Hanshithispantz Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 That story someone put up about Taylor trying to hide his face with some concert tickets was good aswell, the fucking pleb. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 What a cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 One that springs to mind - not an NUFC player, is Cisse when he was at Liverpool. He walked into a garden centre near Winsford that my mate worked at, and asked if they sold parrots, becoming pretty incensed when they explained that they didn't. Pretty sure he spat out the tagline too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Steven Taylor once bowled over to a lass I know in Tiger Tiger and said, "Hi. Call me Tayls." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bish Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Steven Taylor once bowled over to a lass I know in Tiger Tiger and said, "Hi. Call me Tayls." No way Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I would have said 'no, who are ya?' me like!! Utter arsebiscuit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I must say that Andy Carroll before he made it waited in the chip shop queue with his lass and ordered two lots of chips with a minimum of fuss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Steven Taylor once bowled over to a lass I know in Tiger Tiger and said, "Hi. Call me Tayls." fuck off man? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I must say that Andy Carroll before he made it waited in the chip shop queue with his lass and ordered two lots of chips with a minimum of fuss. Fair play to the lad. Even I often refuse to wait in a chip shop queue, and I order far more than two lots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 So yesterday my son is in the Jesmond Starbucks, in a queue. In walks Sol Campbell and strides up to the counter. "Hoo mate" said my son, "there's a queue". Campbell actually said "Do you know who I am?" "Yes" replied my son "Unfortunately I do". Campbell tuts and walks to the end of the queue. What planet are these guys on? I can't believe there are still people, especially footballers, still full of their self importance. Anyone have other stories about footballers up their own arses? Just out of curiosity, how old is your son? 32. Still a good story, but would be a lot funnier if he were >15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PENKAAA Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 So yesterday my son is in the Jesmond Starbucks, in a queue. In walks Sol Campbell and strides up to the counter. "Hoo mate" said my son, "there's a queue". Campbell actually said "Do you know who I am?" "Yes" replied my son "Unfortunately I do". Campbell tuts and walks to the end of the queue. What planet are these guys on? I can't believe there are still people, especially footballers, still full of their self importance. Anyone have other stories about footballers up their own arses? Nile Ranger said the exact same words to my mate in a nightclub in town after he refused to move out of his way. Idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir_9 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Steven Taylor once bowled over to a lass I know in Tiger Tiger and said, "Hi. Call me Tayls." Hahahaha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Steven Taylor is genuinely mental... the lad needs to be looked at by a professional. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Steven Taylor once bowled over to a lass I know in Tiger Tiger and said, "Hi. Call me Tayls." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Did he puff out his chest as he said it? Would love to have seen his lap around the dancefloor if she'd given him her number. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Kill him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Back at the start of the season after a Newcastle game (might have been Blackpool), my mate was in the City Takeaway about 2am and Andy Carroll was in with his G(ateshead)-Unit. One of the entourage starting hassling my mate saying if he was looking at Carroll he'd get chinned as they were on the lookout for reporters. I'm sure all undercover journos patrol the chippies of the toon in the middle of the night looking for scoops. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Not exactly the same, but Shearer was the only player who wouldn't sign an autograph when I was mascott as a bairn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Ranger was a prick the other week, just looked at me like a piece of shit. At this precise moment, I decided he was shit and a fully fit Heza09 could probably mark him out of the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Ranger was a prick the other week, just looked at me like a piece of shit. At this precise moment, I decided he was shit and a fully fit Heza09 could probably mark him out of the game. I think you could mark him, although the smiley face lip tattoo would evade your attentions to steal in at the near post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 So yesterday my son is in the Jesmond Starbucks, in a queue. In walks Sol Campbell and strides up to the counter. "Hoo mate" said my son, "there's a queue". Campbell actually said "Do you know who I am?" "Yes" replied my son "Unfortunately I do". Campbell tuts and walks to the end of the queue. What planet are these guys on? I can't believe there are still people, especially footballers, still full of their self importance. Anyone have other stories about footballers up their own arses? Once again Sol Campbell gets his positioning and anticipation all wrong... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBG Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Did he puff out his chest as he said it? Would love to have seen his lap around the dancefloor if she'd given him her number. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBG Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Not exactly the same, but Shearer was the only player who wouldn't sign an autograph when I was mascott as a bairn. Got a personally signed picture of Shearer and a calendar signed by SBR and the rest of the 2000/2001 squad as my Mam knew the boy wonder that was Carl Serrant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Not exactly the same, but Shearer was the only player who wouldn't sign an autograph when I was mascott as a bairn. Total prick, like. How did he refuse? Did he run screaming to the referee? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I've never had anyone say this to me unfortunately, but I once told Nicky Butt to fuck off anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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