Ash Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Anyone going down make sure you've learnt the words! (to the tune of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin) When you're facing a rout, and you're 30 yards out, Cheik Tiote! From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheik Tiote! He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheik Tiote! When we made it 4-3, he said "leave it to me", Cheik Tiote! Learnt them, along with this one which was getting an airing out of SJP on Saturday: (tune of the Music Man) His name is Tiote, he comes from Africa, And he can play, where can he play? He plays in midfield, Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tiote, Tiote, Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tio, Tio-te! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBG Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Harper Simpson Colo Willi Enrique Barton Tiote Nolan Jonas Best Ranger or Harper Simpson Colo Willi Enrique Barton Tiote Guthrie Jonas Nolan Best or late on if we need a goal Harper Simpson Colo Willi Enrique Barton Tiote Jonas Ranger Kuqi Best Yes I'm bored Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Just seen who the referee is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Hoser Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Shocker: This match will be broadcast nationwide on Sportsnet. http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1693/canflageh2.gif Was totally expecting Birmingham-Stoke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Anyone going down make sure you've learnt the words! (to the tune of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin) When you're facing a rout, and you're 30 yards out, Cheik Tiote! From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheik Tiote! He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheik Tiote! When we made it 4-3, he said "leave it to me", Cheik Tiote! Learnt them, along with this one which was getting an airing out of SJP on Saturday: (tune of the Music Man) His name is Tiote, he comes from Africa, And he can play, where can he play? He plays in midfield, Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tiote, Tiote, Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tio, Tio-te! Africa doesn't rhyme man. Insert "His name is Tiote, we bought him from Twente" in its place. And we should all know Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick Cheick Tiote Cheick Tiote Ohhhhhhhhh (repeat) - tune of Shake Your Booty Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fried Chicken Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Kuqi to scored on his debut against his former team? 9/1 to score first, 3/1 to score anytime with Bet365, tempting... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshire Mag Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 He's 7/2 to score anytime with paddy power. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 What about last goal odds which is probably most likely if at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshire Mag Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 10/1 - paddy power. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Not bad at all that, you get refunded if he doesn't come on don't you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshire Mag Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Not bad at all that, you get refunded if he doesn't come on don't you? Think so yeah Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Unibet's odds on anytime goalscorer: - 1,80 Leon Best - 3,50 Nile Ranger - 4,10 Peter Lovenkrands - 4,10 Kevin Nolan - 4,20 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Just means a lot of people have bet on him. Still, funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Time to bang a few quid on Nolan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Blackburn fans think he is shite, and scored a few flukey goals. I think he is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 what are the odds for a Kuqi-hattrick? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 what are the odds for a Kuqi-hattrick? Gazillion/1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Anyone going down make sure you've learnt the words! (to the tune of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin) When you're facing a rout, and you're 30 yards out, Cheik Tiote! From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheik Tiote! He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheik Tiote! When we made it 4-3, he said "leave it to me", Cheik Tiote! Learnt them, along with this one which was getting an airing out of SJP on Saturday: (tune of the Music Man) His name is Tiote, he comes from Africa, And he can play, where can he play? He plays in midfield, Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tiote, Tiote, Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tio, Tio-te! Africa doesn't rhyme man. Insert "His name is Tiote, we bought him from Twente" in its place. And we should all know Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick Cheick Tiote Cheick Tiote Ohhhhhhhhh (repeat) - tune of Shake Your Booty I didn't make it. Sounds quite good though to be fair. Your alteration would obviously work too, will see if I can get it changed for you tomorrow. As for yours, I like it but no fucker ever sings it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 The sheer mental-ness of this season, a Kuqi hat-trick would be pretty tame in the grand scheme of things. Might stick 50p on him getting a brace, or something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Anyone going down make sure you've learnt the words! (to the tune of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin) When you're facing a rout, and you're 30 yards out, Cheik Tiote! From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheik Tiote! He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheik Tiote! When we made it 4-3, he said "leave it to me", Cheik Tiote! Learnt them, along with this one which was getting an airing out of SJP on Saturday: (tune of the Music Man) His name is Tiote, he comes from Africa, And he can play, where can he play? He plays in midfield, Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tiote, Tiote, Tio, Tio, Tio-te, Tio, Tio-te! Africa doesn't rhyme man. Insert "His name is Tiote, we bought him from Twente" in its place. And we should all know Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick Cheick Tiote Cheick Tiote Ohhhhhhhhh (repeat) - tune of Shake Your Booty I didn't make it. Sounds quite good though to be fair. Your alteration would obviously work too, will see if I can get it changed for you tomorrow. As for yours, I like it but no fucker ever sings it! Aye I know, tried to get it going at Everton back in the day to no avail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Are people taking the piss with this Kuqi/Ranger partnership btw? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tall Striker Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 on the train down now. first can open. going to be a long day! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzza Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 woah,just out of the scatcher! Thinking about a tinny now making me retch!! Good show! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCW1983 Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 on the train down now. first can open. going to be a long day! Mint day out via the train like, you via going carlisle ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnonel Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Anyone going down make sure you've learnt the words! (to the tune of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin) When you're facing a rout, and you're 30 yards out, Cheik Tiote! From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheik Tiote! He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheik Tiote! When we made it 4-3, he said "leave it to me", Cheik Tiote! Awesome! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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