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Mapou Yanga-M'Biwa: 23-year-old league-winning captain and French international to back-up right-back in a team that's conceded 127 goals in two seasons.

 

Papiss Cissé: 22 goals in Bundesliga, second to only Mario Gomez in the scoring charts and the league's most effective striker, turned into an irrelveant right-winger without any technique, muscles or running-ability.

 

Davide Santon: Champions League winner and Italian international as a teenager, turned into a security risk without any positional awareness, consistently forced to put in crosses with the wrong foot.

 

Hatem Ben Arfa: Five-time French league winner, French international, wonderkid, hailed as the most talented of the 87' generation, frozen out from a team that scores in 1/3 games and behind Gabriel Obertan in the pecking order.

 

Moussa Sissoko: Industrial box-to-box midfielder, Young Player of the Year in Ligue 1 in 2010, French international valued at €30m in 2010, turned into right-midfield target of missiles if not confused "modern number ten" with no ability to score goals.

 

Yoan Gouffran: Quick, rather intelligent striker who scored 14 goals in Ligue 1 turned into pointless workhorse/extra full-back with no technique, movement or crossing-ability.

 

What we have to look forward to:

 

Remy Cabella: French international, scorer of 14 goals from midfield in mid-table Ligue 1 team, tbc.

 

Siem De Jong: Ajax league winning captain, Dutch international who performed well in the Champions League, tbc.

 

Daryl Janmaat: Dutch World Cup bronze-medal winner, tbc.

 

:okay:

 

That is soo fucking depressing :(

 

 

OT: Decky's Shit Mate - does that mean that you're a bad friend, or does it mean that you're a friend who takes a dump with him? Or would that be shit-mate?  :hmm:

 

It means I briefly trusted Andy to be cool, and I learned a harsh goddamn lesson.

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This is a loan deal?  ???

 

We're loaning Roma our 4th choice CB and paying 80% of his wages fir the fucking privilege? Fuck me.

 

Shouldn't he be like "Hmm, why do Roma want this guy I don't rate? Maybe I am a fuckwit!"

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This is a loan deal?  ???

 

We're loaning Roma our 4th choice CB and paying 80% of his wages fir the f***ing privilege? f*** me.

 

Pretty obvious that he's being forced out. Only played him in pre-season to prove his fitness to would-be suitors of course. Pardew is a treacherous cunt.

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This is a loan deal?  ???

 

We're loaning Roma our 4th choice CB and paying 80% of his wages fir the fucking privilege? Fuck me.

 

Shouldn't he be like "Hmm, why do Roma want this guy I don't rate? Maybe I am a fuckwit!"

 

'Silly forrins dun kna' nuffin. Moar british fret please Mike'

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Mapou Yanga-M'Biwa: 23-year-old league-winning captain and French international to back-up right-back in a team that's conceded 127 goals in two seasons.

 

Papiss Cissé: 22 goals in Bundesliga, second to only Mario Gomez in the scoring charts and the league's most effective striker, turned into an irrelveant right-winger without any technique, muscles or running-ability.

 

Davide Santon: Champions League winner and Italian international as a teenager, turned into a security risk without any positional awareness, consistently forced to put in crosses with the wrong foot.

 

Hatem Ben Arfa: Five-time French league winner, French international, wonderkid, hailed as the most talented of the 87' generation, frozen out from a team that scores in 1/3 games and behind Gabriel Obertan in the pecking order.

 

Moussa Sissoko: Industrial box-to-box midfielder, Young Player of the Year in Ligue 1 in 2010, French international valued at €30m in 2010, turned into right-midfield target of missiles if not confused "modern number ten" with no ability to score goals.

 

Yoan Gouffran: Quick, rather intelligent striker who scored 14 goals in Ligue 1 turned into pointless workhorse/extra full-back with no technique, movement or crossing-ability.

 

What we have to look forward to:

 

Remy Cabella: French international, scorer of 14 goals from midfield in mid-table Ligue 1 team, tbc.

 

Siem De Jong: Ajax league winning captain, Dutch international who performed well in the Champions League, tbc.

 

Daryl Janmaat: Dutch World Cup bronze-medal winner, tbc.

 

:okay:

 

That's fucking depressing reading.

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This is a loan deal?  ???

 

We're loaning Roma our 4th choice CB and paying 80% of his wages fir the fucking privilege? Fuck me.

 

Shouldn't he be like "Hmm, why do Roma want this guy I don't rate? Maybe I am a fuckwit!"

 

:lol:

 

 

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This is a loan deal?  ???

 

We're loaning Roma our 4th choice CB and paying 80% of his wages fir the fucking privilege? Fuck me.

 

Shouldn't he be like "Hmm, why do Roma want this guy I don't rate? Maybe I am a fuckwit!"

 

:pardsgrin:

 

:lol: He's a fucking nutcase.

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Guest antz1uk

you would think the penny would drop with Ashley when he sees top clubs in the champions league wanting to take a player that can't get a game under alan fucking pardew

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you would think the penny would drop with Ashley when he sees top clubs in the champions league wanting to take a player that can't get a game under alan f***ing pardew

 

He doesn't give a fuck as long as we get to 10th or whatever feels distant enough from relegation.

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Fucking horrific.

 

Beggars belief how Ashley can run the club like he is doing by buying to sell and have a fuckwit like Pardew in charge, effectively wiping millions of pounds in potential resale value from our players.

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