Ryan Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 f***ing hell, he has no shame That's now the maintenance man, sponsors and white van men he's mentioned supporting him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 He has a cracking imagination: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/john-carver-reveals-newcastle-supporting-white-5619292? If it isn't made up they were clearly Mackems in the van. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 He has a cracking imagination: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/john-carver-reveals-newcastle-supporting-white-5619292? "I was driving in on Monday morning, on my own, feeling sorry for myself as you do in the car, not listening to the sport but the pop music." Holy shit that bums me out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 And this interview is after losing all the games. After. Right?! This f***ing guy. "If you don't give me millions to spend, you're not going to have me around!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 He's lost it like. Thought I had heard it all. Astonishing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 It's like he thinks he's just down the pub with his mates instead of being in a press conference Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 That last article is amazing. Two white van men cheered him up at a traffic light. Seriously? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 “I looked and suddenly he just indicated to me to keep my chin up and behind him, his mate did exactly the same. "I got quite emotional in the car - but then I had a bit of a giggle to myself because those two had actually picked me up with their actions. “They are one of us and I am one of them, what they did meant so much to me. So I drove on to the training ground and you would think someone had just given me a pot of gold. Seriously, that is how I felt." :lol: :lol: This actually ran through his head while he sat at the lights with some irate newcastle fan on his bonnet tearing off his wipers with his teeth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Can only imagine what his team talks are like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Jesus fucking christ those statements, laughing hysterically at them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 PR guff probably, courtesy of Keith Bishop! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Jesus fucking christ those statements, laughing hysterically at them He's lost 1000 games in a row but it's alright. Two lads in a white van think he's got what it takes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Was blatantly two Mackems taking the piss out of the stupid cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I don't think that's PR guff to be fair. No PR person worth anything would tell someone to be that stupid. That's all Carver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 “I looked and suddenly he just indicated to me to keep my chin up" Ner John, he was indicating that you needed to put your tongue back in you mouth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Or slash his throat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 “I looked and suddenly he just indicated to me to keep my chin up" Ner John, he was indicating that you needed to put your tongue back in you mouth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 That white van man tale is the absolute worst thing ever uttered. So incredibly infuriating and enraging. I really hate all this nonsense, and am just absolutely sick of it. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 PR guff probably, courtesy of Keith Bishop! It's appealing to the lowest denominator basically. Appeal to the thick masses by throwing crap geordie youngsters on the pitch in the 90th minute to soften the blow of your own incompetence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 And this interview is after losing all the games. After. Right?! This fucking guy. "If you don't give me millions to spend, you're not going to have me around!" Ripe for a "if you can't handle me at my worst..." facebook type shitquote thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Oh god. Good god. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/Bigsteve87/Gifs/CutThroat.gif You're right lass, I need to keep by chin up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Insane in the membrane: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastles-john-carver-believes-no-9164585 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Insane in the membrane: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastles-john-carver-believes-no-9164585 # The vote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Insane in the membrane: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastles-john-carver-believes-no-9164585 # The vote The 4% must be Mackems and Lee Ryder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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