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I've been saying noncequences ever since I read it on here. A magnificent word.

I said that the other day and felt like I'd created it, this is the point when someone digs up a post from years ago when someone else said it and calls me a word nonce.

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Nowt wrong with the word geet, in fact it's a class word

 

:thup:

 

I know its not strictly Northern but i love the word 'nonce' too

 

It's brilliant.

It works with anything.

 

You cycle? Areet bike nonce.

You knit? Areet wool nonce.

You fancy kids? Areet actual nonce.

 

Etc.

 

 

:lol:

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I've been saying noncequences ever since I read it on here. A magnificent word.

I said that the other day and felt like I'd created it, this is the point when someone digs up a post from years ago when someone else said it and calls me a word nonce.

If I keep posting about Geet, does that make me a nonce-sequitur

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I've been saying noncequences ever since I read it on here. A magnificent word.

I said that the other day and felt like I'd created it, this is the point when someone digs up a post from years ago when someone else said it and calls me a word nonce.

Take a bow :clap:

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Google says that the only time it's been used is in a sickipedia joke.

 

BBC News: ‘Brighton paedophile jailed for nine years’

It was his own fault, he should have known that his actions would have noncequences.

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Well it's definitely getting an outing tomorrow when my mackem deskbuddy returns after his 4-day weekend. I'll wait until after the inevitable "we beat Man U with a fluke and an og" shit. Tbf he doesn't defend him in any way, but he's still going to suffer the noncequences.

 

That works, right?

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Imagine fighting a horse cos your footy team lost :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/just-burst-out-laughing.1200837/page-3

 

Imagine 'digitally penetrating' a child because sunderland....

One drunken man punches a horse and it's all over the TV and we are all slated as horse punchers. A few years earlier YouTube footage showed a load of them ransacking a riot van, no media coverage and no one speaks of it.
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Imagine fighting a horse cos your footy team lost :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/just-burst-out-laughing.1200837/page-3

 

Imagine 'digitally penetrating' a child because sunderland....

One drunken man punches a horse and it's all over the TV and we are all slated as horse punchers. A few years earlier YouTube footage showed a load of them ransacking a riot van, no media coverage and no one speaks of it.

One of those things doesn't happen very often and is a living thing.

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Imagine fighting a horse cos your footy team lost :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/just-burst-out-laughing.1200837/page-3

 

Imagine 'digitally penetrating' a child because sunderland....

One drunken man punches a horse and it's all over the TV and we are all slated as horse punchers. A few years earlier YouTube footage showed a load of them ransacking a riot van, no media coverage and no one speaks of it.

One of those things doesn't happen very often and is a living thing.

 

Was also a bit of a case of "wrong place wrong time" in that it was right in front of a camera that hoyed it on all the next day's front pages. Was watching a fly-on-the-wall police thing based in Manchester and on one of their episodes two horses got smacked outside the derby at Old Trafford. We've since also seen two newspaper reports posted on here of horses being assaulted in Sunderland of all places.

 

Unfortunately however a picture paints a thousand words, and Barry McCuntface with his scarf wrapped round his head like some sort of failed jihadi squaring up to a horse like a drunk boxer got sent around the world so, you know jawdees, horse punchaz teeheehee etc.

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