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I'd be happy if he never spent another penny of his own money on the club as long as we're run well.

 

As far as chanting his name goes, I think just a big "We're Sorry" banner would be enough.

 

Are you sorry?  :lol:

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Some kind of half time 'forgiveness parade' on the pitch might top it off nicely. Kids in the crowd wearing prosthetic double chins

 

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Now we're getting somewhere. Just popped back in to suggest the ceremonial release of doves by Philippe Albert or whoever's available, but I wouldn't want the whole thing to be too mawkish

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I'd be happy if he never spent another penny of his own money on the club as long as we're run well.

 

As far as chanting his name goes, I think just a big "We're Sorry" banner would be enough.

 

Time for some common sense / negativity.

 

Timing - buying one player in the summer and then going mental in January is not a sensible coherent and considered approach. What would have happened if Arsenal had come in for MYM at the start of the month or Montpellier had demanded £12m? What would we have done if Gouffran had broke his leg during the festive season, or Haidara had preferred a move to Italy. None of these things happened but we are two points off a relegation spot and it would have taken very little for things to go badly wrong when you only have a month to do business. I'd call it a crazy gamble but that implies it had been our plan to buy tons of players in January, which it clearly wasn't.

 

Premature Ejaculation - an awful lot of assumptions are being made about how ace our new French recruits are. MYM has done well in the French league, but so did Gervinho and playing in the PL turned him into clueless s***. How many NUFC supporters were remarking on what a good player Gouffran looked after we played Bordeux? I'm not saying they'll flop, only that it might be sensible to see how they do before unfurling the 'sorry mike' banners.

 

French Revolution - having so many foreign players of one nationality at a club is largely uncharted territory. One or two clubs have flirted with the idea but no longer persist with it and I don't think Houllier and Malbranque's warnings can, or should be dismissed out of hand. It's not that long ago Pardew himself was claiming home grown players were the soul of a football club. Again, time will be the best judge.

 

We needed players after a pathetic summer. We've bought some who will hopefully adapt well and quickly to the PL. We are two points off a relegation spot and playing badly. Forgive me if I don't join in the group wanking just yet.

 

 

 

 

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I'd be happy if he never spent another penny of his own money on the club as long as we're run well.

 

As far as chanting his name goes, I think just a big "We're Sorry" banner would be enough.

 

Time for some common sense / negativity.

 

Timing - buying one player in the summer and then going mental in January is not a sensible coherent and considered approach. What would have happened if Arsenal had come in for MYM at the start of the month or Montpellier had demanded £12m? What would we have done if Gouffran had broke his leg during the festive season, or Haidara had preferred a move to Italy. None of these things happened but we are two points off a relegation spot and it would have taken very little for things to go badly wrong when you only have a month to do business. I'd call it a crazy gamble but that implies it had been our plan to buy tons of players in January, which it clearly wasn't.

 

Premature Ejaculation - an awful lot of assumptions are being made about how ace our new French recruits are. MYM has done well in the French league, but so did Gervinho and playing in the PL turned him into clueless s***. How many NUFC supporters were remarking on what a good player Gouffran looked after we played Bordeux? I'm not saying they'll flop, only that it might be sensible to see how they do before unfurling the 'sorry mike' banners.

 

French Revolution - having so many foreign players of one nationality at a club is largely uncharted territory. One or two clubs have flirted with the idea but no longer persist with it and I don't think Houllier and Malbranque's warnings can, or should be dismissed out of hand. It's not that long ago Pardew himself was claiming home grown players were the soul of a football club. Again, time will be the best judge.

 

We needed players after a pathetic summer. We've bought some who will hopefully adapt well and quickly to the PL. We are two points off a relegation spot and playing badly. Forgive me if I don't join in the group wanking just yet.

 

 

 

 

 

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I'd be happy if he never spent another penny of his own money on the club as long as we're run well.

 

As far as chanting his name goes, I think just a big "We're Sorry" banner would be enough.

 

Time for some common sense / negativity.

 

Timing - buying one player in the summer and then going mental in January is not a sensible coherent and considered approach. What would have happened if Arsenal had come in for MYM at the start of the month or Montpellier had demanded £12m? What would we have done if Gouffran had broke his leg during the festive season, or Haidara had preferred a move to Italy. None of these things happened but we are two points off a relegation spot and it would have taken very little for things to go badly wrong when you only have a month to do business. I'd call it a crazy gamble but that implies it had been our plan to buy tons of players in January, which it clearly wasn't.

