Tisd09 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I've been all over the world and never seen any mackems, yet there are always geordies/toon shirts in bars/pubs in the most far flung places around the world. I seen a group of them in Pwhelli Butlins over 17 years ago, started chatting to the fuckers aswell thinking they were Newcastle fans from their accents (give me a break I'm Welsh), shit hit the fan when I told then who I supported. Thank fuck I was a small 13/14 year old, if I was bigger think I would have had a tuning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 The fact that Newcastle fans like to holiday to cheap resorts across Europe whereas Sunderland fans like to travel further because we are more cultured can't have helped our profile, Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?p=13767609#post13767609#ixzz2BYkPioIl probably time to bring this up again was on holiday recently, initially had a little giggle at the bloke in his mackem top and full tracksuit at the airport (fwiw he wore the exact same clothes on the flight home)...then this happened... me and my lass went on a day long cruise around zakynthos on this big pirate ship looking thing. so we're sitting at the front of the ship minding our own business when 3 mackem blokes turn up, all in their 50's. incidentally i knew they were mackems because one of them had not only 3 tattoos on his legs of various simpsons characters wearing mackem tops but safc on his forearm and ftm on his other forearm (he later went on to take his top off and reveal 2 massive mackem badges on his chest and an additional ftm on his chest above them ) anyway, they position themselves right at the front of the ship on the open deck and start generally pissing about, giggling, offering other passengers sweets in 'hilarious' fashion etc and basically looking like 3 lads on a school trip. they weren't doing any harm mind. so we set sail and it's a little bit rough but lovely weather, so the lads all have their tops off and are sun-bathing and they crack open the beers. after literally one beer, and a beer the size of a coke can at that, one of them is lying face down on deck throwing up into a carrier bag, only it's not all going into the carrier bag and it's spilling onto the deck around him. there was a few waves, but this was a 150 ft boat at least and there's very small children asleep on deck, it's not that bad at all. he proceeds to lie face down in his own vom for the next hour while his mates produce hard boiled eggs and sandwiches. after a while the lad carries his bag of sick to the back of the boat but makes ney effort to get anything cleaned up and just leaves it there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 The fact that Newcastle fans like to holiday to cheap resorts across Europe whereas Sunderland fans like to travel further because we are more cultured can't have helped our profile, Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?p=13767609#post13767609#ixzz2BYkPioIl That's proper hilarious :lol: Aye, I always was coming across mackems when I've been in Buenos Aires, Beijing and Cairo . I actually wish they were more famous in these places sometimes. In Argentina they all know Newcastle, but when they're asking about our big games and I'm trying to tell them about the derby, they're either "who are sunderland, that can't be a good derby like Manu v Mancity" or "but sunderland are rubbish no?" Admittedly I saw a sunderland top in San Francisco once. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 The fact that Newcastle fans like to holiday to cheap resorts across Europe whereas Sunderland fans like to travel further because we are more cultured can't have helped our profile, Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?p=13767609#post13767609#ixzz2BYkPioIl Bahahahahahah, fuck off man, hahahahahah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisd09 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 So are the Mackems more Classy and more Cultured than us now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Didn't you know? http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/83/culturej.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 So are the Mackems more Classy and more Cultured than us now Yes, yes they are more cultured. Everyone from Sunderland goes on a lecture tour of the US universities and gets involved in complex debates about the universe and the future of mankind, while stroking their beards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 So are the Mackems more Classy and more Cultured than us now Yes, yes they are more cultured. Everyone from Sunderland goes on a lecture tour of the US universities and gets involved in complex debates about the universe and the future of mankind, while stroking their sister. fyp. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 The only way they have more culture than anyone is because they haven't discovered anti-fungal agents yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 So are the Mackems more Classy and more Cultured than us now Yes, yes they are more cultured. Everyone from Sunderland goes on a lecture tour of the US universities and gets involved in complex debates about the universe and the future of mankind, while stroking their sister. fyp. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 http://blog.mysanantonio.com/kevinjoyce/files/legacy/petri_dish_tester_430.jpg "look professor, I have found mackems" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 http://blog.mysanantonio.com/kevinjoyce/files/legacy/petri_dish_tester_430.jpg "look professor, I have found mackems" should Europe be worried? Its 40 years since the last infestation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Well, we've got the Newcastle disease. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I thought we had the dreamers disease?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Could someone please provide an update on how many more goals Shola Ameobi has now scored in European competitions than every player who has ever played for Sunderland AFC throughout it's entire history ? Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sunderland_A.F.C._records_and_statistics#European_statistics Shola now has 14 European goals, doesn't he... while Sunderland have.... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcastle_United_F.C._in_European_football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Another day, another brainfart thread on RTG instantly derailed by their now trademark rank stupidity... Is England the only country in Europe where most of its major cities do NOT have representation in the top division ?? LEEDS SHEFFIELD BRADFORD NOTTINGHAM COVENTRY HULL PLYMOUTH LEICESTER 6th reply.... How did you manage to miss Birmingham? The only city outside of London with more than 1,000,000 people? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=741221#ixzz2BkFFHRP9 Bear in mind their last game less than a week ago was against Villa. Mackem Geography. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiftynotout Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Lads, to be fair to them, their European win success % is much better than our's - I don't know what our's is but I doubt it's anywere near their 75% win! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Lads, to be fair to them, their European win success % is much better than our's - I don't know what our's is but I doubt it's anywere near their 75% win! I can get that down to 50% with Mackem logic, and maybe ours higher. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Another day, another brainfart thread on RTG instantly derailed by their now trademark rank stupidity... Is England the only country in Europe where most of its major cities do NOT have representation in the top division ?? LEEDS SHEFFIELD BRADFORD NOTTINGHAM COVENTRY HULL PLYMOUTH LEICESTER 6th reply.... How did you manage to miss Birmingham? The only city outside of London with more than 1,000,000 people? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=741221#ixzz2BkFFHRP9 Bear in mind their last game less than a week ago was against Villa. Mackem Geography. Mackemography ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Helpful guidance in Brugge to show the Mackems where Yewrup is... http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Geordiesned/7FAAAFA7-1B7E-413A-ACE7-52F3AC5ED441-1501-000000B55323C8DF.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 A fellow macum's opinion of our old mate Wirethide http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=13778544&postcount=35 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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