Darth Crooks Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Mental indeed.....me second cousin wrote a ballad ffs THE BOONCE IN GEORDIE'S STEP. Tha's a boonce in geordie's step the day,You'd think he,d rubber feet.Wey ye cannit blame the bugga ,After warry seen last neet!Wa roadshow went to Chelsea,And wi played them off the park.Wiv not been at the races there,Since Noah built his Arc.We are a polished outfit.And wa playin oot wa skins.The was a time we'd awnly dream aboot,These stylish away wins!I've never seen a better brace,Two wonder strikes indeed.Cech's face a proper picture,When they both whizzed past his heed!The rest can now take this as notice,The status quo will take it hard.They'll now no longer get their way,There's been a changing of the guard.Wa expectations have been far surpassed,You've done wi prood and how.Here's longing that it's gonna lastAnd Papa Cisse take a bow!!Thas a boonce in Geordie's step the day,He's made up, awer the moon.Cos next season he'll be Europe bound,With the team we call "The Toon" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest prestonj1989 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Oh aye, one thing I've always wanted to know since Ranieri was there. Who the f*** is that fat, red faced bloke who always stands next to the Chelsea dugout? Aye. Ive always thought that too!! Sure he was Ranieri's interprator when he first came over. I'm pretty sure he is the player liaison officer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Mental indeed.....me second cousin wrote a ballad ffs THE BOONCE IN GEORDIE'S STEP. Tha's a boonce in geordie's step the day, You'd think he,d rubber feet. Wey ye cannit blame the bugga , After warry seen last neet! Wa roadshow went to Chelsea, And wi played them off the park. Wiv not been at the races there, Since Noah built his Arc. We are a polished outfit. And wa playin oot wa skins. The was a time we'd awnly dream aboot, These stylish away wins! I've never seen a better brace, Two wonder strikes indeed. Cech's face a proper picture, When they both whizzed past his heed! The rest can now take this as notice, The status quo will take it hard. They'll now no longer get their way, There's been a changing of the guard. Wa expectations have been far surpassed, You've done wi prood and how. Here's longing that it's gonna last And Papa Cisse take a bow!! Thas a boonce in Geordie's step the day, He's made up, awer the moon. Cos next season he'll be Europe bound, With the team we call "The Toon" I like it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 That ballad's class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Claridge, man! :lol: :lol: Been on a massive high all day, not even work could bring me down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 HAHA only just heard that collymore "OH MY GOODNESS!" haha. Love the contrast between that and Claridge. Claridge looks like he can't comprehend what he's just seen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slarth Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 This thread is 1st class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Oh aye, one thing I've always wanted to know since Ranieri was there. Who the fuck is that fat, red faced bloke who always stands next to the Chelsea dugout? Aye. Ive always thought that too!! Sure he was Ranieri's interprator when he first came over. I always wanted to know who the stunner is who always sits in the Chelsea dugout, just checked: First team doctor Eva Carneiro: http://www.libertaddigital.com/c.php?op=thumb&id=http://s.libertaddigital.com/fotos/noticias/eva-carneiro-290212.jpg&x=0&y=550 Imagine having her as your doctor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Oh aye, one thing I've always wanted to know since Ranieri was there. Who the f*** is that fat, red faced bloke who always stands next to the Chelsea dugout? Aye. Ive always thought that too!! Sure he was Ranieri's interprator when he first came over. I always wanted to know who the stunner is who always sits in the Chelsea dugout, just checked: First team doctor Eva Carneiro: http://www.libertaddigital.com/c.php?op=thumb&id=http://s.libertaddigital.com/fotos/noticias/eva-carneiro-290212.jpg&x=0&y=550 Imagine having her as your doctor It's no wonder Chelsea are good at coping with Semi's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Oh aye, one thing I've always wanted to know since Ranieri was there. Who the f*** is that fat, red faced bloke who always stands next to the Chelsea dugout? Aye. Ive always thought that too!! Sure he was Ranieri's interprator when he first came over. I always wanted to know who the stunner is who always sits in the Chelsea dugout, just checked: First team doctor Eva Carneiro: http://www.libertaddigital.com/c.php?op=thumb&id=http://s.libertaddigital.com/fotos/noticias/eva-carneiro-290212.jpg&x=0&y=550 Imagine having her as your doctor It's no wonder Chelsea are good at coping with Semi's. I appreciated that way too much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 someones definitely sucking oldtypes cock in that picture explains the Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 She's the sole reason for Drogba's constant groin injuries. She's the sole reason for mine too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 WTF?DFONKA HF[OIUAH] FOAF Just found this one following the thunderbastard from Cisse, brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonCanuck Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Oh aye, one thing I've always wanted to know since Ranieri was there. Who the f*** is that fat, red faced bloke who always stands next to the Chelsea dugout? Aye. Ive always thought that too!! Sure he was Ranieri's interprator when he first came over. I always wanted to know who the stunner is who always sits in the Chelsea dugout, just checked: First team doctor Eva Carneiro: http://www.libertaddigital.com/c.php?op=thumb&id=http://s.libertaddigital.com/fotos/noticias/eva-carneiro-290212.jpg&x=0&y=550 Imagine having her as your doctor It's no wonder Chelsea are good at coping with Semi's. I appreciated that way too much. aye ,me as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 It's a shame there is no behind the goal view of it, reckon that would have been class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 We've had some class matches down there recently. That league cup match was great viewing as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Rewatching the game right now. Forgot about Williamson's vital interception a couple minutes before our first. First goal is so good... Colo puts Meireles on the floor > Ba > Cabaye > Tiote > Jonas > Santon on overlap > Cisse brilliance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Rewatching the game right now. Forgot about Williamson's vital interception a couple minutes before our first. First goal is so good... Colo puts Meireles on the floor > Ba > Cabaye > Tiote > Jonas > Santon on overlap > Cisse brilliance Those players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 We've had some class matches down there recently. That league cup match was great viewing as well. I think I've said this before, but I ended up jumping around so much I was like 3 rows back from my seat when Shola buried that header Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Is there a clip of Radio Newcastle's commentary of the goals? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Is there a clip of Radio Newcastle's commentary of the goals? http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/nufc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Seen us 3 times at Stamford Bridge now unbeaten. My poor record everywhere else is a counter balance to the metaphysics surrounding my presence there. (Philosophy on the brain) Such a privilege to see those goals live. (Thanks Tooj <3) Btw, did anyone else think Colo's coming together with Drogba in the second half was a pen? My head was in my hands, I admit, looked a stonewaller at the time. Not seen a replay though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Seen us 3 times at Stamford Bridge now unbeaten. My poor record everywhere else is a counter balance to the metaphysics surrounding my presence there. (Philosophy on the brain) Such a privilege to see those goals live. (Thanks Tooj <3) Btw, did anyone else think Colo's coming together with Drogba in the second half was a pen? My head was in my hands, I admit, looked a stonewaller at the time. Not seen a replay though. Never in a million years....... Drogba just ran straight into the back of Colo when Colo was'nt even looking.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 It's the way he makes that noise then just looks at the other guy, not knowing what to do. Seems so scared. It's the best reaction when football can do that do you. The beautiful game rarely gets it's tits out but on that occasion it did. and they were lovely. This is one of my favourite metaphors ever. post of the year tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonCanuck Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 drogba tried,but it was never a penalty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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