thenige Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Would be interested to see how many are 'direct' from each team's keepers last year. Felt like Krul and Elliott were nearly always going long. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Has this cunt not fucked off yet?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 If he does stay and we have to put up with it, I hope that Ashley tears strips of him in that meeting. The last thing I want is the smug, self-assured tit thinking that how he carries on is in any way acceptable. I know MA probably isn't the most ambitious but you would hope he has given Pardcluess ten nil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 To be honest, if there is a bid over 25m for Cabaye, we should sell him. Why ? Because it's too good an offer to turn down for player who isn't as good as the hype anyway, has a suspect temprament when it comes to nasty tackles and hasn't took a decent corner for varnigh 2 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofo Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 If he does stay and we have to put up with it, I hope that Ashley tears strips of him in that meeting. The last thing I want is the smug, self-assured tit thinking that how he carries on is in any way acceptable. I know MA probably isn't the most ambitious but you would hope he has given Pardcluess ten nil. I've been told from my boss at work (who's last exclusive was that shola was going to Celtic last season ) that Ashley has asked him for a dossier of why it all went wrong. He will make his decision at the end of the week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Girard HAS worked with Cabaye, and Debuchy iirc, and Gouffran as well. Also worked with N'Zogbia. Yes i know who R. Garcia is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Underpants Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Girard HAS worked with Cabaye, and Debuchy iirc, and Gouffran as well. Also worked with N'Zogbia. Yes i know who R. Garcia is. I was right without knowing it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Girard HAS worked with Cabaye, and Debuchy iirc, and Gouffran as well. Also worked with N'Zogbia. Yes i know who R. Garcia is. I was right without knowing it? Yes you were Not 100% sure which players, but 2-3 of our ones i think. Cabaye is one im pretty certain about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 If he does stay and we have to put up with it, I hope that Ashley tears strips of him in that meeting. The last thing I want is the smug, self-assured tit thinking that how he carries on is in any way acceptable. I know MA probably isn't the most ambitious but you would hope he has given Pardcluess ten nil. I've been told from my boss at work (who's last exclusive was that shola was going to Celtic last season ) that Ashley has asked him for a dossier of why it all went wrong. He will make his decision at the end of the week. MA: Okay Alan, I've made my position clear that you are a supreme shit-sucking cleft....Do you have the dossier? Pardew: Sure chief, I've cracked wot woz the real fret to our campaign...have a look at page one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellious Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Oh dear! http://www.nufcblog.com/2013/05/22/newcastle-are-top-of-the-long-ball-league/ Here’s the list of long passes attempted last season in the Premier League by each team: Newcastle 2,283 Fulham 2,131 Wigan 2,047 Everton 2,042 Liverpool 2,041 Tottenham 2,028 Swansea 2,024 Chelsea 2,003 Norwich 1,995 Stoke 1,989 Man United 1,968 Sunderland 1,952 West Ham 1,901 Aston Villa 1,893 West Brom 1,889 Reading 1,855 Southampton 1,826 QPR 1,800 Arsenal 1,755 Man City 1,611 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4938214/Premier-League-long-ball-kings-not-Stoke.html I was just reading this in the Sun Percentage of long passes: Stoke 16.2%, Reading 15.7%, Newcastle 15.6%, West Ham 15.1%, Sunderland 14.9%, Norwich 14.9%, Aston Villa 13.3%, QPR 13.2%, West Brom 13.2%, Everton 12.9%, Fulham 12.6%, Spurs 12.2%, Wigan 11.4%, Chelsea 10.9%, Southampton 10.9%, Liverpool 10.3%, Swansea 10.1%, Man Utd 10%, Arsenal 8.3%, Man City 8% Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4938214/Premier-League-long-ball-kings-not-Stoke.html#ixzz2U3QxDp5n Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofo Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 If he does stay and we have to put up with it, I hope that Ashley tears strips of him in that meeting. The last thing I want is the smug, self-assured tit thinking that how he carries on is in any way acceptable. I know MA probably isn't the most ambitious but you would hope he has given Pardcluess ten nil. I've been told from my boss at work (who's last exclusive was that shola was going to Celtic last season ) that Ashley has asked him for a dossier of why it all went wrong. He will make his decision at the end of the week. MA: Okay Alan, I've made my position clear that you a supreme shit-sucking cleft....Do you have the dossier Pardew: Sure chief, I've cracked wot woz the real fret to our campaign...have a look at page one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Hope he's putting his hoof books and "Talk Bollocks Guide" in a box as we speak, God i want him gone.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 I've just read that Frank Arnesen has been sacked by Hamburg. This is probably total bollocks but would there be any sense in employing him to run the football side here? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 I've just read that Frank Arnesen has been sacked by Hamburg. This is probably total bollocks but would there be any sense in employing him to run the football side here? Wealth of experience. Knows the game inside out and probably has a very wide contact list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Underpants Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 I've just read that Frank Arnesen has been sacked by Hamburg. This is probably total bollocks but would there be any sense in employing him to run the football side here? Has there been given any reasons to why he's sacked? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 I've just read that Frank Arnesen has been sacked by Hamburg. This is probably total bollocks but would there be any sense in employing him to run the football side here? Has there been given any reasons to why he's sacked? Too Frank Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 I've just read that Frank Arnesen has been sacked by Hamburg. This is probably total bollocks but would there be any sense in employing him to run the football side here? Has there been given any reasons to why he's sacked? Seems to be because they didn't qualify for the Europa League. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 I've just read that Frank Arnesen has been sacked by Hamburg. This is probably total bollocks but would there be any sense in employing him to run the football side here? Has there been given any reasons to why he's sacked? Seems to be because they didn't qualify for the Europa League. He'd get a fucking big bonus if he did that here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Narcissist Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Should have got some lessons in spin from Pards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 James McManus @JamesMcManus1 55m Vurnon Anita slyly criticising Newcastle's style under Pardew: "“It’s very different – the play goes up and down, up and down." Vurn knows the score like As in 'end to end', of course. Carry on, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Proof it could go either way and no one really knows, it's really tight right now @Oddschanger: Will Alan Pardew start the season as #Newcastle manager? He is 6/4 to leave and 1/2 to stay - (http://t.co/hYAqQ71Urj) #NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Proof. Right, that's my shift up. Who's my relief tonight? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 I hate how this silence tonight has given me that small glimmer of hope he could yet still be sacked. Will just make me feel worse when it's finally announced he isn't though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Proof. Right, that's my shift up. Who's my relief tonight? Your right hand? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 The world is round. whats comes round goes round... Pardew fraud days are numbered. Martinez is my guess, either us or everton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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