cp40 Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Imagine their tour guide: 'And here we have the very suit worn by Paolo Di Canio when we beat the mags' 'When do we get to see the trophies?' 'Erm...so this suit...isn't it great? 0-3 FTM' they've won the league more times and more recently than us to be fair to them. i think the term not as far back in history would have been better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PineBarrens Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Imagine their tour guide: 'And here we have the very suit worn by Paolo Di Canio when we beat the mags' 'When do we get to see the trophies?' 'Erm...so this suit...isn't it great? 0-3 FTM' they've won the league more times and more recently than us to be fair to them. Yes, but three of those titles were in the 19th century with about a dozen teams in the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 How small time are these chumps? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 They're putting the fascist's suit from the derby on display in a glass cabinet at the SOS. honestly, that's cheered me up no end. Fucking spastics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 It's a pretty good indication of how long they reckon it'll be until they beat us convincingly at our place again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 "sewt" surely? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Honeymoon period. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Honeymoon period. Actually exists as well according to the historical trends. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Small time bastards. Display case, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Danny Graham in Jesmond picking fights with people! Sad man! @NUFCThreatLevel @nufcfans http://t.co/CJOwGMjXiB :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 they've won the league more times and more recently than us to be fair to them. They've won the league the same number of times as we have since we were formed. I don't think we were in a position to do anything about the ones they won before we were a club and we sure as hell couldn't have won anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 So....we're all agreed Martin O'Neill is utterly forgotten in favour of the fascist then? Tatty-bye Marty, the Mackem Mussolini has already shat all over your legacy in the space of 3 weeks. And your disciples are pure lapping it up.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 'Great to see PDC keeping up our great record of 4 from the last 5 seasons as the top NE team' 'So that would be 6 times in the last 20 seasons then?' 'The past doesnt matter man fucking hell' Mackem logic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Someone's just walked past my office, talking to their kid i assume: "Right, that's it, you don't get a Frewt Shewt" Such awful sounding people Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Someone's just walked past my office, talking to their kid i assume: "Right, that's it, you don't get a Frewt Shewt" Such awful sounding people Do they still get to use their snewker kew though? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Watch the video http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/64450/sunderland-fan-pleads-not-guilty-to-making-alleged-monkey-gesture Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Watch the video http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/64450/sunderland-fan-pleads-not-guilty-to-making-alleged-monkey-gesture When Lee Poppet, prosecuting, stated that his bail conditions included staying 300 metres clear of the Stadium of Light and 500 metres of St James' Park on match days, Jones was visibly offended and said: "I divvent gan to St James' Park". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Someone's just walked past my office, talking to their kid i assume: "Right, that's it, you don't get a Frewt Shewt" Such awful sounding people Do they still get to use their snewker kew though? REDCHESTER instead of register has to be one of my favourites. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I was fucking raging at work this morning when a lass started talking about "cewkies" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pintofscottsellers Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I'm sick of hearing the accent at work as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 'Great to see PDC keeping up our great record of 4 from the last 5 seasons as the top NE team' 'So that would be 6 times in the last 20 seasons then?' 'The past doesnt matter man f***ing hell' Mackem logic We beat them 5-1 and drew with them away(?) and although they still finished above us (just) they claimed NETD... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 We don't even claim it, because it's (and I only bring this description out in perfect circumstances) f***ing gay. Being the best team in the North East is nothing to be proud of when we're both s*** or one of us is s***. The above two scenarios have always been the case in my lifetime. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 'Great to see PDC keeping up our great record of 4 from the last 5 seasons as the top NE team' 'So that would be 6 times in the last 20 seasons then?' 'The past doesnt matter man f***ing hell' Mackem logic We beat them 5-1 and drew with them away(?) and although they still finished above us (just) they claimed NETD... Like it's going to happen, but if we managed to sneak above them this season, you know they'd be NETD because of their win and draw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 They invented the thing, they make the rules. It only exists in their heads and they always win it, except for the seasons it is abandoned and the holder keeps it. Pretty straightforward. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Sick to fucking death of seeing their shirts everywhere I go. Fucking hate how many of them have crawled out of the gutter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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