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Ronaldo --- Bellamy, Brilliant but argues with everyone and has the devils knack for getting under peoples skin.

The guy is a fairly acceptable person, but he is not brilliant ffs.

 

Tbf i was trying to flatter him :D

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Ronaldo - Nicklas Bendtner - Thinks he's the worlds greatest but invariably fails to deliver

Mike - Michael Owen - Complete Tosser

Foluwashola - Mario Balotelli - Not sure he's all there, but funny

James - Kenny Dalglish - Stupid as fuck

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James, you've got a fucking weird obsession with the fact I used to be a 14 year old boy :lol:

 

 

Disco - Tomas Brolin

 

I do a mean 360 swivel punch celebration it has to be said.

 

Ronaldo - Terry - think he's the big I am and loves the Chels but when it comes down to it most think he's a bit of knacker.

Ali - Obertan - occasionally promises much but is usually all shitty bluster.

SDBS - John Spencer - shit, short bastard.

Neil - Phil Jagielka - generally likeable chap who is good across the board

HTT - Sam Allardyce - thinks too much in to stuff and has a generally hyper inflated opinion of his own thoughts.

 

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:lol:

 

I was on the verge of buying a new Barca shirt from Ebay today just to wear it for the Chelsea games.

 

You're trying to much to compensate for past discretions man, just let it ride.

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Demba Ba - Sifu - couldn't offend anyone if he tried

 

QPR's Derry - madras... they're both old

 

Vialli - Bluf - they're both bald

 

Chamakh - Towelie - they're both cold (presumably)

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QPR's Derry - madras... they're both old

 

Vialli - Bluf - they're both bald

 

Chamakh - Towelie - they're both cold (presumably)

 

They're rubbish. I'm having you down as Wayne Hennessey because of that.

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QPR's Derry - madras... they're both old

 

Vialli - Bluf - they're both bald

 

Chamakh - Towelie - they're both cold (presumably)

 

They're rubbish. I'm having you down as Wayne Hennessey because of that.

 

Whatevs, Chadwick.

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