Guest firetotheworks Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Eeeh, it's almost like they got exactly what they deserve. It's like everyone knew this would happen and they did it anyway. It's almost like they're all absolute cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 He'll rush them nack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Still think Ryder is worse than Pardew in all of this. It's all mostly his fault. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Eeeh, it's almost like they got exactly what they deserve. It's like everyone knew this would happen and they did it anyway. It's almost like they're all absolute cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-defender-steven-taylor-expected-8119596?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Newcastle defender Steven Taylor expected to train this week while Fabricio Coloccini will be assessed Newcastle United defenders Steven Taylor and Fabricio Coloccini have not suffered injuries during the international break despite reports Newcastle defender Steven Taylor is expected to be back in contention for the clash with Queens Park Rangers. And skipper Fabricio Coloccini is set to be assessed this week after hobbling off with a muscle injury in the 2-0 win at West Brom. Both woke up to headlines today claiming they’d sustained injuries during the international break. However, United will run the rule over both this week. Whitley Bay lad Taylor missed the game with West Brom due to a minor calf injury and wasn’t played as a precaution. But he will be expected to train this week as the build-up to the encounter with QPR begins. Alan Pardew stated after the win at the Hawthorns he was hopeful on the defensive duo being fit. Striker Manu Riviere will also hand Pardew a bonus this week. Pardew said: “I think Steven should be back for QPR, I think Riviere will be back, and I’m hoping Colo comes through.” United did recall Remie Streete from his loan stint at Port Vale but this was a precautionary measure as the South Shields-based defender was required as cover. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Why are all Chronicle articles written in that 1-line style? Is it a requirement? It's well shit, as if they just assume their entire readership is thick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 So he's not crocked then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Why are all Chronicle articles written in that 1-line style? Is it a requirement? It's well s***, as if they just assume their entire readership is thick. It's pretty much only Ryder isn't it? I'm surprised they aren't written from right to left as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Sounds like the chronicle are basing their information on what Pardew said after the West Brom game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenige Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Streete has always looked half decent when I've seen him. Think it's about time he had a crack at the first-team, especially if we've got so many injuries. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Streete has always looked half decent when I've seen him. Think it's about time he had a crack at the first-team, especially if we've got so many injuries. He will no doubt go with Iron Mike and Dummett. Would also like to see Streete given a go - he will be motivated to do well with his contract expiring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Colo always get injured at this time of year. Normally he comes off during a match as a precaution (we are told) and no-one is unduly concerned because no-one can remember an incident that caused the problem as he always seems to walk off the pitch OK. Next thing we hear, he is out for weeks which usually turns into months. Regular as clockwork. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Colo always get injured at this time of year. Normally he comes off during a match as a precaution (we are told) and no-one is unduly concerned because no-one can remember an incident that caused the problem as he always seems to walk off the pitch OK. Next thing we hear, he is out for weeks which usually turns into months. Regular as clockwork. And his rehab is always mysteriously in Argentina... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Colo always get injured at this time of year. Normally he comes off during a match as a precaution (we are told) and no-one is unduly concerned because no-one can remember an incident that caused the problem as he always seems to walk off the pitch OK. Next thing we hear, he is out for weeks which usually turns into months. Regular as clockwork. And his rehab is always mysteriously in Argentina... He gets away with a lot. Had a cracking game at WBA and can't see Willo et al. putting in similar performances. Hope he is back for the Mackem game at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 3 centre backs out on loan too. Ridiculous. Two. We've recalled Streete for the bench but Raylor would most likely be third-choice atm. Raylor absolutely cannot be next in line for CB... Seeing as though I very much doubt he's able to play CB! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Why are all Chronicle articles written in that 1-line style? Is it a requirement? It's well s***, as if they just assume their entire readership is thick. To be absolutely fair... The Chronicle is an utter heap of shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 We're taught to write that way, actually. Proper paragraphs intimidate readers, or something like that.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 No, they intimidate mong readers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Why are all Chronicle articles written in that 1-line style? Is it a requirement? It's well s***, as if they just assume their entire readership is thick. Mole is a writer there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Yep, but unfortunately that's the Chronicle's target audience Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Why are all Chronicle articles written in that 1-line style? Is it a requirement? It's well s***, as if they just assume their entire readership is thick. Mole is a writer there. Joke. Right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 The classic rush back and injure yourself properly for 5 months. Textbook Stevie Bants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 The one line paragraph thing is a writing for the web technique, more likely to be the editor than the original author. Ryder is still shit like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/S2qk9J2.gif Always find this gif so funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Why are all Chronicle articles written in that 1-line style? Is it a requirement? It's well s***, as if they just assume their entire readership is thick. Mole is a writer there. Joke. Right? As fucking if I'd write for anyone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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