Jump to content
Newcastle-Online

Sunderland

Nobody

by Nobody
in Football

 Share

Recommended Posts

Guest BenArfa10

Guest BenArfa10

Posted
Posted

Yeah, nobs. Here's rhyme for them

 

Ew , Marramore, yas wanna gan shopping?

 

What what what what what? What what what what what? What what what what what? What what what what what? Toppa toppa toppa toppa do dah. Toppa toppa toppa toppa do dah. Toppa toppa toppa toppa do dah, Toppa toppa toppa toppa do dah.

 

Everyone’s a secret Mag, aanly got 20p in my pocket, I I I’m huntin’ lookin’ for steak bake, this fucking awesome.

 

Nah, bus up to the town liek haway I got some blew pop, so pumped for the match I kicked a dog and rushed six cops. Gannin on a Greggs binge but it’s so damn frosty people be liek ‘damn, that’s a cold ass pasty. Rollin’ in I’m a creep, wor lads have knocked my self-esteem, dressed in all pink, ‘cept my underwear those aren’t clean. Draped in Lynx instinct, girls standing next to me, probably should’ve washed before cos I smell like a fanny (piiisss), cause shit I’ve got no damn sense.

 

Dropping em, mopping em, I’m so fucking incompetent, passing by Mags and I’m laughing and mocking em’, not standing in the same spot  one of em’s been walking in. Scummy and grotty, fuck it man I am stumpy and spotty, savin’ my giro and I’m proppa happy there’s a bargain bin. I’m ganna’ rob your Granda’s house I’m ganna’ rob your Granda’s house, No for real - tell your marra  - hide his boat I’m ganna’ burn it down (haha). Size 64 tracksuit that really smells of kippers, brown stained away kit that I found in me kitchen. They had a broken keyboard I bought a broken keyboard then I bought a heated blanket cause’ that’s the shit I like to horde. Haway haway my ace man my Benno, Paulo ain’t got nothing on Gus cringe’ game, hell no. Mags take from your academy, make em cool and we don’t, dickheads be liek ‘’Aw, he never played for Man U though’’.   

 

I’m ganna’ buy some fags, aanly got 20p in my pocket, I I I’m hunting looking for buttend, this fucking awesome. Everyone’s a secret Mag, aanly got 20p in my pocket, I I I’m hunting looking for Balti, this fucking awesome.

 

What you knowin’ about continental competition? What you knowin’ about a 15 point seyson? We’re digging, we’re digging searching right through the Dutch league, a no mark striker, no pace with a goatee. Thank your granny for saying me flies are un-buttoned cause that divvent gan well with my bottled spray sun-tan. I’m at the metro, you can find me in the Deben-hams, I’m not I’m not stuck I’m tryna hide an erec-tion. I’ll shag ya granny, your aunty even your mam who’s a tranny, expand your front door now ‘cause I’ll block that motherfucker, the built-in oven, warm me socks in that motherfucker. Munching on my meat frey like it was a last supper. I hit the centa and get laughed out that motherfucker, they be like ‘oh that’s size small must be proppa tight, I’m like ‘that’s £50 for a Mackem shirt’. He says Fletch is limited edition but let’s do some simple addition, £12m for a crock you’re just an ignorant dipshit, I call that getting swindled and tricked (dick) I call that plain and simple Mackematics (shit). Your fans are smelly dopes and a ground full of empty seats is a hella don’t. Derby game make sure you bring your telescope, tryna be heard from level 7 then you hella won’t, man you hella won’t.

 

(Aldi, swiping bags, yeah!)

 

Everyone’s a secret Mag, only got 20p in my pocket, I I I’m hunting looking for steak bake, this fucking awesome.

 

I wear these sweat drenched clothes, my hair looks terrible, I’m in my training coat from the club shop down the road.

You know I don’t like boats (aye right!), they’re not my style you know (nah come on man), I’ve got to buy some coke (gerrin) from that Aldi down the road (scratta’).

 

Everyone’s a secret Mag, only got 20p in my pocket, I I I’m hunting looking for steak bake, this fucking awesome.

 

Is that your mam’s tranny coat?

 

Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest reefatoon

Guest reefatoon

Posted
Posted
  On 20/01/2014 at 12:04, LRD said:

Part II tbh. There's a similar effort in page 237. :lol:

 

Cancel the next 3 weeks, I am off to read it!

Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Haris Vuckic

Guest Haris Vuckic

Posted
Posted
  On 20/01/2014 at 00:05, BenArfa10 said:

Yeah, nobs. Here's rhyme for them

 

Ew , Marramore, yas wanna gan shopping?

 

What what what what what? What what what what what? What what what what what? What what what what what? Toppa toppa toppa toppa do dah. Toppa toppa toppa toppa do dah. Toppa toppa toppa toppa do dah, Toppa toppa toppa toppa do dah.

