that they can no longer check on share prices in the FT or find out which particular ethnic minority is most likely to enslave the population of the UK that week. Ryan Taylor is said to have reacted to the news by asking: "What the hell is an internet?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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