Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Or he sold his keys to settle a gambling debt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Nowt wrong with the word geet, in fact it's a class word Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 At any point during the years of going on about "Ponteland Airport" and "Woolsington Airport" have they ever thought to check a map? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcastle_Airport Location: Woolsington, Newcastle upon Tyne Newcastle International Airport (IATA: NCL, ICAO: EGNT) is an international airport located near the Woolsington area of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolsington Woolsington is a village in and also a civil parish of City of Newcastle, England This is aside from the fact that airports are named after the major city they serve and it wouldn't make Newcastle nicer if 747s were touching down in Northumberland Street. It's 6 miles away from the city centre. Do Real Madrid go on about Barcelona not having an airport, because Barcelona airport is 8 miles away from the city centre? Do they call it El Prat de Llobregat Airport? Oh wait, they shouldn't throw stones, in O-level Mackem Cartography Madrid doesn't have an airport either. Them "Newcastle Airport" adverts that are in their stadium must proper piss them off edit: even says 'your airport' on it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Nowt wrong with the word geet, in fact it's a class word I know its not strictly Northern but i love the word 'nonce' too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 At any point during the years of going on about "Ponteland Airport" and "Woolsington Airport" have they ever thought to check a map? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcastle_Airport Location: Woolsington, Newcastle upon Tyne Newcastle International Airport (IATA: NCL, ICAO: EGNT) is an international airport located near the Woolsington area of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolsington Woolsington is a village in and also a civil parish of City of Newcastle, England This is aside from the fact that airports are named after the major city they serve and it wouldn't make Newcastle nicer if 747s were touching down in Northumberland Street. It's 6 miles away from the city centre. Do Real Madrid go on about Barcelona not having an airport, because Barcelona airport is 8 miles away from the city centre? Do they call it El Prat de Llobregat Airport? Oh wait, they shouldn't throw stones, in O-level Mackem Cartography Madrid doesn't have an airport either. Them "Newcastle Airport" adverts that are in their stadium must proper p*ss them off edit: even says 'your airport' on it Comic Sans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Nowt wrong with the word geet, in fact it's a class word I know its not strictly Northern but i love the word 'nonce' too It's brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I'd like to start using geet, but I'm afraid you're not allowed to start when you're 26 and don't live in Newcastle anymore. It might seem like I'm doing it ironically or something. Although I never said 'alreet' or 'nee bother' when I was younger, and I reckon I've picked them up from coming on here, after leaving Newcastle. Just teaching my (Manc) 7 year-old essential Geordie phrases so he is prepared for forthcoming hols with Gateshead cousins. He currently sounds like a cross between a South Central LA rapper and Happy Mondays Bez: "Yo-YO! Been do'nutting me bike in th' kaa peark...CITEH, CITEH..." (shit you not) He's nailed "why aye man; canny; nee bother; & ah divvent knaa." In honour of your dilemma Grant, I am adding 'geet' to his genetic-lexicon ( ). I'm not preaching, but can only encourage you to follow suit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Nowt wrong with the word geet, in fact it's a class word I know its not strictly Northern but i love the word 'nonce' too It's brilliant. It works with anything. You cycle? Areet bike nonce. You knit? Areet wool nonce. You fancy kids? Areet actual nonce. Etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I've been saying noncequences ever since I read it on here. A magnificent word. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I've been saying noncequences ever since I read it on here. A magnificent word. I said that the other day and felt like I'd created it, this is the point when someone digs up a post from years ago when someone else said it and calls me a word nonce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Nowt wrong with the word geet, in fact it's a class word I know its not strictly Northern but i love the word 'nonce' too It's brilliant. It works with anything. You cycle? Areet bike nonce. You knit? Areet wool nonce. You fancy kids? Areet actual nonce. Etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I've been saying noncequences ever since I read it on here. A magnificent word. I said that the other day and felt like I'd created it, this is the point when someone digs up a post from years ago when someone else said it and calls me a word nonce. If I keep posting about Geet, does that make me a nonce-sequitur Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I've been saying noncequences ever since I read it on here. A magnificent word. With erotic noncequences? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 It's a prison term for paedophiles as in Not On Normal Comunal Exercise b cause other inmates would cut them to pieces. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I've been saying noncequences ever since I read it on here. A magnificent word. I said that the other day and felt like I'd created it, this is the point when someone digs up a post from years ago when someone else said it and calls me a word nonce. Take a bow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Google says that the only time it's been used is in a sickipedia joke. BBC News: ‘Brighton paedophile jailed for nine years’ It was his own fault, he should have known that his actions would have noncequences. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 The best usage is just on its own, by international psychic Clinton Baptiste. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Imagine fighting a horse cos your footy team lost :lol::lol: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/just-burst-out-laughing.1200837/page-3 Imagine 'digitally penetrating' a child because sunderland.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Well it's definitely getting an outing tomorrow when my mackem deskbuddy returns after his 4-day weekend. I'll wait until after the inevitable "we beat Man U with a fluke and an og" shit. Tbf he doesn't defend him in any way, but he's still going to suffer the noncequences. That works, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Yes that will work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Imagine fighting a horse cos your footy team lost :lol::lol: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/just-burst-out-laughing.1200837/page-3 Imagine 'digitally penetrating' a child because sunderland.... One drunken man punches a horse and it's all over the TV and we are all slated as horse punchers. A few years earlier YouTube footage showed a load of them ransacking a riot van, no media coverage and no one speaks of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Yes that will work. Cheers, man. I needed your validation. Phew! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Johnson's (alleged?) activities are noncensical. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 No bother mate, just be aware of the noncequences. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 Imagine fighting a horse cos your footy team lost :lol::lol: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/just-burst-out-laughing.1200837/page-3 Imagine 'digitally penetrating' a child because sunderland.... One drunken man punches a horse and it's all over the TV and we are all slated as horse punchers. A few years earlier YouTube footage showed a load of them ransacking a riot van, no media coverage and no one speaks of it. One of those things doesn't happen very often and is a living thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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