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I don't think I have ever heard Ashley's voice.

 

He walked past me years ago, he was on the phone. Hilarious squeaky mockney drawl. Like this guy from The Bill

 

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070323190925/thebill/images/1/15/Mickeywebb.jpg

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Guest TruToon94

The fat fucker will have to die someday. All that booze and weight means his days are numbered unless he gets a gastric band or something.

 

For every good thing he's done for the club he has done seven much worse.

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The fat f***er will have to die someday. All that booze and weight means his days are numbered unless he gets a gastric band or something.

 

For every good thing he's done for the club he has done seven much worse.

I read an article where it said he is always eating and drinking everytime he meets a new client.
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ke Edwards ‏@LukeEdwardsTele  7m

Ashley would like to sell #nufc but not easy to find a buyer. Spent all summer looking. More on Rangers interest in @TelegraphSport later

 

Huh?

 

Is he getting this info from?

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How do you go out and 'find' a buyer though? Say £200m on the club, it'd cost at least another £100m just to have us competing as a genuine top 5 contender....not even double that would guarantee Champions League when you consider what Man Utd have spent on world class players from a much stronger position.

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You employ a company to do it for you, and to broker the deal id imagine

 

Well fucking obviously, but there aren't buyers out there like there perhaps once was. A buyer for Villa hasn't been found (Bank of America Merrill Lynch) and they're valued considerably less.

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You'd think for clubs like us though, if someone wanted us, they'd make an offer and make it known. Particularly given how hated Ashley is. It's not the sort of thing I'd imagine you could actively sell as a business proposition.

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Club propaganda to take people's interest away from the sack pardew thing

 

Nah i don't think so. Can't see Ashley being at all arsed with that.

 

Of course he is, he is literally a man child. He banned NJC Media because they wrote a few lines about MAOC or whatever it is. He'll be pissed off about this as much as Pardew will no doubt be.

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Club propaganda to take people's interest away from the sack pardew thing

 

As if it even would

 

We have a sizable minority who are thick as whale spunk to be honest.

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