 

Premature Ejaculation - an awful lot of assumptions are being made about how ace our new French recruits are. MYM has done well in the French league, but so did Gervinho and playing in the PL turned him into clueless s***. How many NUFC supporters were remarking on what a good player Gouffran looked after we played Bordeux? I'm not saying they'll flop, only that it might be sensible to see how they do before unfurling the 'sorry mike' banners.

 

French Revolution - having so many foreign players of one nationality at a club is largely uncharted territory. One or two clubs have flirted with the idea but no longer persist with it and I don't think Houllier and Malbranque's warnings can, or should be dismissed out of hand. It's not that long ago Pardew himself was claiming home grown players were the soul of a football club. Again, time will be the best judge.

 

We needed players after a pathetic summer. We've bought some who will hopefully adapt well and quickly to the PL. We are two points off a relegation spot and playing badly. Forgive me if I don't join in the group wanking just yet.

 

 

 

 

 

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Let's see if your still wanking into your croissant at the end of the season.

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Course it's not a sensible approach, but I doubt it was planned like this. All we can do is hope he's learned from his errors and will go for prevention rather than cure in future. There's a fair chance.

 

You doubt it was planned to wait until January where these players' prices would be quartered?

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Still can't abide Ashley for many reasons but if you can't be positive after the last couple of days (Colo business excepted) then I'd question what you expect from NUFC tbh. Certainly under this regime, this is about as good as it gets.

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I'd be happy if he never spent another penny of his own money on the club as long as we're run well.

 

As far as chanting his name goes, I think just a big "We're Sorry" banner would be enough.

 

Time for some common sense / negativity.

 

Timing - buying one player in the summer and then going mental in January is not a sensible coherent and considered approach. What would have happened if Arsenal had come in for MYM at the start of the month or Montpellier had demanded £12m? What would we have done if Gouffran had broke his leg during the festive season, or Haidara had preferred a move to Italy. None of these things happened but we are two points off a relegation spot and it would have taken very little for things to go badly wrong when you only have a month to do business. I'd call it a crazy gamble but that implies it had been our plan to buy tons of players in January, which it clearly wasn't.

 

Premature Ejaculation - an awful lot of assumptions are being made about how ace our new French recruits are. MYM has done well in the French league, but so did Gervinho and playing in the PL turned him into clueless s***. How many NUFC supporters were remarking on what a good player Gouffran looked after we played Bordeux? I'm not saying they'll flop, only that it might be sensible to see how they do before unfurling the 'sorry mike' banners.

 

French Revolution - having so many foreign players of one nationality at a club is largely uncharted territory. One or two clubs have flirted with the idea but no longer persist with it and I don't think Houllier and Malbranque's warnings can, or should be dismissed out of hand. It's not that long ago Pardew himself was claiming home grown players were the soul of a football club. Again, time will be the best judge.

 

We needed players after a pathetic summer. We've bought some who will hopefully adapt well and quickly to the PL. We are two points off a relegation spot and playing badly. Forgive me if I don't join in the group wanking just yet.

 

 

 

 

 

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Let's see if your still wanking into your croissant at the end of the season.

 

Yeah, wouldn't it be awesome if we got relegated, just so your post on Newcastle Online actually meant something.

 

How satisfying for you!

 

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Course it's not a sensible approach, but I doubt it was planned like this. All we can do is hope he's learned from his errors and will go for prevention rather than cure in future. There's a fair chance.

 

You doubt it was planned to wait until January where these players' prices would be quartered?

 

I just mean that I suspect we wouldn't have been as aggressive in the market if we had been doing better in the league.

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Course it's not a sensible approach, but I doubt it was planned like this. All we can do is hope he's learned from his errors and will go for prevention rather than cure in future. There's a fair chance.

 

You doubt it was planned to wait until January where these players' prices would be quartered?

 

I just mean that I suspect we wouldn't have been as aggressive in the market if we had been doing better in the league.

 

Ah fair enough. I agree with that.

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Looks like this hotel business has paid off.

 

I was thinking that earlier. Think it gained some people's respect. No doubt.

 

God ... after the way this all started with Remy, it's been a heck of a turn around.

 

Time for Pardew to pull it all together.

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