AlanSkÃrare Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Why are all Chronicle articles written in that 1-line style? Is it a requirement? It's well s***, as if they just assume their entire readership is thick. It's pretty much only Ryder isn't it? I'm surprised they aren't written from right to left as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Sounds like the chronicle are basing their information on what Pardew said after the West Brom game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenige Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Streete has always looked half decent when I've seen him. Think it's about time he had a crack at the first-team, especially if we've got so many injuries. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Streete has always looked half decent when I've seen him. Think it's about time he had a crack at the first-team, especially if we've got so many injuries. He will no doubt go with Iron Mike and Dummett. Would also like to see Streete given a go - he will be motivated to do well with his contract expiring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Colo always get injured at this time of year. Normally he comes off during a match as a precaution (we are told) and no-one is unduly concerned because no-one can remember an incident that caused the problem as he always seems to walk off the pitch OK. Next thing we hear, he is out for weeks which usually turns into months. Regular as clockwork. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Colo always get injured at this time of year. Normally he comes off during a match as a precaution (we are told) and no-one is unduly concerned because no-one can remember an incident that caused the problem as he always seems to walk off the pitch OK. Next thing we hear, he is out for weeks which usually turns into months. Regular as clockwork. And his rehab is always mysteriously in Argentina... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Colo always get injured at this time of year. Normally he comes off during a match as a precaution (we are told) and no-one is unduly concerned because no-one can remember an incident that caused the problem as he always seems to walk off the pitch OK. Next thing we hear, he is out for weeks which usually turns into months. Regular as clockwork. And his rehab is always mysteriously in Argentina... He gets away with a lot. Had a cracking game at WBA and can't see Willo et al. putting in similar performances. Hope he is back for the Mackem game at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 3 centre backs out on loan too. Ridiculous. Two. We've recalled Streete for the bench but Raylor would most likely be third-choice atm. Raylor absolutely cannot be next in line for CB... Seeing as though I very much doubt he's able to play CB! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Why are all Chronicle articles written in that 1-line style? Is it a requirement? It's well s***, as if they just assume their entire readership is thick. To be absolutely fair... The Chronicle is an utter heap of shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 We're taught to write that way, actually. Proper paragraphs intimidate readers, or something like that.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 No, they intimidate mong readers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Why are all Chronicle articles written in that 1-line style? Is it a requirement? It's well s***, as if they just assume their entire readership is thick. Mole is a writer there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Yep, but unfortunately that's the Chronicle's target audience Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Why are all Chronicle articles written in that 1-line style? Is it a requirement? It's well s***, as if they just assume their entire readership is thick. Mole is a writer there. Joke. Right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 The classic rush back and injure yourself properly for 5 months. Textbook Stevie Bants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 The one line paragraph thing is a writing for the web technique, more likely to be the editor than the original author. Ryder is still shit like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/S2qk9J2.gif Always find this gif so funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Why are all Chronicle articles written in that 1-line style? Is it a requirement? It's well s***, as if they just assume their entire readership is thick. Mole is a writer there. Joke. Right? As fucking if I'd write for anyone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Why are all Chronicle articles written in that 1-line style? Is it a requirement? It's well s***, as if they just assume their entire readership is thick. Mole is a writer there. Joke. Right? As f***ing if I'd write for anyone Hah, good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 RONALDO! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 As if anyone gives shit what that turncoat prick says. Absolute abomination he writes for Newcastle's paper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 The Mackem Scottish English Geordie cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 The Mackem Scottish English Geordie c***. Just cunt is better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbxtn Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Out for 3 matches. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Out for 3 matches. Not good news. Captain Fistpump and Dummett it is then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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