Guest malandro Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 If a player needs to have a s*** at the beginning of the second half, what happens? He can ask the referee for permission to temporarily leave the field, he can be substituted or he can go in his shorts (which probably leads to temporarily leaving the field for equipment change). That might explain some of the shit performances I've seen over the years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 If a player needs to have a s*** at the beginning of the second half, what happens? He can ask the referee for permission to temporarily leave the field, he can be substituted or he can go in his shorts (which probably leads to temporarily leaving the field for equipment change). That might explain some of the s*** performances I've seen over the years. i'm sure there is footage of a player having shat himself on the pitch. gary lineker i think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMTW Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 If a player needs to have a s*** at the beginning of the second half, what happens? He can ask the referee for permission to temporarily leave the field, he can be substituted or he can go in his shorts (which probably leads to temporarily leaving the field for equipment change). That might explain some of the s*** performances I've seen over the years. i'm sure there is footage of a player having shat himself on the pitch. gary lineker i think. aye he did. During Italia 90. Was on big fat quiz of the 90s recently. Had completely forgot about this story until then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 aye he did. During Italia 90. Was on big fat quiz of the 90s recently. Had completely forgot about this story until then It was against Ireland and we got a free kick when he went down. He was seen on tele flicking the shit from his shorts while he was sitting on the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 How do the fixtures for the premiership work? I've just noticed that who ever we play, Sunderland play their rivals. Last three games we have played Sunderland have played their rivals? Has it always been like this or is it just a coincidence? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Coincidence. This is a good read: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/paulfletcher/2009/06/secrets_of_the_fixture_compute.html Lost count of the number of times I've posted that now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Coincidence. This is a good read: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/paulfletcher/2009/06/secrets_of_the_fixture_compute.html Lost count of the number of times I've posted that now. Bit about the boxing day fixtures is intradesting, never knew they took into account distance, really limits the amount of teams we can play especially with so many southern teams being in the league this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 anyone been in the family enclosure at SJP? wondering what facilities they have there or is it just like anywhere else in the ground? someone was telling me it's got facilities, games and all sorts of shit set up for little uns Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Have we ever gone a whole season without winning an away game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 How many penalties would you score out of ten against a Premier League keeper? For every goal NUFC steal £1m from the mackems transfer budget and vice versa for every miss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 How many penalties would you score out of ten against a Premier League keeper? For every goal NUFC steal £1m from the mackems transfer budget and vice versa for every miss. Is this Noel's house party or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Why does nothing ever run fucking smooth at NUFC ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 How many penalties would you score out of ten against a Premier League keeper? For every goal NUFC steal £1m from the mackems transfer budget and vice versa for every miss. Is this Noel's house party or something? I just wondered what everyone thinks Whenever I watch football and you seem some tall keeper standing in the middle of the sticks I have a lot of sympathy for penalty takers that miss, because the goal looks so much smaller - but then when I play football and I'm looking at the goal from ground level, and I'm running up to take a penalty - it feels fucking impossible to miss the goal is so ridiculously big. The transfer budget bit was just to add some pressure to the occasion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 2 or 3, I'm pretty gash though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novocastrian Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I'm game to have a go, here are my penalty credentials : I read a book about the history of the penalty kick, the book states that for best results aim into one of the top corners and hit it 60-70%. I've only took 3 penalties in proper games but applied this technique and scored 2 and missed 1, although I scored the first time and the ref ordered a re-take for encroachment. I blasted the retake over the bar. I reckon I would score 6 or 7, some of these keepers do look pretty big though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I used to be class at penalties, would stick in exactly the same place every time and never saved. Now I am absolutely atrocious. I doubt I would score 1. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I might score a paneka until the keepers saw me do more than 1 and realised that was the best I can kick a ball Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Don't underestimate how easy it would be for top keepers to know which side you'll go Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I read a book about the history of the penalty kick, the book states that for best results aim into one of the top corners You needed a book to tell you that? Hit the top corner and it's in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 High and straight down the middle GOAL !!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Fucksakes. When was the Southampton fixture shifted to the Sunday? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Just confirmed today I think. was always going to happen with the Europa game on the Thursday like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Just confirmed today I think. was always going to happen with the Europa game on the Thursday like. Aye, I suppose. Schoolboy error. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 1. Are teams allowed to use rugby throw-in tactics on corners (ie. hoisting a team-mate in the air)? 2. Where would NUFC have finished in the French league last year? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 1. Are teams allowed to use rugby throw-in tactics on corners (ie. hoisting a team-mate in the air)? 2. Where would NUFC have finished in the French league last year? 1. No it's classed as ungentlemanly conduct. 2. Trois. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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