Theregulars Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 if they get in europe league, it's like winning the league - no it's not, at all. 3-1 today you ginger muff. At this point, Captain Hindsight strides in: should have taken Coloccini off as soon as he felt his hamstring, never let Enrique leave and not eaten than dupiaza 2 weeks ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 FFS sake Lolverpool yawnfest, their beneath us. You'd never know it would you? Eight points for fuck's sake, it's not a fluke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Will never understand how Liverpool are so beloved with the media. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnbull2000 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 My hatred of the racist, self-pitying cockroaches is second only to Sunderland. Hope we fuck these wankers over real good. p.s. Sorry for sounding so nasty on a Sunday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Started talking about us. No wait, starting to talk about how Liverpool can exploit our center backs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenige Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I hope we get 20 minutes on Guthrie since he left Liverpool now, just to even it out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 PARDY'S GLASSES Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Pardiola's glasses Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Santon on shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Carroll hasn't had a lot of time... Big price tag.... Any more excuses? Drink? cough cough Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 The thought of Carroll, Bellamy and Suarez at Perch and Willo is scary, Perch needs to continue his imperious form and Tiote is gonna have to seriously boss the midfield. Think we're going to have to 4-3 this one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 To be fair Murphy makes a great point, it's always fucking hard to win when your first choice central defensive partnership is out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Enrique can fuck right off, fucking twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Loved that Re-Wired background music to go with that image of Pardew looking smart in thise glasses.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Why do Sky never have any of our ex-players as pundits for our matches? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I hope we get 20 minutes on Guthrie since he left Liverpool now, just to even it out. Nope, it will be an explanation of how we're really small-minded and should have given Dalglish the freedom of the club, then he would have led us to the promised land because he's immortal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas Reply Retweeted Favorite · Open Jose the bigger villain than Carroll for me. His petulant, obstructive antics in the summer hampered #nufc progress on signing a left-back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Why do Sky never have any of our ex-players as pundits for our matches? Bollocks tbf, seen Rob Lee, Ferdinand, Ginola, Lee Clark on our games before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Carroll starts against Newcastle to remind him of his job 30-03-12 ANDY Carroll will play for Liverpool against Newcastle this weekend in the hope it will trigger memories of his former behaviour. Since his move to Liverpool, the semi-tame £35M ponytail-stand has struggled to remember what he used to do on Saturdays in between getting out of bed and getting incredibly drunk. Anfield staff have had to shoo him away from the ticket booths and burger stalls, where he was caught trying to put on an apron, as Carroll continues his confused search for meaning. Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish said: “Every Friday night for the first three months we would find him near the Pier Head, making a keening noise for the Toon. “Nevertheless, we’re hoping that in 90 minutes he can regrasp the rudiments of a sport he’s been playing since he was a foal and reduce my looking the twat by enough of a margin to explain the whole Jordan Henderson confusion.” Carroll will be transported to the Two Tracksuits For £10 stadium in Newcastle in a soundproofed box to stop him breaking free and galloping amongst his herd along the Tyne Quayside demanding tits be outed for unspecified lads. Dalglish is hoping that the sight of several goals inevitably sailing into Liverpool's net will awaken some primal urge in Carroll to make his £8M-worth of leg do what it used to as a matter of instinct. Assistant manager Steve Clarke said: “We used to rub the goal net with a piece of Dirk Kuyt’s bedding to entice him, so I’m sure it’ll work with Andy so long as there’s no scent of skank in the crosswind to confuse him.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 "Two Tracksuits For £10 stadium" Inspired Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Holy Shit Beatty that's magnificent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/X12f2.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Just seen the teams. Fucking Bellendamy man, always scores against us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Ben arfa "one footed"? get out! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Clip of Pardew from the Arsenal game there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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