Guest zicomartin Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 ...or just park a few thousand toy tanks on his lawn, just enough to sicken his 4.7 billion potential customers (and fuck up his lawn mower). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I'm actually beginning to suspect Pardew has a "say nice things about Mike" clause in his contract, seems no other explanation for the transparently sycophantic soundbites he treats us to every few months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 He must be absolutely ecstatic by his business' performance this evening. SSDD. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 He must be absolutely ecstatic by his business' performance this evening. SSDD. It's all about the advertising and being in no danger of qualifying for the Europa League. Job done on both counts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snoopythewriter Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 One more season, lads. One more season until Rangers are back in the SPL. One more season until Rangers get Champions League football. One more season until Ashley sees the light, sells up, and fucks off across the border. One more season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 We need a buyer first like. As much as Ashley's a cock, if he just upped sticks and fucked off to Rangers, I imagine that'd drop us in it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jtm_92 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 One more season, lads. One more season until Rangers are back in the SPL. One more season until Rangers get Champions League football. One more season until Ashley sees the light, sells up, and f***s off across the border. One more season. That is if rangers get out of the scottish championship and do not go bust again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest snoopythewriter Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 We need a buyer first like. As much as Ashley's a cock, if he just upped sticks and f***ed off to Rangers, I imagine that'd drop us in it. His final parting gift. Completely sending us up the swanny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 One more season, lads. One more season until Rangers are back in the SPL. One more season until Rangers get Champions League football. One more season until Ashley sees the light, sells up, and fucks off across the border. One more season. And make vastly less money? Why would he do that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewJerseyMag Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 32 clubs participating are guaranteed £7 million, with an additional £800,000 if they win and £400,000 if they draw any of their six matches. Rangers probably make 10-15 million from the CL. Way less than the PL tv deal. We are stuck with the FCB for the foreseeable future. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 32 clubs participating are guaranteed £7 million, with an additional £800,000 if they win and £400,000 if they draw any of their six matches. Rangers probably make 10-15 million from the CL. Way less than the PL tv deal. We are stuck with the FCB for the foreseeable future. That would be offset by the far lower wages & transfer fees he'd need to spend up there though. Plus he'll still get free exposure of SD at Ibrox. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewJerseyMag Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 32 clubs participating are guaranteed £7 million, with an additional £800,000 if they win and £400,000 if they draw any of their six matches. Rangers probably make 10-15 million from the CL. Way less than the PL tv deal. We are stuck with the FCB for the foreseeable future. That would be offset by the far lower wages & transfer fees he'd need to spend up there though. Plus he'll still get free exposure of SD at Ibrox. Makes more sense to get the maximum exposure by being involved in both. Question is, which one will have the controlling interest? I suppose he could reduce his ownership in us down to a minority holding Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 One more season, lads. One more season until Rangers are back in the SPL. One more season until Rangers get Champions League football. One more season until Ashley sees the light, sells up, and fucks off across the border. One more season. Not quite. First they have to win promotion for the Scottish Championship, with competition, even Hearts should put up a fight. Rangers then actually have to qualify for the CL, doesn't the SPL only have 1 CL place now? Even if they do go up I think Celtic will still have the title wrapped up, I don't think Rangers will be strolling back in like nothing has happened as people expect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 i imagine he'd also have to buy rangers and all aye? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 32 clubs participating are guaranteed £7 million, with an additional £800,000 if they win and £400,000 if they draw any of their six matches. Rangers probably make 10-15 million from the CL. Way less than the PL tv deal. We are stuck with the FCB for the foreseeable future. That would be offset by the far lower wages & transfer fees he'd need to spend up there though. Plus he'll still get free exposure of SD at Ibrox. Unless he becomes an official UEFA partner he won't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 He can own both us and rangers without issues, in fact it ties in perfectly with wanting to keep us out of Europe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 He could of course become a shirt sponsor at rangers. Champions league exppsure that way. I'm sure their current sponsors are unable to be on tops as they are an alcoholic beverage and uefa bans it.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 He's not swapping Premier League coverage and 12,3 million viewers per game (average) for fucking Rangers. We're stuck with him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 One more season, lads. One more season until Rangers are back in the SPL. One more season until Rangers get Champions League football. One more season until Ashley sees the light, sells up, and fucks off across the border. One more season. And make vastly less money? Why would he do that? There really is no reason for Ashley to sell up unless he gets an offer too good to turn down. He's happy to spend the bare minimum to keep us in the premier, and he's hired a cheap manager who is seemingly well thought of by the supporters who attend games. Ashley can just quietly keep raking in the profits while sending Pardew out to spin the bullshit and give the happy fans a wave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antz1uk Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 One more season, lads. One more season until Rangers are back in the SPL. One more season until Rangers get Champions League football. One more season until Ashley sees the light, sells up, and f***s off across the border. One more season. And make vastly less money? Why would he do that? There really is no reason for Ashley to sell up unless he gets an offer too good to turn down. He's happy to spend the bare minimum to keep us in the premier, and he's hired a cheap manager who is seemingly well thought of by the supporters who attend games. Ashley can just quietly keep raking in the profits while sending Pardew out to spin the bullshit and give the happy fans a wave. It's frightening how true that is when there's daft pricks posing for pics with him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Fucking hell, been having a "debate" with a guy on the TF Faceys account. Fucking mind-blowing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Fucking hell, been having a "debate" with a guy on the TF Faceys account. Fucking mind-blowing. Seen that. Tony Taylor's propa belta. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 That guy made me appreciate Ian, seriously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Interpolic - you Neil? I was joining in towards the end (John B) Tony Taylor - what a gimp. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Yeah, that's me. Cheers for making some sense, didn't realise it was anyone off here either. That convo was fucking nuts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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