Fugazi Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Fucking what Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
summerof69 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 That's Post of the Year sewn up. He's had about ten this year alleeady Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Convinced someone can't be wrong every time and not be a WUM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 What Stifler thinks astroturf is like: http://static6.depositphotos.com/1130031/655/i/950/depositphotos_6550438-Bumpy-grass.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Stifler, you seem like a swell happy go lucky kind of guy. You're the sort of person I would want to have a pint with, but by god do you say some stupid things Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Holy shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I cannot understand how you can watch that clip and blame the surface like. Never change Stifler, you are lush. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 The exact same howler has happened before, on grass pitches. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Stifler no. he releases it way too late, spikes it into the ground and at the angle it's at it rolls into the net. http://i.imgur.com/iEA2PjO.png Logic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 It's not even Astroturf anyway not that it matters Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Stifler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 It's not even Astroturf anyway not that it matters Grass gives an even shitter bounce iirc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Stifler's having a hell of a year Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John P Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Just caught up with this, I'm definitely blaming the astroturf next time I fuck up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dabe Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 http://www.espn.co.uk/football/german-bundesliga/10/blog/post/2915634/stefan-reinartz-new-metric-packing-helps-us-understand-effective-passing "The correlation between getting the ball past opponents and winning is between 0.3 and 0.4," Reinarzt explained, "with one being a 100 percent correlation. If you then drill down into the numbers of defenders that were taken out, the correlation rises to 0.6, which is statistically very significant." Out of 51 games at France 2016, 34 were won by teams with higher Packing numbers for getting past defenders. Fourteen of the remaining 17 games were drawn, and only three games were lost by those who got beyond defenders more often than their opponents. That much all seems quite intuitive, but the bigger attraction of the system, perhaps, is that it reveals who exactly is responsible for getting the ball past opponents and into dangerous spaces. Would love to see Colback's "Packing" stats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Bet Jurgen stinks of snout. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I saw that yesterday coutinho must love signing autographs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 For fuck sake, just how? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36857987 Astroturf. What? Just what? How the does AstroTurf effect a keeper throwing a ball into the back of his own net? The ball doesn't bounce true on it. The keeper went to trow it across his goal (still a bad mistake), it bounces to the left because of the shit bounce astroturf gives and goes into his own net. This is worse than the own goal tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Boy Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 What's the deal with Henderson and Lallana? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 I reckon they secretly talk about books and politics when everyone else goes to sleep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 There is no way that is genuine Some people have far too much time on their hands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 What's the deal with Henderson and Lallana? I reckon they like to hold cups to their ear against the wall and listen to each other. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dabe Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 What's the deal with Henderson and Lallana? I reckon they like to hold cups to their ear against the wall and listen to each other masturbating. FYP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 "You nearly there Adam?" "Almost, Jordan." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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