SEMTEX Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Sacked off all this shit because it was nonsense. But there is other ongoing statistical analysis based upon our performance in years gone by, that seems legit. The Stats Season: Up to Gameweek 7 (10/8/2012) Actual Points Everton, Tottenham (14) Arsenal (12) Newcastle (9) Sunderland (7) Liverpool (6) Points - Points Required Everton (+3) Arsenal (+2) Tottenham (0) Sunderland*(-2) Newcastle (-3) Liverpool (-5) *mackems have played one less September Actual Points Everton (13) Tottenham (11) Newcastle, Arsenal (9) Sunderland* (7) Liverpool (5) Points - Points Required Everton (+3) Tottenham, Arsenal (0) Sunderland*, Newcastle (-2) Liverpool (-3) *mackems have played one less August Actual Points - Required Points (After end of August) http://i.imgur.com/r1cBp.png Click to embiggen Required Points for August http://i.imgur.com/BZ4mB.jpg Tottenham, Arsenal (4) Newcastle (3) Liverpool, Everton (2) Sunderland* (1) August - (Points - Required Points) - up to end of month Everton (+4) Newcastle, Sunderland* (0) Liverpool (-1) Arsenal (-2) Tottenham (-3) Actual Points - Required Points (After end of August) http://i.imgur.com/r1cBp.png Click to embiggen Actual Table - up to end of month Everton (6) Newcastle (3) Arsenal (2) Sunderland*, Liverpool, Tottenham (1) *game vs reading postponed just to fuck with us, originally required D W, but second game postponed, so only 1 game played in August. NUFC Performance for month of August: http://i.imgur.com/5rEcc.png Click to embiggen PREMISE: Unfortunately for all of us, I am the brave idiot who has chosen to make a particularly large spreadsheet to continue this completely unnecessary statistical analysis of NUFC's season. The original Pip premise for 11/12: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,89764.0.html By just browsing the tables from the past 5 or 6 seasons, it seems that roughly 60 points is the target if you want to get 7th, which I think is a realistic, if slightly ambitious, target for us. I think we'll be competing with teams like Everton, Sunderland and Villa, so I'll be tracking their results here as well. Anyway, what I'm going to track is basically the actual points a team gets vs the expected points the team is supposed to get. I think the Premiership table at certain points of the season doesn't tell the full picture. Many times, teams that have good or bad starts only do so because the quality of the opposition, and it's not a true reflection of the quality of the team, so if you know how you're performing against how you're supposed to perform, then it can be comforting (or not). Chelsea, for example, started last season very well because they faced quite a lot of shit teams. Anyway, to get 58 points in a season - why 58? because the formula works better - you can lose all your matches against the top 6 away from home and draw against them at home. That gives you 6 expected points from 12 matches. Then against everyone else, you're expected to win all your home games and draw all your away games, which is (13x3 + 13x1) = 52. 52 + 6 = 58. If any of Villa, Everton, Sunderland or us gets 58 points, I think that it'd be good enough for 7th place. My alternative interpretation of the premise: Original: "you can lose all your matches against the top 6 away from home and draw against them at home" (Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool) My alteration: "Fuck Liverpool. Fuck right off if you think I'm assuming we're not good enough to beat Liverpool. Tottenham too. + NOW ARSENAL" I will change this to 3 teams, removing Liverpool & Tottenham & Arsenal from the original 6. I know we finished above Chelsea, but I find it hard to believe that they shouldn't be on this list, given their expenditure (It was also a lot less painful putting them on a list of elite teams when compared to the option of either Liverpool or Tottenham being on said list). This total should get you 5th comfortably. It's the right kind of point total for us though IMO, it'd be 1 less point than last year. So: The total that I'm putting as required is 67. Lose vs Top 3 away (Man U/C, Chelsea) Draw vs Top 3 home (3) + Draw vs rest away (16) + Win vs rest home (48) = 67. Looking at the last 5 seasons, this points total would get you 5th every time. I will follow these teams: NUFC, Tottenham, Liverpool, Everton, Villa, Sunderland (for the luls (hopefully)), Arsenal Required Points for Season by Gameweek http://i.imgur.com/YskpN.jpg Click to embiggen (The only thing I can establish from this right now, is that we shouldn't get giddy if Liverpool are lagging behind come October, as they've had a harder run of games) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Permission to please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I like it - excellent work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hydeous Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Love it, great work! I think we should be tracking Arsenal results too, but since that'll throw the 'Top-4' out of whack, I'll pipe down now. Well done, looking forward to this thread and hoping for a fun ride! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Fantastic work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Wow immense effort, bravo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR15 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Feels like I'm at work with all those graphs Nice work SEMTEX you brainy bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 How long till you give in? That looks canny fucking hard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Brilliant SEMTEX, top effort. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 All the logic is programmed and it took about 30 minutes. I just have to put in whether they won/lost/drew. Exporting and lobbing on here is the most annoying part. Could also do with something that makes graphs look less bare and excelly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Where's that 'didn't read' gif when you need it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Where's that 'didn't read' gif when you need it? http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/2255100_o.gif http://i.imgur.com/m86Vz.gif http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/237/621/c8a.gif http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/154/912/berneydidnotread.gif http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/did%20not%20read/grand/didnt_read_wtf_gif.gif http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/199/896/2jfg08h.gif http://imgon.net/di-5PO6.gif http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/did%20not%20read/grand/didnt_read_sax_gif.gif Take your pick ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Thanks and well done for taking it on. I must say however that the original premise of 7th is more realistic for us and will ultimately be more enjoyable in it's achievability. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Excuse me if I'm totally misunderstanding something, but how, after one game, are we on 3 points and Spurs on 1? Even hypothetically. EDIT: Forget that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Thanks and well done for taking it on. I must say however that the original premise of 7th is more realistic for us and will ultimately be more enjoyable in it's achievability. You say that, but do you think there are 6 teams that we have absolutely no chance of finishing above? I think 6th or 5th is perfectly achievable tbh. Also, last years premise was laughed at by many for being exceptionally hopeful. The whole purpose is that it should be a fight for x position, rather than something easy to achieve. I was tempted to make it a battle for 5th more than 7th. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Excuse me if I'm totally misunderstanding something, but how, after one game, are we on 3 points and Spurs on 1? Even hypothetically. EDIT: Forget that Forget that because you get it, or because you gave up? I can attempt to reword. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Where's that 'didn't read' gif when you need it? http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/2255100_o.gif http://i.imgur.com/m86Vz.gif http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/237/621/c8a.gif http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/154/912/berneydidnotread.gif http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/did%20not%20read/grand/didnt_read_wtf_gif.gif http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/199/896/2jfg08h.gif http://imgon.net/di-5PO6.gif http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/did%20not%20read/grand/didnt_read_sax_gif.gif Take your pick ? In all seriousness though, I will read through this when I can be bothered, the battle for 7th was rather interesting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I haven't got a single fucking clue what's going on here Half pissed tbf, so I'll re-read this thread in the morning Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 it's definitely not a night time thread. It also says fuck all right now, and won't till après September tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Do you realise what you've just done, SEMTEX? Anyway, great to see an equivalent thread. Not only is top 6 possible, I think it's likely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Excuse me if I'm totally misunderstanding something, but how, after one game, are we on 3 points and Spurs on 1? Even hypothetically. EDIT: Forget that Forget that because you get it, or because you gave up? I can attempt to reword. Forget that because I get it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Thanks and well done for taking it on. I must say however that the original premise of 7th is more realistic for us and will ultimately be more enjoyable in it's achievability. You say that, but do you think there are 6 teams that we have absolutely no chance of finishing above? I think 6th or 5th is perfectly achievable tbh. Also, last years premise was laughed at by many for being exceptionally hopeful. The whole purpose is that it should be a fight for x position, rather than something easy to achieve. I was tempted to make it a battle for 5th more than 7th. No not really. Anything is possible, although my bet would be 6th or 7th and I'd be very satisfied with that. Perhaps I need to read it more carefully but taking Spurs and Liverpool out of the teams we don't need to beat really makes it the battle for 5th. Anyway, the target is to some extent irrelevent, we could make it 1st or 10th, whatever. I'd adopt the manager type stance and set the bar low to make sure we don't fail Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Good stuff Semmy. Although I would have thought given the point-scoring format it might be the Battle for 5th. I understand why you've opted for 6th though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Didn't understand the last one but here's hoping this will be as good as an omen as it was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Great stuff Just hope it's as fun to read as last season's as we soar gaily above all expectations. Like a majestic eagle with a sunny disposition, or a penchant for same-sex avian rattling, depending on your interpretation. HTL. FTM. ETC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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