Disco Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 If he sticks his tongue out much further it'll be his face hitting the ground as he trips over it, the utter tosspiece. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 hit the ground licking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikky Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I wish he would hit the ground running. Preferably from a 2,000 foot drop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnonel Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 3-0 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 3-1 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 2-0 Groundhog day anyone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Unbelievable we've sunk this low. Pardew will be crowing and kinging it over us any time soon. Lick my winnets Carver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Id still ratger take a tea bagging off pardew rather than him managing us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Id still ratger take a tea bagging off pardew rather than him managing us. No idea what you're on about, again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4xvrs2Cyb1r64tryo1_500.gif QUICK HIT IT WITH A FUCKING SHOE!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 3-0 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 3-1 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 2-0 Groundhog day anyone? I could put all the effort in the world in an open-heart surgery. Chances are I'd still get the patient killed. "Effort" is such an overused buzz word in football... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 They'll give him it anyway, claiming he did as well as he could under difficult circumstances of injuries and suspensions. After all, he's not Harry Houdini! I'm sure you all understand. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-thinks-majority-newcastle-8846664 you think you’re getting somewhere then all of a sudden you could lose your captain for three games – and a defender which we’re not blessed with many of. So infuriating http://i.imgur.com/YSHuppR.gif The patented "Mike" gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 3-0 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 3-1 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 2-0 Groundhog day anyone? I could put all the effort in the world in an open-heart surgery. Chances are I'd still get the patient killed. "Effort" is such an overused buzz word in football... Do we see the same terminology banded about so often in Spain VI? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 3-0 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 3-1 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 2-0 Groundhog day anyone? I could put all the effort in the world in an open-heart surgery. Chances are I'd still get the patient killed. "Effort" is such an overused buzz word in football... Do we see the same terminology banded about so often in Spain VI? Yeah, absolutely. Hate it myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 @lee_ryder: Newcastle United's John Carver applauds Everton's decision to be patient with Martinez http://t.co/4ZKwTqgi2t #NUFC Looool. Desperate. I bet he believes he's been cleverly subtle about it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 3-0 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 3-1 JC : "We need to regroup, get together as a team. Only we can fix this, and we will. We will put in a massive effort this week" Get smashed and outplayed 2-0 Groundhog day anyone? I could put all the effort in the world in an open-heart surgery. Chances are I'd still get the patient killed. "Effort" is such an overused buzz word in football... Do we see the same terminology banded about so often in Spain VI? Yeah, absolutely. Hate it myself. Geez, really thought you guys would know better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 @lee_ryder: Newcastle United's John Carver applauds Everton's decision to be patient with Martinez http://t.co/4ZKwTqgi2t #NUFC Looool. Desperate. Carver’s run of two wins in 11 games has resulted in trial by social media from some sections of fans. Aye it's those ridiculous social media fans and their unrealistic expectations again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 @lee_ryder: Newcastle United's John Carver applauds Everton's decision to be patient with Martinez http://t.co/4ZKwTqgi2t #NUFC Looool. Desperate. Carver’s run of two wins in 11 games has resulted in trial by social media from some sections of fans. Aye it's those ridiculous social media fans and their unrealistic expectations again. By some sections he means 98%, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 @lee_ryder: Newcastle United's John Carver applauds Everton's decision to be patient with Martinez http://t.co/4ZKwTqgi2t #NUFC Looool. Desperate. Carver’s run of two wins in 11 games has resulted in trial by social media from some sections of fans. Aye it's those ridiculous social media fans and their unrealistic expectations again. By some sections he means 98%, right? And that's factoring in a 10% swing for mackem votes, so 108% of Newcastle fans want him gone, or he's possibly that bad even the mackems can't stand the licking anymore! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 trial by social media? it's trial by football matches! He's being judged how he's supposed to be judged, the results are bad the football is bad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 @lee_ryder: Newcastle United's John Carver applauds Everton's decision to be patient with Martinez http://t.co/4ZKwTqgi2t #NUFC Looool. Desperate. Carver’s run of two wins in 11 games has resulted in trial by social media from some sections of fans. Aye it's those ridiculous social media fans and their unrealistic expectations again. Listen, we are where are at the moment. It's difficult with so many injuries but the effort, commitment and desire are there to see us through until May, trust me. If there's one thing I've learned from Sir Bobby it's that effort comes first. A good worker grafting hard will always beat a poor grafter who does....what was it again? Fuck it, you know what I mean. Leave me alone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 trial by social media? it's trial by football matches! He's being judged how he's supposed to be judged, the results are bad the football is bad The chronical is so far up the clubs arse again. Such a rediculous comment from Ryder. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Listen, we are where are at the moment. It's difficult with so many injuries but the effort, commitment and desire are there to see us through until May, trust me. If there's one thing I've learned from Sir Bobby it's that effort comes first. A good worker grafting hard will always beat a poor grafter who does....what was it again? Fuck it, you know what I mean. Leave me alone. Severe lack of licking, 1/10. Would not mop up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Trial by social media. a lot of what is said on Twitter is said in the pubs around the city, does that validate it more? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosstef Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 As if people only slate him online and praise him IRL ☺. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Outrageous that Earth to Lee Ryder, people on social media are also people in real life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Outrageous that Earth to Lee Ryder, people on social media are also people in real life. He doesn't count as a reporter as hge uses social media. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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