Andy Carroll (now playing for Bordeaux)

[Guest covmag]

What a signing 

[Heake]

looks different without crutches.

 

Looks micey

[Guest Yerdas El Savon]

Thought I wouldn't give a fuck if this came off, but I've got that tingling feeling in the bollocks again for the first time since the fakeover news broke.

[TRon]

Thought I wouldn't give a fuck if this came off, but I've got that tingling feeling in the bollocks again for the first time since the fakeover news broke.

 

Of course you have, that was the whole point of this signing.

[Guest Yerdas El Savon]

Thought I wouldn't give a f*** if this came off, but I've got that tingling feeling in the bollocks again for the first time since the fakeover news broke.

 

Of course you have, that was the whole point of this signing.

 

Oh aye, but the feeling will pass soon enough

[Bimpy474]

Thought I wouldn't give a fuck if this came off, but I've got that tingling feeling in the bollocks again for the first time since the fakeover news broke.

 

That's puberty dude.

[SiLvOR]

Fuck me.

[DMC]

Jesus wept, just when you thought things couldn't get more desperate.

[mrmojorisin75]

Predictable and fucking pathetic.

[Guest reefatoon]

Christ, Silvor you shouldn't have posted that straight after Bimpy.

[Rocker]

I was twenty five and full of spunk when this cunt last played for us.

 

Now I've got specks of grey and sometimes want to kill myself.

[BottledDog]

 

Looks older than my dad.

[DMC]

I can see it now, he'll turn up for an interview give it the usual slather then trip over his shoe laces as he leaves, out for the season.

[Guest poor]

I was twenty five and full of spunk when this c*** last played for us.

 

Now I've got specks of grey and sometimes want to kill myself.

 

in this boat too

[Guest]

This is Ashley’s target audience. The ones who love a Geordie and will go no matter what shite he puts in front of them. He’ll always have that core of 40k who will go regardless. Probably why he puts prices up, for the 5-6k who will no longer go, he knows he can take the piss out of the sheep who’ll still go so covers quite a bit of missing fans’ income. Plus he doesn’t have to spend as much on staff and players because people will still go.

[Colos Short and Curlies]

Does this mean we've gone full circle and have fully reinvested the Carroll money?

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

Fucking embarrassing.

[SiLvOR]

Christ, Silvor you shouldn't have posted that straight after Bimpy.

 

It's been a while since I've posted, forgotten everything

[Deuce]

If the expectation for him is anything beyond “try to stay healthy,” they’re fools.

[54]

I'm honestly surprised at the reaction, we are short a striker, and as a short term fix I think he'll be alright. While it is pandering to an extent, I'm just looking at it as a better replacement for Joselu.

[Guest chopey]

I remember thinking that £35 million was a good offer so long as we invest the money in the team .............................................still waiting

[Guest neesy111]

This is Ashley’s target audience. The ones who love a Geordie and will go no matter what shite he puts in front of them. He’ll always have that core of 40k who will go regardless. Probably why he puts prices up, for the 5-6k who will no longer go, he knows he can take the piss out of the sheep who’ll still go so covers quite a bit of missing fans’ income. Plus he doesn’t have to spend as much on staff and players because people will still go.

 

[samptime29]

Clearly better than Joselu tbf.

[Happinesstan]

I'm honestly surprised at the reaction, we are short a striker, and as a short term fix I think he'll be alright. While it is pandering to an extent, I'm just looking at it as a better replacement for Joselu.

 

If there was any chance of him staying fully fit for the season, speculative comparisons with Rondon wouldn't be unreasonable.

 

[Guest neesy111]

He can only be better than Joselu if he's fit, also Joselu hardly got any game time the 2nd half of last season.