LRD Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 2011/12 - one goal every 86 mins 2012/13 - one goal every 375 mins 2013/14 - one goal every 691 mins 2014/15 - one goal every 66 mins After two years of absolute crap, his scoring rate is actually better than his first 6 months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 A performance that's hard to assess. Scored twice, otherwise absolutely crap. World's oldest forum WUM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'm made up for Cisse, mind. Great bloke, hell of a goalscorer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Be brilliant if he could get 15-20 goals. Seems back to his old self. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Makes me giggle like a loon everytime I see him be interviewed. Such a happy man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'm made up for Cisse, mind. Great bloke, hell of a goalscorer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 "I'm happy" I know i make fun of him for sometimes being so infuriating with his offsides, and his inability to do simple footballing things - but then this crazy bastard scores, and he smiles his face off, and he runs over to a little bairn on the side of the pitch and hugs the kid, makes that kid's day. And there he goes smiling away, scoring another goal, wheeling away happy as all hell. Interviews after and just smiles, and says how happy he is. I love his attitude, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 "I'm happy" I know i make fun of him for sometimes being so infuriating with his offsides, and his inability to do simple footballing things - but then this crazy bastard scores, and he smiles his face off, and he runs over to a little bairn on the side of the pitch and hugs the kid, makes that kid's day. And there he goes smiling away, scoring another goal, wheeling away happy as all hell. Interviews after and just smiles, and says how happy he is. I love his attitude, man. It's hard not to like the guy, even when he's absolutely shot for form. Glad to see him scoring again, we need it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Makes me giggle like a loon everytime I see him be interviewed. Such a happy man. Proper cheesy grin on his face just buzzing with life and scoring goals. It's brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 1 goal every 66 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Is that better than ageuro now? holy shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 It's no surprise he's doing better with a proper winger in the team. Amazing return given the stop-start nature of his season. He doesn't even look totally fit either Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 It's no surprise he's doing better with a proper winger in the team. Amazing return given the stop-start nature of his season. He doesn't even look totally fit either Can see him playing well with Aarons if he ever gets back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 It's no surprise he's doing better with a proper winger in the team. Amazing return given the stop-start nature of his season. He doesn't even look totally fit either Can see him playing well with Aarons if he ever gets back. Aarons looks to have the best cross on him (and more varied types of delivery), of all our wingers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 A truly outrageous goal aside, he is back for sure. Great to see him so happy again and scoring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugoinufc Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 he will never be the greatest footballer but he lethal when he has delivery. His drop of form and confidence was all down to pardew playing him on the wing and isolating on top without any help. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 I would love to see Cisse alongside Ayoze, but with a playmaker behind the two of them. Cisse could then just focus on lurking in dangerous areas ,and not need to be as involved in play per se. He is a heck of a goal scorer. His general play, however, is absolutely revolting, and quite offensive in truth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 2011/12 - one goal every 86 mins 2012/13 - one goal every 375 mins 2013/14 - one goal every 691 mins 2014/15 - one goal every 66 mins After two years of absolute crap, his scoring rate is actually better than his first 6 months. What the stats don't show is one of those years (13/14) He scored 8-10 legit goals the were ruled offside... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 That period of disallowed goals was like nothing I've ever seen. Overall, nowt makes me happier than seeing Papisto score goals for us, absolutely love the guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugoinufc Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 I would love to see Cisse alongside Ayoze, but with a playmaker behind the two of them. Cisse could then just focus on lurking in dangerous areas ,and not need to be as involved in play per se. He is a heck of a goal scorer. His general play, however, is absolutely revolting, and quite offensive in truth. also with cisse drawing attention in the box and suddenly De Jong is lurking around the box as well. really looking forward to return of De Jong and aarons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Aarons - Cisse - Ayoze De Jong Sissoko Abeid Sorry, Cabella Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 The imaginary period of incorrect offside goals lol. In that same season he scored and wwas given at least two that where actually offside. The beauty at S'hampon one of them. Let's not re-write history folks. Not to mention 13/14 was last season where he was completely pants. In 12/13 he got 8 goals - maybe could've got a couple more after being wrongly offsided, could've had a couple less due to having disallowed goals stand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Aarons - Cisse - Ayoze De Jong Sissoko Abeid Sorry, Cabella Cabella instead of Aarons at the moment IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 The imaginary period of incorrect offside goals lol. In that same season he scored and wwas given at least two that where actually offside. The beauty at S'hampon one of them. Let's not re-write history folks. Not to mention 13/14 was last season where he was completely pants. In 12/13 he got 8 goals - maybe could've got a couple more after being wrongly offsided, could've had a couple less due to having disallowed goals stand. You don't really need to continue this tbh, just remind everyone that you predicted Dummett was a CB and it'll all be cush. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Anyway whether or not he was unlucky with offsides (I don't think it was an imaginary period at all, but maybe overblown slightly) he played a massive part in keeping us up that season. It's easy to look at 8 in 36 and claim he was bad but it hardly tells the whole story, he scored some very important goals when everyone else looked fucked and was being played out of position for large parts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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