Pixelphish Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 This thread just got Wombled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 guess the dutch make good goalies as they so used to having to stick their fingers in all those dykes. Cant stop laughing at this. WTF does it mean. (Didnt realise it was Womble - it now makes perfect sense) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodson Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Interesting piece on why Bent would be a good buy for us http://www.whoscored.com/Blog/4hxuax-sye6u3naaeofvkw/Show/Player-Focus-Why-Teams-Should-Be-Looking-To-Darren-Bent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Interesting piece on why Bent would be a good buy for us http://www.whoscored.com/Blog/4hxuax-sye6u3naaeofvkw/Show/Player-Focus-Why-Teams-Should-Be-Looking-To-Darren-Bent Just confirms what many on here are already saying. He's a quality striker, but doesn't contribute much other than goals, so playing him and Cisse together would require a pretty astute manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
womblemaster Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 guess the dutch make good goalies as they so used to having to stick their fingers in all those dykes. Cant stop laughing at this. WTF does it mean. (Didnt realise it was Womble - it now makes perfect sense) http://www.pantheon.org/articles/l/little_dutch_boy.html all those leaky dykes to plug up...means the dutch are very dextrous. krul certainly plugs a leaky defense..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Pat butcher was a leaky dyke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
womblemaster Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/vsh1064l.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Womble is far funnier than 90% of this foum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugoinufc Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Here we go.... Newcastle set to buy Jeroen Zoet from PSV Eindhoven to be keeper Krul's understudy 9 Jul 2013 22:30 Holland U21 international will presented to manager Alan Pardew as a done deal by Joe Kinnear and Mike Ashley Newcastle are swooping for PSV Eindhoven keeper Jeroen Zoet in a deal set up by new supremo Joe Kinnear. Holland Under-21 international Zoet, who has spent the last two seasons out on loan at PSV's Dutch rivals RKC Waalwijk, is heading for Tyneside after the clubs thrashed out a £2.5 million fee. The 22-year-old will be understudy for fellow Dutchman Tim Krul, but his arrival may increase the chances of the Geordies' highly-rated number one being sold. The transfer is the idea of Kinnear and owner Mike Ashley - manager Alan Pardew is being handed the shot-stopper as a done deal. Zoet’s imminent capture will raise doubts about the future of Rob Eliot, who stood in for the injured Krul over the final weeks of last season. Check out all the latest News, Sport & Celeb gossip at Mirror.co.uk http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-transfers-jeroen-zoet-psv-2041364#ixzz2YaSLTArO Follow us: @DailyMirror on Twitter | DailyMirror on Facebook Never heard of him! never heard of him, but being U21 dutch goalie sounds good. Sounds like a really good plan. I hoped we would sign a young promising goalkeeper for little money who would step up when krul leaves. Krul will be a perfect "mentor" for the little younger Zoet. Zoet know his time will come in 1 or 2 years time. We are actually doing something very smart for once Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 guess the dutch make good goalies as they so used to having to stick their fingers in all those dykes. POTY Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Interesting piece on why Bent would be a good buy for us http://www.whoscored.com/Blog/4hxuax-sye6u3naaeofvkw/Show/Player-Focus-Why-Teams-Should-Be-Looking-To-Darren-Bent Just confirms what many on here are already saying. He's a quality striker, but doesn't contribute much other than goals, so playing him and Cisse together would require a pretty astute manager. Pardew is not quite in that category...! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 A pretty astute manager would just not play them together, surely? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Correct VI! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
womblemaster Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Womble is far funnier than 90% of this foum. bog off! doenst matter how subtle you are, ur still not allowed in Madame Cholets nickers.... thought you had resigned ur self to this by now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 A pretty astute manager would just not play them together, surely? A pretty astute manager would probably rotate them, but then an astute manager would have done that with Ba and Cisse as well. Pardew's reasoning at the time was he liked to see "goals on the pitch" so that sometimes translated as Ba on the left wing or Cisse on the right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 @JongsmaJongsma 5m Eindhovens Dagblad report that PSV have resolutely rejected a 2 million euros bid by Newcastle United for young goalkeeper Jeroen Zoet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Womble is far funnier than 90% of this foum. bog off! doenst matter how subtle you are, ur still not allowed in Madame Cholets nickers.... thought you had resigned ur self to this by now? http://www.clker.com/cliparts/m/3/T/K/x/v/down-arrow-hi.png 87% Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Reminds me of us trying to sign Elliot for £3. (----> http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/14579386) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Interesting piece on why Bent would be a good buy for us http://www.whoscored.com/Blog/4hxuax-sye6u3naaeofvkw/Show/Player-Focus-Why-Teams-Should-Be-Looking-To-Darren-Bent He's a bit like Robbie Keane. A number of clubs have paid big money but ended up disappointed. The article doesn't address the difficult areas - whether a specialist finisher is the best bet for a team with our aims, and whether Bent would be a replacement for Cisse, a cover for him, or a partner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-expects-more-french-4922196 Alan Pardew is expecting Newcastle United’s French foreign legion to lead a St James’ Park revival from the front next season – after admitting failure last season taught him a lot about his squad. United are not expected to be busy in the transfer market this summer, with just two front-line additions likely – if they manage to hold on to pedigree players like Yohan Cabaye over the close season. Skipper Fabricio Coloccini’s decision to stay on Tyneside for another season means any recruitment is likely to be centred on the forward-line, with Darren Bent and Loic Remy both targets. United are also understood to have another Ligue 1 striker in their sights. The limited scope of United’s recruitment may be a disappointment for Newcastle fans but Pardew believes United will be improved by the players who joined in January getting a pre-season under their collective belts. While they struggled to keep their heads above water during the relegation scrap, the United boss firmly believes that they will prove their worth during the course of next season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 We're going down aren't we? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Here we go :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 We're going down aren't we? Not at all. Top 8. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Another Ligue 1 striker? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taps01 Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Another Ligue 1 striker? Gomis? Just a guess Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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