JH Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Fact is, until he gets his first goal for us Ranger is only perfectly suited to us seeing a game out. And even then, he misses the chance to put the game to bed.* *DISCLAIMER - This is a comment on Ranger and not on our other strikers - you know, just before the "SO YOU'D RATHER HAVE LOVENKRANDS!!1 LOLZ!" comments. How do you work that out? Because I'd rather not start a player who can't hit a barn door with a banjo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Fact is, until he gets his first goal for us Ranger is only perfectly suited to us seeing a game out. And even then, he misses the chance to put the game to bed.* *DISCLAIMER - This is a comment on Ranger and not on our other strikers - you know, just before the "SO YOU'D RATHER HAVE LOVENKRANDS!!1 LOLZ!" comments. How do you work that out? Because I'd rather not start a player who can't hit a barn door with a banjo. He is more of a threat than any of the other starters, who have had numerous chances to prove they are good enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Better than playing a invisible Loven. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Fact is, until he gets his first goal for us Ranger is only perfectly suited to us seeing a game out. And even then, he misses the chance to put the game to bed.* *DISCLAIMER - This is a comment on Ranger and not on our other strikers - you know, just before the "SO YOU'D RATHER HAVE LOVENKRANDS!!1 LOLZ!" comments. How do you work that out? Because I'd rather not start a player who can't hit a barn door with a banjo. He is more of a threat than any of the other starters, who have had numerous chances to prove they are good enough. Aye, but he's not taking any of the chances. Being a 'threat' doesn't win you matches. That's why I said "until he gets his first goal" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 He will create space for others though, resulting in some chances for other players to score, Loven does absolutely NOTHING! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 IF he starts tomorrow I may whack a fiver on him for the 1st goal... BUT I reckon Pards will go with the invisible man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Don't Ranger much currently. Crying out to have a full season at a decent Championship side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Ive now had 2 seperate dreams (nightmares) about this game, both resulting in defeats Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 These yam yam cunts are doing my fucking box in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Don't Ranger much currently. Crying out to have a full season at a decent Championship side. herping the derp derp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I'm not expecting Pards to give away his tactical masterplan that he's been hatching to tear wolves apart (like we did with stoke!..ahem!) but what are the bets that if Guthrie is starting he'll be played on the right and not in the middle?!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I'm not expecting Pards to give away his tactical masterplan that he's been hatching to tear wolves apart (like we did with stoke!..ahem!) but what are the bets that if Guthrie is starting he'll be played on the right and not in the middle?!!! Probably not. Pardew didn't do that against the Mackems or Spurs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Don't Ranger much currently. Crying out to have a full season at a decent Championship side. herping the derp derp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Hoser Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Be nice to get a win tomorrow, but who knows? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Desperate for three points from this like, would be a massive boost right now. Probably why I'm so nervous about the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Optimistic Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Sorry to say but I would happily take a point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Optimistic Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Whats the chances or Ireland starting? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 1-1 draw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Sorry to say but I would happily take a point. And you're called the Optimistic why? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jonny Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 From Twitter: NUFCOfficial Newcastle United FC Dan's The Man: Danny Guthrie has been given the nod in central midfield for Newcastle against Wolves on Saturday http://bit.ly/eyWUWr #NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I would happily take 3 points. Wolves may have a habit of upsetting the big teams but we're currently not one of them and they're gash FFS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garth Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 From Twitter: NUFCOfficial Newcastle United FC Dan's The Man: Danny Guthrie has been given the nod in central midfield for Newcastle against Wolves on Saturday http://bit.ly/eyWUWr #NUFC Well that's it then!!. 2-0 to the Toon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Whats the chances or Ireland starting? Depends what time he gets in from Tup Tup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Harper Simpson - Williamson - Coloccini - Enrique Barton - Guthrie - Nolan - Jonas Lovenkrands - Ameobi ... if that team makes it (as it's how i see Pardew will line us up), i think we can grab a win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Optimistic Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Sorry to say but I would happily take a point. And you're called the Optimistic why? Believe me I will be absolutely over the moon if we win, no matter how as I think that will be us safe. But I can't see us scoring 2 goals so a good defensive display is needed to get all 3 points. Lets just hope Jose is 100% fit this time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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