Mole_Toonfan Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Portugal they always make an absolute pigs ear of every qualification but get through anyway Do they like punishing themselves or something? That's a cultural thing. People in this country only open their eyes when everything is really REALLY f***ed up. Happened several times in history. Myself I am like that: When I lost my virginity, I knew that I was going to be nervous and eventually lose my erection. I tried not to think about it. Instead of addressing the problem, I went for it. I didn't know even how to put a condom in my dick. So when the night came, I knew I was not prepared. I was in trouble. I was so nervous that I vomited. Her grandma came to me and gave me a recomforting tea. So she, disappointed, went to bed. I was alone in the bathroom spanking my dick trying him to get hard, nothing. Eventually she had sheep in the backyard. The sheep started to have sex then. I got so horny watching that, that I ran to her room and f***ed her in the ass. Moral of the story: Portuguese people tend not to care about things till things get ugly. It's funny: Ethernet has long evolved since the 70s, but the main reason that allowed its architecture to be consistent is the fact that the OSI Layer 2 remained virtually the same! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Considering Portugal are really not that good (as are England), a draw in Israel is not the worst result ever. Are you crazy? LOL Send me pictures of your ass via PM tks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Considering Portugal are really not that good (as are England), a draw in Israel is not the worst result ever. Are you crazy? LOL Send me pictures of your ass via PM tks. One man country. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Portugal they always make an absolute pigs ear of every qualification but get through anyway Do they like punishing themselves or something? That's a cultural thing. People in this country only open their eyes when everything is really REALLY f***ed up. Happened several times in history. Myself I am like that: When I lost my virginity, I knew that I was going to be nervous and eventually lose my erection. I tried not to think about it. Instead of addressing the problem, I went for it. I didn't know even how to put a condom in my dick. So when the night came, I knew I was not prepared. I was in trouble. I was so nervous that I vomited. Her grandma came to me and gave me a recomforting tea. So she, disappointed, went to bed. I was alone in the bathroom spanking my dick trying him to get hard, nothing. Eventually she had sheep in the backyard. The sheep started to have sex then. I got so horny watching that, that I ran to her room and f***ed her in the ass. Moral of the story: Portuguese people tend not to care about things till things get ugly. It's funny: Ethernet has long evolved since the 70s, but the main reason that allowed its architecture to be consistent is the fact that the OSI Layer 2 remained virtually the same! Honestly. I really don't want to laugh at your posts, but this slayed me. Wanker. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Nah Portugal are good, in major tournaments when they actually seem to care the defense is very solid as is the midfield with Moutinho adding the class. The main problem they have is having a good striker but that has been the problem for as long as i can remember. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Nah Portugal are good, in major tournaments when they actually seem to care the defense is very solid as is the midfield with Moutinho adding the class. The main problem they have is having a good striker but that has been the problem for as long as i can remember. Eternal issue. Eusebio was so good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I don't see what's wrong with Nuno Gomes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Nah Portugal are good, in major tournaments when they actually seem to care the defense is very solid as is the midfield with Moutinho adding the class. The main problem they have is having a good striker but that has been the problem for as long as i can remember. Eternal issue. Eusebio was so good. Get your colonies back then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I don't see what's wrong with Nuno Gomes He's like 35. And he sucks. Only good match was that England 2-3 Portugal, best game I've ever seen IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I remember Shearer thumping one against Portugal at Wembley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Nah Portugal are good, in major tournaments when they actually seem to care the defense is very solid as is the midfield with Moutinho adding the class. The main problem they have is having a good striker but that has been the problem for as long as i can remember. Eternal issue. Eusebio was so good. Get your colonies back then. I tried to do that last year to no avail. I sent an email to angola's president saying "be ours again. it was funny." But they answered "no". And I was like "you skinny black bitch! I love you!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I don't see what's wrong with Nuno Gomes He's like 35. And he sucks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Nah Portugal are good, in major tournaments when they actually seem to care the defense is very solid as is the midfield with Moutinho adding the class. The main problem they have is having a good striker but that has been the problem for as long as i can remember. Eternal issue. Eusebio was so good. Get your colonies back then. I tried to do that last year to no avail. I sent an email to angola's president saying "be ours again. it was funny." But they answered "no". And I was like "you skinny black bitch! I love you!" My father fought in Africa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I don't see what's wrong with Nuno Gomes He's like 35. And he sucks. Only good match was that England 2-3 Portugal, best game I've ever seen IMO. You're just being picky. Put Nuno Gomes upfront with fresh legs Helder Postiga replacing him late on, recipe for success. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I don't see what's wrong with Nuno Gomes He's like 35. And he sucks. Only good match was that England 2-3 Portugal, best game I've ever seen IMO. You're just being picky. Put Nuno Gomes upfront with fresh legs Helder Postiga replacing him late on, recipe for success. I need to smoke that shit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 You're forgetting Pauleta Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 You're forgetting Pauleta :mike: :mike: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 What about Joao Pinto? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 What about Joao Pinto? He was great! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Call up Bebe and all will be well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 You see! Fucking stacked up front. Capucho could steal the odd goal n arl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 You guys are crazy today! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 To Madeira. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 To Madeira. hahaha he's a fatass actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 It must have been a day of public mourning when Pauleta got that brace against Latvia to overtake Eusebio's record. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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