 

Everyone’s a secret Mag, aanly got 20p in my pocket, I I I’m huntin’ lookin’ for steak bake, this f***ing awesome.

 

Nah, bus up to the town liek haway I got some blew pop, so pumped for the match I kicked a dog and rushed six cops. Gannin on a Greggs binge but it’s so damn frosty people be liek ‘damn, that’s a cold ass pasty. Rollin’ in I’m a creep, wor lads have knocked my self-esteem, dressed in all pink, ‘cept my underwear those aren’t clean. Draped in Lynx instinct, girls standing next to me, probably should’ve washed before cos I smell like a fanny (piiisss), cause s*** I’ve got no damn sense.

 

Dropping em, mopping em, I’m so f***ing incompetent, passing by Mags and I’m laughing and mocking em’, not standing in the same spot  one of em’s been walking in. Scummy and grotty, f*** it man I am stumpy and spotty, savin’ my giro and I’m proppa happy there’s a bargain bin. I’m ganna’ rob your Granda’s house I’m ganna’ rob your Granda’s house, No for real - tell your marra  - hide his boat I’m ganna’ burn it down (haha). Size 64 tracksuit that really smells of kippers, brown stained away kit that I found in me kitchen. They had a broken keyboard I bought a broken keyboard then I bought a heated blanket cause’ that’s the s*** I like to horde. Haway haway my ace man my Benno, Paulo ain’t got nothing on Gus cringe’ game, hell no. Mags take from your academy, make em cool and we don’t, dickheads be liek ‘’Aw, he never played for Man U though’’.   

 

I’m ganna’ buy some fags, aanly got 20p in my pocket, I I I’m hunting looking for buttend, this f***ing awesome. Everyone’s a secret Mag, aanly got 20p in my pocket, I I I’m hunting looking for Balti, this f***ing awesome.

 

What you knowin’ about continental competition? What you knowin’ about a 15 point seyson? We’re digging, we’re digging searching right through the Dutch league, a no mark striker, no pace with a goatee. Thank your granny for saying me flies are un-buttoned cause that divvent gan well with my bottled spray sun-tan. I’m at the metro, you can find me in the Deben-hams, I’m not I’m not stuck I’m tryna hide an erec-tion. I’ll shag ya granny, your aunty even your mam who’s a tranny, expand your front door now ‘cause I’ll block that motherfucker, the built-in oven, warm me socks in that motherfucker. Munching on my meat frey like it was a last supper. I hit the centa and get laughed out that motherfucker, they be like ‘oh that’s size small must be proppa tight, I’m like ‘that’s £50 for a Mackem shirt’. He says Fletch is limited edition but let’s do some simple addition, £12m for a crock you’re just an ignorant dipshit, I call that getting swindled and tricked (dick) I call that plain and simple Mackematics (s***). Your fans are smelly dopes and a ground full of empty seats is a hella don’t. Derby game make sure you bring your telescope, tryna be heard from level 7 then you hella won’t, man you hella won’t.

 

(Aldi, swiping bags, yeah!)

 

Everyone’s a secret Mag, only got 20p in my pocket, I I I’m hunting looking for steak bake, this f***ing awesome.

 

I wear these sweat drenched clothes, my hair looks terrible, I’m in my training coat from the club shop down the road.

You know I don’t like boats (aye right!), they’re not my style you know (nah come on man), I’ve got to buy some coke (gerrin) from that Aldi down the road (scratta’).

 

Everyone’s a secret Mag, only got 20p in my pocket, I I I’m hunting looking for steak bake, this f***ing awesome.

 

Is that your mam’s tranny coat?

 

 

Very John Cooper Clark. I like.

 

 

Link to post
Share on other sites
Skeletor

Skeletor

Posted
Posted
  On 20/01/2014 at 17:34, Benwell Lad said:

Seems like quite a few macums have finally realised that Cabaye is a very good player after all.......

 

The bust-boom cycle.

 

'He's shit marra. FTM'

'Wouldn't get in a joint 11 Sunderland team'

'Catts for me like'

 

Player gets sold:

 

'Brilliant player.'

'Never gonna be able to replace him;

'I like turtles.'

Link to post
Share on other sites
Unbelievable

Unbelievable

Posted
Posted

Why would you want to loan a central defender without Premiership experience for half a season without an option to buy (presumably, don't know about this bit) when you're knee deep in the relegation brown stuff? Even if he's a decent player, he is going to need a few months to get up to speed with the style of play in the Premiership let alone living on the other side of the world. By the time he may be useful the season is over. They'd better hope he doesn't drop too many clangers before his bedding in period is over.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...