Rosenrot Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/tyneside-pubs-face-prosecution-screening-6686138 Sums up everything that is wrong with modern football. Jesus christ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 EA SPORTS STATS taken from http://www.true-faith.co.uk/true-faith-ea-sports-stats-chelsea-v-newcastle-united/ If ever there was something to prove the saying "Lies, damn lies and statistics" it's this stats round up of our performance against Sunderland: - If Cheick Tiote was affected by the departure of his former central midfield partner he hardly showed it on Saturday, as the EA SPORTS Player Performance Index shows that he produced an excellent offensive performance. He completed a total of 35 passes in Sunderland’s half on Saturday, at an average of a pass every 2.6 minutes. Shola Ameobi has earned himself the name ‘Mackem Slayer’ as a result of his excellent goal-scoring record against Sunderland, and he will consider himself unlucky not to have added to his already impressive tally. He registered a total of 6 shots on Saturday, which was the second most in the league. Sylvain Marveaux will be hoping for more minutes on the field now that Cabaye has departed, particularly if Alan Pardew continues with his experiment of moving Ben Arfa more central. He hasn’t featured as much as he would have wished, but when he has been on the field, the Frenchman has showcased his excellent eye for a pass completing a pass in the opposition half at an impressive rate of a pass every 2.5 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 17 years old Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Eh? Born February 29th? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 African years, eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 17 years old No way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 17 years old No way. Get the fuck out of my fucking face with that bullshit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CC4QFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.transfermarkt.co.uk%2Fen%2Fjoseph-marie-minala%2Fprofil%2Fspieler_289087.html&ei=ELP3UtHRCceS7Qb2nIDADA&usg=AFQjCNG3cqpaNczCKHphF63-y3viPRiC-Q&bvm=bv.60983673,d.ZGU Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Nah, you can tell he's 17 like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Looks like the swamp dude from clash of the titans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Imagine his paper round. Must have been like Paperboy on the Spectrum. Only explanation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zicomartin Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Just watching Scochi, there's a german ski jumper called 'Andreas W A N K', obviously the American commentators don't even notice... Sorry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 17 man, the kid looks probably is 45. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Looks like he's made of clay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 When I saw him I thought it was an old legend in a kit getting ready for some sort of charity match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Looks like a terrible photoshop. Like Goldeneye with DK mode on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I thought it was Gyan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I've noticed the last few games on BT Sport, they seem to have dropped going to the ex-referee sitting next to them after every decision? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 West Ham United have agreed sale of Upton Park to private developer... Where does the money go considering they are being given an almost free new stadium from the tax payer?... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 West Ham United have agreed sale of Upton Park to private developer... Where does the money go considering they are being given an almost free new stadium from the tax payer?... The whole Olympic stadium is a farce and a rip off for tax payers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 It's a good question. Do we know for certain they are getting the stadum for free and there's no restrictions on where the proceeds of Upton Park go? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 awful decision by west ham to leave there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 awful decision by west ham to leave there Well I hope so, but they get a free stadium with fantastic infrastructure. There's a reason why we were interested too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 awful decision by west ham to leave there Well I hope so, but they get a free stadium with fantastic infrastructure. There's a reason why we were interested too. Well you only wanted the infrastructure, as you wanted to knock the stadium down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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