henke Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 And another thing! We've had some shit players down the years, but this fucker is the worst of the lot. By some distance. He's painted on, a cardboard cut out, a fucking coward. God i need a drink now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 And another thing! We've had some s*** players down the years, but this f***er is the worst of the lot. By some distance. He's painted on, a cardboard cut out, a f***ing coward. God i need a drink now. He's impressed at times this season which is more than can be said for Alan Smith at any point Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Bit over the top to say the least, been a positive ( ) over the past few games, today excluded obviously. Was actually p*ssed off when he was took off against Everton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 And another thing! We've had some s*** players down the years, but this f***er is the worst of the lot. By some distance. He's painted on, a cardboard cut out, a f***ing coward. God i need a drink now. He's impressed at times this season which is more than can be said for Alan Smith at any point Of the two i'd take alan smith every time. At least when he closed a player down he didn't slow so the player could get a pass away before he had to commit to a tackle. When he jumped for a header it was a genuine attempt to win the ball, not a gesture three feet away from where he needed to be because he was afraid of the challenging player. Obertan hasn't impressed at all this season, he's shown the occasional glimpse of why he's been sold for millions of pounds - because he's a talented bloke with pace to burn. But as a footballer he's a complete non entity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Have you had that drink henke? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 2nd can. Feel better for it to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 After looking to have improved in the last couple of weeks he was back to his useless gutless self today, shocking performance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 This should've been exactly the type of game he made an impact in but he did absolutely nothing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 This should've been exactly the type of game he made an impact in but he did absolutely nothing He was our only threat going forward in the first half. Not that he played well or anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellious Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 This should've been exactly the type of game he made an impact in but he did absolutely nothing He was our only threat going forward in the first half. Not that he played well or anything. He only looked a threat but its all an illusion. Take away his pace and he is a waste of space, non entity. Whats the point of having pace but doing nothing with it. If he was in a hurdle race he would beat everyone running but run through the hurdles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
durhamunigeordie Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Strange from him yesterday because he looked threatening against both Arsenal and Everton. But like someone said above, if he really was going cut it in the PL, this would be the type of game that he would look a stand out in - instead he was absolutely pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 You know that bit on Mighty Ducks where coach Emilio Estevez straps the shithouse goalie between the sticks and gets all the kids to belt pucks at him to toughen him up? That's the only route left for this nugget. Tape him to the goal post and get Tiote to kick him repeatedly for twenty minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I thought it was marvellous when he passed the ball to their player who was 5 yards in front of him for no reason whatsoever. Absolute dogturd of a player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Ando saying he shook his head at Pardew when he got substituted and walked straight down the tunnel :lol: So he's deluded as well being rubbish Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Happy Birthday, friend! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/32573221.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 How long left on his contract? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 How long left on his contract? Too long. Just far too long Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 The only thing i can think of in the way of praise, when he gave it away he chased back and won it back on quite a few occasions. Erm that's it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Thought he did well in the build up to the Hatem chance but other than that it was awful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 The only thing i can think of in the way of praise, when he gave it away he chased back and won it back on quite a few occasions. Erm that's it. Once. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 He annoys me so much. I still maintain he has the ability to be good but he is so fucking thick so won't make it. Will be good in the odd game but, nah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 The only thing i can think of in the way of praise, when he gave it away he chased back and won it back on quite a few occasions. Erm that's it. Once. 3 times actually, once in the first half and obviously twice in the second. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 This idiot makes a living out of football, man. There's no justice in the world. A truly abysmal player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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