Neil Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 I've heard that Ewerthon doesn't care what the red (and white) shite say; what the fuck does he care? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 For those that take no interest in random footballers and can't be arsed to watch Youtube/check out Wikipedia, who the fuck is this guy? A Brazilian striker who was once upon a time a fairly solid goalscorer in the Bundesliga, scoring the goal which sealed Dortmund's title in 2002. He then had a solid career in La Liga scoring goals for Zaragoza while partnering Diego Milito upfront. Then after a few loan spells out he scored 28 goals in the Spanish second division to help Zaragoza to promotion before being forced out in the top flight to make room in the squad for Humberto Suazo. After a brief relatively successful spell at Palmeiras he has recently mutually agreed to terminate his contract and is now looking for a new club. He has 7 caps for Brazil but has a Spanish passport allowing him to avoid work permit problems. That enough for you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 For those that take no interest in random footballers and can't be arsed to watch Youtube/check out Wikipedia, who the fuck is this guy? A Brazilian striker who was once upon a time a fairly solid goalscorer in the Bundesliga, scoring the goal which sealed Dortmund's title in 2002. He then had a solid career in La Liga scoring goals for Zaragoza while partnering Diego Milito upfront. Then after a few loan spells out he scored 28 goals in the Spanish second division to help Zaragoza to promotion before being forced out in the top flight to make room in the squad for Humberto Suazo. After a brief relatively successful spell at Palmeiras he has recently mutually agreed to terminate his contract and is now looking for a new club. He has 7 caps for Brazil but has a Spanish passport allowing him to avoid work permit problems. That enough for you? Er errrrrr. The correct was infact 83. And a half. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 For those that take no interest in random footballers and can't be arsed to watch Youtube/check out Wikipedia, who the f*** is this guy? A Brazilian striker who was once upon a time a fairly solid goalscorer in the Bundesliga, scoring the goal which sealed Dortmund's title in 2002. He then had a solid career in La Liga scoring goals for Zaragoza while partnering Diego Milito upfront. Then after a few loan spells out he scored 28 goals in the Spanish second division to help Zaragoza to promotion before being forced out in the top flight to make room in the squad for Humberto Suazo. After a brief relatively successful spell at Palmeiras he has recently mutually agreed to terminate his contract and is now looking for a new club. He has 7 caps for Brazil but has a Spanish passport allowing him to avoid work permit problems. That enough for you? We want more! We want more! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Might be a bit worried about the language barrier like. Anyone in our squad likely to speak Portuguese? Always remember the story about Given learning Spanish for Cacapa then realising he spoke Portuguese He was in Spain for quite a few years, I'm sure Jose or the Argies could help him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 For those that take no interest in random footballers and can't be arsed to watch Youtube/check out Wikipedia, who the f*** is this guy? A Brazilian striker who was once upon a time a fairly solid goalscorer in the Bundesliga, scoring the goal which sealed Dortmund's title in 2002. He then had a solid career in La Liga scoring goals for Zaragoza while partnering Diego Milito upfront. Then after a few loan spells out he scored 28 goals in the Spanish second division to help Zaragoza to promotion before being forced out in the top flight to make room in the squad for Humberto Suazo. After a brief relatively successful spell at Palmeiras he has recently mutually agreed to terminate his contract and is now looking for a new club. He has 7 caps for Brazil but has a Spanish passport allowing him to avoid work permit problems. That enough for you? We want more! We want more! He is 29 and stands at 5ft 7 and a half. His favourite colour is blue and he enjoys quiet walks in the country when not training or playing football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Quiet walks in the country? Puff. Dont want him anywhere near the squad to be honest, the fucking bum fiddling queen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBG Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Might be a bit worried about the language barrier like. Anyone in our squad likely to speak Portuguese? Always remember the story about Given learning Spanish for Cacapa then realising he spoke Portuguese He was in Spain for quite a few years, I'm sure Jose or the Argies could help him. That would be fine then. Get him signed up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Quiet walks in the country? Puff. Dont want him anywhere near the squad to be honest, the fucking bum fiddling queen. Xisco gay joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 He has spent 5 years in spain and probably be fluent in Spanish. He'll be fine with Jose, Jonas and Colo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 i was talking to my mate who moved to Brazil last year about Ewerthon and his reply was hope we don't sign him he's crap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 i was talking to my mate who moved to Brazil last year about Ewerthon and his reply was hope we don't sign him he's crap. Does he know that our only fit strikers at the moment are Lövenkrands and Ranger? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 i was talking to my mate who moved to Brazil last year about Ewerthon and his reply was hope we don't sign him he's crap. If you look at his stats from Zaragoza and Dortmund, he can't be that bad. And no way he's worse than Loven and Ranger anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 i was talking to my mate who moved to Brazil last year about Ewerthon and his reply was hope we don't sign him he's crap. If you look at his stats from Zaragoza and Dortmund, he can't be that bad. And no way he's worse than Loven and Ranger anyway. Dortmund was 8 years ago tbf, he's going off watching him recently and live not on youtube clips. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 This season's Pancrate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 This season's Pancrate. What else are we going to get on free transfers? I'm surprised there's even someone with this sort of pedigree. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Might be a bit worried about the language barrier like. Anyone in our squad likely to speak Portuguese? Always remember the story about Given learning Spanish for Cacapa then realising he spoke Portuguese That never happened! what about the other way around? didnt Gazza teach Mirandinha geordie? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Might be a bit worried about the language barrier like. Anyone in our squad likely to speak Portuguese? Always remember the story about Given learning Spanish for Cacapa then realising he spoke Portuguese That never happened! what about the other way around? didnt Gazza teach Mirandinha geordie? He taught how to say F Off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Can't see this happening TBH, far more likley to end up with Aliadiere. Neither present a realistic long term option anyway, we just need someone to see us through for six weeks until Shola returns. Hopefully with the return of Ben Arfa and Ireland we will have enough attacking options until the end of the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Would rather have this Ewerthon chap than Aliadiere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shaun Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Would rather have this Ewerthon chap than Aliadiere. That's stupid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Would rather have this Ewerthon chap than Aliadiere. That's stupid. What? No it isn't. I'd rather take a punt on someone who's actually scored goals in top-flight football than some shite Smoggy bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Would rather have this Ewerthon chap than Aliadiere. That's stupid. Ewerthon scored 28 goals in the Spanish second tier the season before last, Aliadiere scored 4 in the Championship the same season. Aliadiere is a striker, almost 28 years old - he's scored 15, yes FIFTEEN career league goals. Ewerthon has 120 career league goals. Plus, the humiliation of having a Smoggie reject in our ranks would be unbearable when he inevitably flops. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Fifteen goals. Hell fire. I'd honestly rather manage with what we've got. Would be an absolutely pointless waste of wages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 He's not actually a smoggie reject, he rejected them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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