Mike Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Kebabs, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 When was the last time a football club hired some old cunt with Alzheimer's ffs. Beggar's belief. Stupid old cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 This is absolutely sensational, lads, top work. stop laughing damnit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Reliving his infamous rant at reporters in October 2008, Kinnear also claimed his Newcastle side had beaten Spurs that night, 2-1. However, the incident happened on a Thursday, and the Magpies had not played since the previous Saturday - when they LOST 2-1 to Blackburn. I like this bit. We didn't beat Tottenham 2-1 until about 3 months after he took over. See, I didn't remember, but something really didn't sit right with the whole "we beat Tottenham 2-1". As daft as it sounds, there's still a part of me thinking that this isn't real and he has just imagined it all, it makes about as much sense as anyone wanting to hire this loon. Never have I heard someone talk so much shit, does he really think that the outright lies won't be noticed? He doesn't give a shit because he's the boss now. Joe Kinnear is the face of the club now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jukeboxromeo Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 He sold Holdsworth for 3.5M actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 This is all beyond my comprehension at this point, it really is. Tonight has been both hilarious and mindbendingly pathetic at the same time, it's off the fucking charts. Seriously, I'm beginning to think this is some huge internet joke on me or some shit. Can this night have really happened? Did I seriously hear everything I thought I heard? If Hilter was still alive, I'd take Hitler for DoF over Kinnear. It really is that bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Is noone else now a bit hopeful that it really is just him mouthing off and it isn't true? Or am I deluded? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Is noone else now a bit hopeful that it really is just him mouthing off and it isn't true? Or am I deluded? I mean, the things he's saying...and the fact that the club hasn't said anything...it feels like the club is just as dumbfounded as we are. Ashley thinks Llambias hired JK, Llambias thinks Ashley hired him, Pardew thinks they're in cahoots to oust him, and Carr is watching a 14-year old in some French local league, oblivious to everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Reliving his infamous rant at reporters in October 2008, Kinnear also claimed his Newcastle side had beaten Spurs that night, 2-1. However, the incident happened on a Thursday, and the Magpies had not played since the previous Saturday - when they LOST 2-1 to Blackburn. I like this bit. We didn't beat Tottenham 2-1 until about 3 months after he took over. See, I didn't remember, but something really didn't sit right with the whole "we beat Tottenham 2-1". He added something like "why weren't the media saying "well done"?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 He is an unprecedented crazy motherfucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Is noone else now a bit hopeful that it really is just him mouthing off and it isn't true? Or am I deluded? A bit of both really. There's no way the club wouldn't deny it if it wasn't true, they just couldn't let him go this far with it, but the fact that they still haven't said anything is really weird and is a last, tiny straw to clutch at. It would be the best thing they've ever done though if it was all just a big prank on Joe like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 No amount of wanks can salvage this day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I'm clinging on to hope that Mike is keeping quite to show us how bad it could be. If he ends up not actually being appointed we're all going to love Pardew. I realise I am really clutching at straws. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Here's Joe being asked about the fans singing for Shearer instead of being congratulated for victory over Spurs: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/7775574.stm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 After listening to the Talksport interview, I'm confident that this can't happen. If not Pardo the Llambezy or Carr or Ashley himself is going to listen to that and do something. He might have nothing but contempt for the club, he might have made a drunken mistake, he might have made an honest mistake and tried to help his friend. But Ashley can't listen to that and trust him with his investment (which is what this club is to him). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I'm clinging on to hope that Mike is keeping quite to show us how bad it could be. If he ends up not actually being appointed we're all going to love Pardew. I realise I am really clutching at straws. Not fucking half Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I'm also wondering if the club has told JFK that he is allowed to do all these interviews before they announce it (presuming they are making an announcement), or if he's just doing it because he fancies it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Richard Offiong speaking well on TS... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I'm clinging on to hope that Mike is keeping quite to show us how bad it could be. If he ends up not actually being appointed we're all going to love Pardew. I realise I am really clutching at straws. Not fucking half Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoreboard82 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Maybe he really has lost his marbles and he's imagining the whole thing. Wishful thinking on my part there of course. Can only think the club haven't commented because they simply cannot come up with any justifiable explanation for the appointment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Raises the age old question: "How far is too far to take a joke on a dementia sufferer?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I'm also wondering if the club has told JFK that he is allowed to do all these interviews before they announce it (presuming they are making an announcement), or if he's just doing it because he fancies it. There's actually still hope the club can still turn around and say "the club haven't actually appointed Kinnear as a DoF" (how funny/awkward if they do!) They're being really really quiet with it and all were going off is what Kinnear reckons. He did also think he was going to get the managers job when Hughton was sacked... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Hoping this is just a cry for help to be honest. No way we've actually brought him back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 No amount of wanks can salvage this day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Hoping this is just a cry for help to be honest. No way we've actually brought him back. He needs to be sectioned if he doesn't actually get appointed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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