Mike Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 US MARINES MAN OF THE MATCH : Didier Drogba Ryan Taylor got the Touch of Gray Winning Touch of the Game though, I think they meant Saylor though. Wait, that's actually a real award? Aren't you jealous of those guys with the perfect mix of gray and their natural hair color? Well, now with Touch of Gray, you don't have to be! And you can make pancakes for bitches that want milk, yo. After you get in that ass. You sexy salt and pepper bastard. What the hell, Mike? There is a Just for Men commercial where some milf is at the door asking for milk. Old dude doesn't have shit, but he wants to break the ice with the girl, so he jumps out of the window of his apartment onto several moving vehicles to run to the supermarket. When he arrives, he's like "I look like an old bastard. I need some Just for Men." "Oh, and milk." So he gets all this shit, presumably scales the wall of his building and start washing the grey away, all the while the woman is still standing outside the fucking door. Has to have been an hour at this point. So then he's done, grey away and he's ready to bang. They never show him brushing that paint on his balls, but it's left to the audience to assume. So he opens the door with the warm ass milk he forgot to put in the fridge and he's like " Anything else?" and she's all horny and she says "How about some pancakes?" Pancakes of course, being a clumsy daytime television euphemism for "How about some pussy?" It's a decent ad. There was a kid at my old high school who always used to say "I want some pancakes...and pussy." Pretty sure he's been arrested twice since graduation. I'm screaming laughter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Didn't we only have two goals at Stamford Bridge since 2001 in the league before this match Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Terrific result and performance today - am really chuffed. Well done lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrSundlofer Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 A great team performance! I thought Ryan Taylor played well. Showed good determination. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 A great team performance! I thought Ryan Taylor played well. Showed good determination. He won an award for his performance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I hope they mail him his trophy with that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 A great team performance! I thought Ryan Taylor played well. Showed good determination. He won an award for his performance. and what an award Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 League Record v. Man United, Chelsea, and Arsenal this season: 1 win, 4 draws, 1 loss plus a win vs liverpool, 90th minute goal for spurs to snatch a draw and very good performances vs citeh, which really deserved more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Man Utd - 1 point Chelsea - 2 points Arsenal - 4 points Man City - 0 points Liverpool - 3 points 10 points from 10 matches against the top teams. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Well, that was a highly pleasing result. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I hope they mail him his trophy with that. Wonder what the trophy looks like. Sucks being one of the little people. Can't even imagine how beautiful it is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I was well happy with that. We got better as the game went on and we did more than enough to deserve a point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I hope they mail him his trophy with that. Wonder what the trophy looks like. Sucks being one of the little people. Can't even imagine how beautiful it is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Excellent match considering both had fuck all to play for. Can't argue with 2-2 draw. Krul will need to take a long look at himself if he has ambition to be recognised as No.1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Great game and fully deserved, I went absolutely mental when saylor scored Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beezeri Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Man Utd - 1 point Chelsea - 2 points Arsenal - 4 points Man City - 0 points Liverpool - 3 points 10 points from 10 matches against the top teams. We alwasy do good against better teams but how many points we did get against the worst 5 teams in the league? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Some epic Chelsea clutching at straws by presenting the Southern Reserves trophy, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Man Utd - 1 point Chelsea - 2 points Arsenal - 4 points Man City - 0 points Liverpool - 3 points 10 points from 10 matches against the top teams. We alwasy do good against better teams but how many points we did get against the worst 5 teams in the league? The bottom five atm: Birmingham - 6 Wolves - 4 Blackpool - 1 Wigan - 4 West Ham - 6 21 points from 10 games Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Haven't enjoyed an NUFC match as much as that for a long time, played well, didn't just hoof it and got our rewards. Krul - Had nout to do other than the goals, obviously big error for the 2nd. Won't help his cause, shouldn't be our number 1 next season on this performance. Simpson - Average, steady. Enrique - Strong as ever, bombed forward and took a booking for the team (possibly unnecessarily?) S Taylor - Good, no errors or stupid elbows and a bonus goal. May well be ahead of Williamson now in Pardew's mind, which could go either way. Colo - Good, played their strikers well. R Taylor - Did a decent job in defensive midfield, not a long term solution but passable. Barton - Grew into the game, controlled it. Jonas - First half he was involved in everything, second half not so much. Ferguson - This kid could be great if handled correctly. Fearless, runs with the ball a lot and isn't afraid of a tackle. Lovenkrands - Bit more involved than usual but would rather see his spot go to one of the kids, especially if it's on the wing. Shola - Didn't really do much, except for the last 15 minutes where he played holding midfield, right wing, centre forward and right back. Subs: Kazenga - Positivity won us the corner which led to the goal. Would like to see more of him. Sammy - Better than his brother Ranger - Usual fare, did well to head back across for Taylor for the equaliser. Pardew - Fair play for actually bringing on some kids he had on the bench and a mostly positive approach. I quite like the thought of having Ben Arfa, Jonas & Another winger (N'Zogbia?) rotating as a three behind a good striker, which I'm hoping is what Pardew was looking at today. Sky - Fuck off having Ray Wilkins commentate on Chelsea. I don't care how Nico, John and Frank did, just be unbiased. Pricks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I thought Coloccini was absolutely brilliant against Torres. Then again, Torres is absolute crap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBG Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Krul 6 - Solid most of the game but mistake for their 2nd goal. Simpson 6 - Decent. S.Taylor 7 - Solid at the back, and another good goal. Coloccini 8 - Absolutely magnificent. Enrique 9 - Superb. R.Taylor 6 - Free kick led to our 1st, and did a decent job in the middle. Barton 7 - Combative in the midfield, ensured that Chelsea didn't dominate. Ferguson 6.5 - Did really well till coming off. Jonas 7 - Seemed to relish his free role and was very dangerous because of it. Loved him making sure the ref counted it as his goal. Lovenkrands 6 - Better than usual, looked good on the counter. Shola Ameobi 5 - Poor today, should have been subbed. Subs Lua Lua 6 - Helped win us the game winning the corner. Sammy Ameobi 6 - Looked pacy with a good touch and got into good areas. Ranger 6 - Assist for the goal, can't ask much more. Pardew - Absolutely spot on, appears to be a decent tactician. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Krul 6 - Solid most of the game but mistake for their 2nd goal. Simpson 6 - Decent. S.Taylor 7 - Solid at the back, and another good goal. Coloccini 8 - Absolutely magnificent. Enrique 9 - Superb. R.Taylor 6 - Free kick led to our 1st, and did a decent job in the middle. Barton 7 - Combative in the midfield, ensured that Chelsea didn't dominate. Ferguson 6.5 - Did really well till coming off. Jonas 7 - Seemed to relish his free role and was very dangerous because of it. Loved him making sure the ref counted it as his goal. Lovenkrands 6 - Better than usual, looked good on the counter. Shola Ameobi 5 - Poor today, should have been subbed. Subs Lua Lua 6 - Helped win us the game winning the corner. Sammy Ameobi 6 - Looked pacy with a good touch and got into good areas. Ranger 6 - Assist for the goal, can't ask much more. Pardew - Absolutely spot on, appears to be a decent tactician. I think you've slightly exaggerated LuaLua's contribution Nick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I thought Ryan Taylor was pretty good today. Although that's probably more "better than he usually is" than actually being very good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCONA Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 wtf is wrong with torres, hes like so fking good yet giving him 1/10 today would be generous Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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