Guest reefatoon Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 the length of the neck. The thing is, that's how long Mel Gibson's neck is in the image, the giraffed bastard that he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Would have slight he more respect for him if instead of listen he dropped a 'Here me now' in from time to time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 John Carver is happy to just be the head coach without any involvement in player transfers except for drumming up interest in our own ones then, just like Pardew before him. I am with those who are starting to hate Carver more than Pardew actually, at least the latter didn't pretend to love the club whilst killing it from the inside. I don't think I can ever hate anyone more than Pardew if only because at least Carver knows he's shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 John Carver is happy to just be the head coach without any involvement in player transfers except for drumming up interest in our own ones then, just like Pardew before him. I am with those who are starting to hate Carver more than Pardew actually, at least the latter didn't pretend to love the club whilst killing it from the inside. I don't think I can ever hate anyone more than Pardew if only because at least Carver knows he's s***. If he knows he's shit, and he loves this club as much as he claims to, why in God's name is he constantly licking Ashley's balls to get the manager job? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Because like many of our own fans, his idea of what it is and means to love NUFC is completely warped and twisted out of shape imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 John Carver is happy to just be the head coach without any involvement in player transfers except for drumming up interest in our own ones then, just like Pardew before him. I am with those who are starting to hate Carver more than Pardew actually, at least the latter didn't pretend to love the club whilst killing it from the inside. I don't think I can ever hate anyone more than Pardew if only because at least Carver knows he's s***. If he knows he's shit, and he loves this club as much as he claims to, why in God's name is he constantly licking Ashley's balls to get the manager job? Precisely. Carver's the perfect example of someone stupid enough to be totally oblivious to just how far out of his depth he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza ladra Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 John Carver is happy to just be the head coach without any involvement in player transfers except for drumming up interest in our own ones then, just like Pardew before him. I am with those who are starting to hate Carver more than Pardew actually, at least the latter didn't pretend to love the club whilst killing it from the inside. I don't think I can ever hate anyone more than Pardew if only because at least Carver knows he's s***. If he knows he's shit, and he loves this club as much as he claims to, why in God's name is he constantly licking Ashley's balls to get the manager job? Precisely. Carver's the perfect example of someone stupid enough to be totally oblivious to just how far out of his depth he is. yep. Case study of the Dunning-Kruger effect. The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias wherein unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their ability to be much higher than is accurate. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their ineptitude. Conversely, highly skilled individuals tend to underestimate their relative competence, erroneously assuming that tasks which are easy for them are also easy for others.[1] Somebody should write their thesis on this clown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 He's being interviewed and the first thing he does is licks his lips, kill the bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 He has "Newcastle DNA" apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistle17 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Won't be his fault tonight. No way, not like he played Obertan for 90 minutes, dropped Perez again. Of course he's doing a great job keeping us out of the way of success and this will go down as one of his biggest achievements to date- putting up a brave performance against Louis Van Gaal's notorious Man Utd but being unlucky to lose it so late on. This cunt is here for a lot longer than this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Putrid performance. Manure were utter garbage tonight. Rarely seen them look so ineffective..despite what charver will shout about and the chronicle will wax lyrical about, that wasnt down to us and how we played either. We are so clueless. On the upside the cunt will never last the season if they decide he is the man to hold the true vision of excellence this club hierarchy wants. Carver is utter utter turd, he might have even got more time if he was likeable, he's not he's a cunt and a useless one at that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Cannot wait for him to tell us all that we tried really hard but we're just not good enough. I proper love hearing it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Quick Papiss, you better stop doing what you're being paid to do! 'Okay gaffer, how about I spit at someone in the middle of the match?' 'That'll dee.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Fuck off John please, thanks. You're so out of your depth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Brave bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Scholes calling him John Charver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Win percentage is now a nice round 20%. Can't wait to see his tactical genius replicated over a whole season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Win percentage is now a nice round 20%. Can't wait to see his tactical genius replicated over a whole season. About the same salary he's probably on compared to what it'd cost a proper manager. Guess who wins again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Win percentage is now a nice round 20%. Can't wait to see his tactical genius replicated over a whole season. That's good for this league tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Win percentage is now a nice round 20%. Can't wait to see his tactical genius replicated over a whole season. That's good for this league tbf. Aye, his percentage does look a lot better once you take the free games out of there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 He has "Newcastle DNA" apparently. He definitely has the same parts to his DNA that make up all the other clueless twats running the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Newcastle United manager John Carver speaking to BBC match of the Day: "I'm devastated, I'm annoyed. I needed five to 10 minutes to calm down. Our guys gave every inch. But when you play Man Utd you have to concentrate for every minute and we didn't. "I think we had the best chances and you have to put one of those away. You just wonder if they will hit you on the sucker punch and they did. "I'm devastated for our guys. The goal at the end the way it came, young Abeid has learned a harsh lesson, he is learning the game. On Newcastle's first-half penalty shout: "It was a penalty. Mr Taylor has a decision to make. At the time I thought it was and usually your gut instinct is right." On alleged spitting between Papiss Cisse and Jonny Evans: "I haven't seen it." If it has happened is that something you will act on? "You can't do it can you, it's one of the worst things in football. I can't comment on it, I just know there was a fracas on the halfway line." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Same here, thought Mehdi was in for a public bollocking there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 He's got ten days to come up with stuff now though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Probably some of his more reasonable comments tbf. We've all become accustomed to Man Utd getting away with all sorts over the years but just imagine how you would feel if that penalty call was potentially coming between you and your dream job? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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