GM Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I think what bothers me as much as everything else about him is that he's just such a clueless, emotionally unintelligent gobshite. To point at Loic Remy's decision not to sign for us as the reason we had to sign Sissoko instead and then say that Sissoko isn't a natural goalscorer not only beggars belief for its crass stupidity, but what the fuck does he think that will make Sissoko feel like? Mr Motivator he is not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I think what bothers me as much as everything else about him is that he's just such a clueless, emotionally unintelligent gobshite. To point at Loic Remy's decision not to sign for us as the reason we had to sign Sissoko instead and then say that Sissoko isn't a natural goalscorer not only beggars belief for its crass stupidity, but what the f*** does he think that will make Sissoko feel like? Mr Motivator he is not. He's as thick as pig shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I think what bothers me as much as everything else about him is that he's just such a clueless, emotionally unintelligent gobshite. To point at Loic Remy's decision not to sign for us as the reason we had to sign Sissoko instead and then say that Sissoko isn't a natural goalscorer not only beggars belief for its crass stupidity, but what the fuck does he think that will make Sissoko feel like? Mr Motivator he is not. Ahem! http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2005/06/09/Pardew10.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I think what bothers me as much as everything else about him is that he's just such a clueless, emotionally unintelligent gobshite. To point at Loic Remy's decision not to sign for us as the reason we had to sign Sissoko instead and then say that Sissoko isn't a natural goalscorer not only beggars belief for its crass stupidity, but what the fuck does he think that will make Sissoko feel like? Mr Motivator he is not. I've only just caught up with the Remy/Sissoko comments. Sissoko isn't a striker. We got Gouffran who is probably playing a similar role to what Remy would have. I can't think of many excuses he could have used that he hasn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I think what bothers me as much as everything else about him is that he's just such a clueless, emotionally unintelligent gobshite. To point at Loic Remy's decision not to sign for us as the reason we had to sign Sissoko instead and then say that Sissoko isn't a natural goalscorer not only beggars belief for its crass stupidity, but what the f*** does he think that will make Sissoko feel like? Mr Motivator he is not. He's as thick as pig shit. Makes pig shit look like the head of MENSA tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Absolutely detest Pardew, like. Can't even look at him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Absolutely baffling drivel even by his standards there. I just hope and pray he's not like that in the dressing room tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Dead man walking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I keep reading the thread title and get ticked off by the fact that he didn't use the word "massively" before or after under-achieved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Absolutely baffling drivel even by his standards there. I just hope and pray he's not like that in the dressing room tomorrow. Can just see him sitting there with the opposition teamsheet: "Shit, Remy is playing, wish we had him, he's brilliant. Zamora too, he was class for me at West Ham. Townsend has been in great form too. Taarabt, he's their Ben Arfa so anything could happen when he plays. Sorry lads, can't say we'll win this one" Note: sounds like a spoof, but this is all stuff he's actually said in the buildup to the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Absolutely baffling drivel even by his standards there. I just hope and pray he's not like that in the dressing room tomorrow. I think it provides a bit of insight into why we go belly up after half time if that’s how he motivates the players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 He's had priors too. His quotes before the Derby anyone? Fucking shut up Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 True Mick, I've never read too much in to his comments as they're largely throwaway soundbites but they've progressively got more and more odd. Can only imagine he's massively feeling the pressure - as he should given how utterly toss this season has been. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 True Mick, I've never read too much in to his comments as they're largely throwaway soundbites but they've progressively got more and more odd. Can only imagine he's massively feeling the pressure - as he should given how utterly toss this season has been. It's not easy reading for us, imagine if you got that every day at work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Pardew really, really struggles when he's under pressure. Saw the signs earlier on in the season, what a mess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Even in an office that would be awful in terms of a manager setting expectations for advisors. If you have a shit day, don't really do any work and your manager says it's fine, you keep doing it. It really is that simple. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Even in an office that would be awful in terms of a manager setting expectations for advisors. If you have a shit day, don't really do any work and your manager says it's fine, you keep doing it. It really is that simple. I said it the other month, part of my job involves going into regular meetings with clients and I often end up getting a kicking because of what someone else has done wrong but that's another story - if my manager tells me I'll get a kicking then I invariably will but if she says it'll be good/alright, just make sure I prepare and am in the right frame of mind then it's far more likely to go well. It's the old cliche of making players feel 10 foot tall, it's so logical that only an idiot wouldn't get it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Dead man walking. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Dead man walking. Keep rolling, rolling, rolling. Rolling downhill in a barrel would be ideal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Even in an office that would be awful in terms of a manager setting expectations for advisors. If you have a shit day, don't really do any work and your manager says it's fine, you keep doing it. It really is that simple. I said it the other month, part of my job involves going into regular meetings with clients and I often end up getting a kicking because of what someone else has done wrong but that's another story - if my manager tells me I'll get a kicking then I invariably will but if she says it'll be good/alright, just make sure I prepare and am in the right frame of mind then it's far more likely to go well. It's the old cliche of making players feel 10 foot tall, it's so logical that only an idiot wouldn't get it. Imagine if a mate or relative was going into an interview or exam and telling them "you're too inexperienced, you can't compete with people who've been to better schools, I don't have any confidence in you doing well" - people would think you were a proper cunt. It's the most basic of human behaviours and Pardew hasn't even mastered that, never mind Premier League tactics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 http://ennyoueffsee.wordpress.com/2012/08/13/alan-pardews-positive-outlook-can-only-be-good-for-nufc/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 http://ennyoueffsee.wordpress.com/2012/08/13/alan-pardews-positive-outlook-can-only-be-good-for-nufc/ Do you spend your life searching for stuff? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I'm not certain he has under achieved this season. I am certain he over achieved last though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 http://ennyoueffsee.wordpress.com/2012/08/13/alan-pardews-positive-outlook-can-only-be-good-for-nufc/ Do you spend your life searching for stuff? Google does the vast maj. I just C&P. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I keep reading the thread title and get ticked off by the fact that he didn't use the word "massively" before or after under-achieved Even that wouldn't do it. The headline should be "Alan Pardew admits to gross incompetence and dereliction of duty, and commits Seppuku". Then we'd be about half way there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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