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2011/12 - one goal every 86 mins

2012/13 - one goal every 375 mins

2013/14 - one goal every 691 mins

2014/15 - one goal every 66 mins

 

After two years of absolute crap, his scoring rate is actually better than his first 6 months. :lol:

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"I'm happy" :)

 

I know i make fun of him for sometimes being so infuriating with his offsides, and his inability to do simple footballing things - but then this crazy bastard scores, and he smiles his face off, and he runs over to a little bairn on the side of the pitch and hugs the kid, makes that kid's day. And there he goes smiling away, scoring another goal, wheeling away happy as all hell. Interviews after and just smiles, and says how happy he is. I love his attitude, man.

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"I'm happy" :)

 

I know i make fun of him for sometimes being so infuriating with his offsides, and his inability to do simple footballing things - but then this crazy bastard scores, and he smiles his face off, and he runs over to a little bairn on the side of the pitch and hugs the kid, makes that kid's day. And there he goes smiling away, scoring another goal, wheeling away happy as all hell. Interviews after and just smiles, and says how happy he is. I love his attitude, man.

 

It's hard not to like the guy, even when he's absolutely shot for form. Glad to see him scoring again, we need it.

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It's no surprise he's doing better with a proper winger in the team. Amazing return given the stop-start nature of his season. He doesn't even look totally fit either :lol:

 

Can see him playing well with Aarons if he ever gets back.

 

:thup:

 

Aarons looks to have the best cross on him (and more varied types of delivery), of all our wingers.

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I would love to see Cisse alongside Ayoze, but with a playmaker behind the two of them. Cisse could then just focus on lurking in dangerous areas ,and not need to be as involved in play per se. He is a heck of a goal scorer.

 

His general play, however, is absolutely revolting, and quite offensive in truth.

 

 

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2011/12 - one goal every 86 mins

2012/13 - one goal every 375 mins

2013/14 - one goal every 691 mins

2014/15 - one goal every 66 mins

 

After two years of absolute crap, his scoring rate is actually better than his first 6 months. :lol:

 

What the stats don't show is one of those years (13/14) He scored 8-10 legit goals the were ruled offside...

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I would love to see Cisse alongside Ayoze, but with a playmaker behind the two of them. Cisse could then just focus on lurking in dangerous areas ,and not need to be as involved in play per se. He is a heck of a goal scorer.

 

His general play, however, is absolutely revolting, and quite offensive in truth.

 

also with cisse drawing attention in the box and suddenly De Jong is lurking around the box as well.

 

really looking forward to return of  De Jong and aarons.

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The imaginary period of incorrect offside goals lol. In that same season he scored and wwas given at least two that where actually offside. The beauty at S'hampon one of them.

 

Let's not re-write history folks. Not to mention 13/14 was last season where he was completely pants. In 12/13 he got 8 goals - maybe could've got a couple more after being wrongly offsided, could've had a couple less due to having disallowed goals stand.

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The imaginary period of incorrect offside goals lol. In that same season he scored and wwas given at least two that where actually offside. The beauty at S'hampon one of them.

 

Let's not re-write history folks. Not to mention 13/14 was last season where he was completely pants. In 12/13 he got 8 goals - maybe could've got a couple more after being wrongly offsided, could've had a couple less due to having disallowed goals stand.

You don't really need to continue this tbh, just remind everyone that you predicted Dummett was a CB and it'll all be cush.
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Anyway whether or not he was unlucky with offsides (I don't think it was an imaginary period at all, but maybe overblown slightly) he played a massive part in keeping us up that season. It's easy to look at 8 in 36 and claim he was bad but it hardly tells the whole story, he scored some very important goals when everyone else looked fucked and was being played out of position for large parts.

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