Mr. Snrub Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Detest City, their bought success and their two bob fans, but anything would be better than seeing that horrible cunt Whelan celebrating after his team winning the FA Cup. Get hammered today, get relegated and don't come back you senile old twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Paul Lambert is a blatant liar. What did he say? First of all he said Benteke was only looking at the ball and clearly Benteke looks for the player to elbow him. And secondly he said i've see the over the line and it wasn't, when the replay shows it was. w***** Mon clone. He can say what he wants as long as we win tomorrow. He'll have fun without Benteke in the last match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Wait, what? The final's at 5.15? What an utter mess they've made of the competition. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Paul Lambert is a blatant liar. What did he say? First of all he said Benteke was only looking at the ball and clearly Benteke looks for the player to elbow him. And secondly he said i've see the over the line and it wasn't, when the replay shows it was. w***** Mon clone. He can say what he wants as long as we win tomorrow. He'll have fun without Benteke in the last match. It just bugs me that he can complain about the ref against him, yet in the same match he fails to accept the ref was just as bad for Chelsea too. The ref was terrible for both teams. Sick of one eyed cunts like him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Detest City, their bought success and their two bob fans, but anything would be better than seeing that horrible c*** Whelan celebrating after his team winning the FA Cup. Get hammered today, get relegated and don't come back you senile old t***. Detest the old twat too. Hope he finds a pube floating in his half time pint, detects a distinctly salty flavour on his burgers mayonaisse at half time ( to see a bloke giving him the "magic the beans" wrist action as he glances to the burger bar). Hope a little black cloud magically hovers above his head for the entire match, spraying him with cold, dank drizzle for the full 90 + minutes. Detestable cunt....maybe a slip as he inevitably goes up the steps to collect his losers medal, falls in agony several hundred feet, sliding in dogs muck (inadvertently pooped there a few minutes earlier,by a pack of dobbermans, so its nice n hot n steamy).... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Is it too much to ask for Whelan to fall from the Wembley stands on to a pile of spikes Saruman style? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Oh god Whelan's in the studio. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Be funny if Whelan fell over and broke his other leg. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginola Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Whelan's an absolute bellend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Be funny if Whelan fell over and broke his other leg. At another FA Cup final no less. A grand stage for a grand wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Whelan's an absolute bellend Managed to piss off Aston Villa, Everton and us with just words. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Be funny if Whelan fell over and broke his other leg. At another FA Cup final no less. A grand stage for a grand wanker. Aye, exactly where i was heading Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Wtf? Seriously, did ITV just use Stevenage v Newcastle 1998 as part of their title sequence? We beat them that time, didn't we? I guess history has officially been rewritten. Oh ffs Dave Whelan is the studio guest. FML. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I must the only person who doesn't mind him. A little senile but means well enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Definitely watching on ESPN now cos of Whelan being on ITV. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Now sticking the boot in Everton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 It's hard to take him seriously really. Another bit of excellent ITV editing there. Next up, highlights of Wimbledon v Liverpool *Shows highlights of Wimbledon v Liverpool* That coming up, next. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Have I missed Ronnie Radford's goal yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I must the only person who doesn't mind him. A little senile but means well enough. He's a twat. He's been whinging for 50 years about the guy that broke his leg in the FA cup, but if you see the footage it was Whelan that went flying in at the other guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Come on Citeh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 It's hard to take him seriously really. Another bit of excellent ITV editing there. Next up, highlights of Wimbledon v Liverpool *Shows highlights of Wimbledon v Liverpool* That coming up, next. Fucking knackers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Roy Keane's face man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Roy Keane's face man. The day when Keane finally snaps and chins everyone in the studio live on TV will make ITV's football coverage over the years worthwhile. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Hope it goes to extra time with plenty of Wigan players hurting themselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 This would be so much better with Chris Morris hosting. "Gareth, your thoughts?" "Well I" "Shut up Gareth, time for some NEWS." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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