TheHoob Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Are there actually any 'football people' at the club above coaching/management level, other than Carr? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Are there actually any 'football people' at the club above coaching/management level, other than Carr? I really don't think so man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 What's David O'Leary doing these days? He must be short of cash. Edit: I'm not advocating getting him in by the way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Yeah, all these fancy names and Ashley would be on the phone to Lawrie Sanchez and O'Leary should he axe Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 A young, ambitious, ultra attack minded European with an expensive suit and nice hair who only plays Total Football. Preferably with a track record of managerial success in the lower divisions of Holland, Spain or Germany. Possesses an affinity for Sports Direct and a real desire to manage loanees and cut price French signings. Appreciates the rewarding challenge of selling his best players for a profit at least once a season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pont-toon Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 A young, ambitious, ultra attack minded European with an expensive suit and nice hair who only plays Total Football. Preferably with a track record of managerial success in the lower divisions of Holland, Spain or Germany. Possesses an affinity for Sports Direct and a real desire to manage loanees and cut price French signings. Appreciates the rewarding challenge of selling his best players for a profit at least once a season. A managerial/coaching equivalent of Cabaye looking to put themselves in the shop window for a move to a bigger club ?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 'Awight Lauwie ah Jew fancy been manager ahp norf wiv these norvern Mahgs? Zero Ahrs contract, free pahnd fifty an ahr.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 'Awight Lauwie ah Jew fancy been manager ahp norf wiv these norvern Mahgs? Zero Ahrs contract, free pahnd fifty an ahr.' "ah Jew fancy..." especially. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Carr: Mike, David Moyes is available now. Ashley: Ah yeah the Scottish guy Ashley gets on the phone, hello is that David? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/73/Fat_bastard.jpeg/220px-Fat_bastard.jpeg Carr: Wrong Scottish guy Mike Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Is Remi Garde any use? Out of contract in the summer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Was class on championship manager back in the day. Good enough for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Tim Sherwood anyone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Tim Sherwood anyone? Fuck no! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Tim Sherwood anyone? A cunt replacing a cunt? Ashley would love that purely because he'll know it would piss us off. (And no, Sherwood can fuck off...we'll take Sir Les). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Sir Les as manager ffs. Club legend but I wouldn't fancy him to spell his name right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Less Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Lesbo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 He's actually called Leslie, I think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Lesbo Fumblehand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Under Ashley, Moyes would be a fantastic coup and very unlikely to happen for a number of reasons. We are likely to get Bruce or an unknown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Carr: Mike, David Moyes is available now. Ashley: Ah yeah the Scottish guy Ashley gets on the phone, hello is that David? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/73/Fat_bastard.jpeg/220px-Fat_bastard.jpeg Carr: Wrong Scottish guy Mike http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_uYHSbFAWOs/UBUqTqEduII/AAAAAAAAB8Y/kiJituZCwn0/s1600/eddie-murphy.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Glenn Hoddle, who now believes that the footballing world has almost caught up with his forward think philosophies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I don't know if it's been posted here but there's a Luke Edwards article in the Telegraph which reckons that Ashley wants Moyes or Bruce to replace Pardew if he decides to sack him at the end of the season. We supposedly tried to get him before Pardew (don't believe it) and Ashley likes both of them. I can see us going for Moyes tbh, if only because there's no compensation involved and he's used to working with a stingey owner. Bruce would probably be more up for it though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Lee Johnson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roke Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 It will never happen, but I'd like to see the club parachute Red Bull Salzburg's coaching structure in.They're doing some interesting things, following Dortmund's path: http://www.dw.de/klopps-close-ally-powering-red-bull-for-europa-league-fight/a-17511071 I expect it will be Moyes or Pulis succeeding Pardew, if Pardew is sacked, because Ashley will play it safe rather than take a risk out of ambition. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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