LRD Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Anyone seen the official head shots on .co.uk? The photoshops on them are dreadful yet our programme editor is on Twitter saying they're not edited at all. Look at Ben Arfa's neck ffs What's wrong with his neck? Looks fine to me. http://i.imgur.com/qmjD27m.jpg Such an obvious shop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Makes you appreciate Lampard all the more, eh, Beren? He did very well to avoid serious injury throughout his career it's true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/YThfDl9.jpg Those for MYM, Saylor, Raylor, Sissoko, Tiote and Ayoze look fine so they are likely the templates for the other lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/GwXadfV.jpg?1 That neck... it can't be real... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Is it not just horrendous lighting? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Is it not just horrendous lighting? No. Your neck doesn't segment that way regardless of lighting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 None of the bodies are the same. Just the lighting, imo too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 None of the bodies are the same. Just the lighting, imo too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "Areet Ryan, think your happiest thought." http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/a1/e8/0,,10278~13035681,00.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Those pictures man Could do a better job on Paint. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 None of the bodies are the same. Just the lighting, imo too. Just ignoring that then? Clearly just awful lighting. Why would they even go to the effort of photoshopping new head shots onto them? Could understand if they were all old shots, but they clearly aren't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 None of the bodies are the same. Just the lighting, imo too. Just ignoring that then? Clearly just awful lighting. Why would they even go to the effort of photoshopping new head shots onto them? Could understand if they were all old shots, but they clearly aren't. Aye, because we have never done those awful shops before. Krul's is probably fine on second look. Others are a terrible shop job, or the photographer needs shot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Those photos Looks like it is their actual bodies and heads but the head from one picture and the body from another. Fuck knaas why, with our club it's probably best not to ask. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I have no idea what to feel if that kit grows on me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Blob Jelliot's face looks extremely punchable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "Areet Ryan, think your happiest thought." http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/a1/e8/0,,10278~13035681,00.jpg That's a scouser looking overjoyed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Blob Jelliot's face looks extremely punchable. Indeed. Indeed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 http://www.thejournal.co.uk/news/north-east-news/teenage-newcastle-united-fan-switches-7620983 dafuq Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 http://www.thejournal.co.uk/news/north-east-news/teenage-newcastle-united-fan-switches-7620983 dafuq Still Not Worthy Of A Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Fuck, I even did a search for the link... seems the Chronicle one caused my Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 No excuses. Take your like a man. Or at least like a brothers wife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 "Areet Ryan, think your happiest thought." http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/a1/e8/0,,10278~13035681,00.jpg it cracks me up every time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Krul's is probably fine on second look. Others are a terrible shop job, or the photographer needs shot. It's NUFC. You didn't expect us to pay for a professional photographer did you ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Krul's is the same, look at the left side of his neck. Our players all came back so fat we gave them head transplants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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