themanupstairs Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Liverpool fans I've spoken to say he was injured in training. It's the uruguayan fa's statement that's got everyone's milk thongs in a hot dog bunch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Howling at this like, such wrath for such an insufferable player Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 They weren't going to beat England anyways. 3rd place for URGAY. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 one of them clowns under the Monument going to slash him with a pan pipe or something? I bet he never slept a wink last night Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 He never touched him, wasn't a foul, wasn't a red and wasn't a yellow. Karma for the hand ball on the line in SA anyway and the times he dives and feigns injury. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 one of them clowns under the Monument going to slash him with a pan pipe or something? I bet he never slept a wink last night Probably gonna feed him bad milk and hot dogs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Tweets are comedy gold Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 FWIW Flip, I don't think he actually goes looking for the foul, or specifically thinks "I'm going to get this guy a red", but he is clearly programmed to leap in the air and twist in agony when there's contact. It's what he does, it really is. Sure, we should look at each incident in isolation, but this "reputation" he has didn't develop in a vacuum. Like I said, for me it's dubious but knowing him it's fully plausible. I just don't buy the fact that he searches for contact as he doesn't really see Dummett until less than a second before impact. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 http://i60.tinypic.com/ndmqdx.jpg The milk thing is a way to say you're gay. Milk -> semen Most other tweets don't make sense even to me when I try to back-translate them into Spanish Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Man society is just a mess This twitter thing, honestly. Just empowering a bunch of morons man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Man society is just a mess This twitter thing, honestly. Just empowering a bunch of morons man. you fucking, we are at all happy shit, you lonely vegetable boy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 http://i60.tinypic.com/ndmqdx.jpg The milk thing is a way to say you're gay. Milk -> semen Most other tweets don't make sense even to me when I try to back-translate them into Spanish So bad milk = bad semen? And bad milk comes from the hot dog then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 "Bad milk" is "mala leche" which means "foul mood" in Spanish, that's different. Besides that, any suggestion that you like a lot of milk, you swallow milk, etc... means you like to suck dick. TBF is the kind of insult a 12 year old would use in Spain, but maybe it's different in Uruguay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I see. Still no explanation for the hot dog though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 "Bad milk" is "mala leche" which means "foul mood" in Spanish, that's different. Besides that, any suggestion that you like a lot of milk, you swallow milk, etc... means you like to suck dick. TBF is the kind of insult a 12 year old would use in Spain, but maybe it's different in Uruguay. Term of endearment over there I think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppaz Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I see. Still no explanation for the hot dog though. Perhaps... http://s3.amazonaws.com/barkpost-assets/50+GIFs/17.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Uruguay, u r a gay country. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Just came on for his Wales NT senior debut Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 What's Wales NT? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 The Welsh National Team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Fucking hate having to watch this abortion of a player pollute our shirt. Absolute dogshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Bizarre time to say it. He didn't set the world on fire today but his performance was totally adequate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Bizarre time to say it. He didn't set the world on fire today but his performance was totally adequate. The trouble is he never exceeds that level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 He's shite, constantly had Colo or Anita covering him because he was constantly out of position. Always gets caught out when he does go forward because he has absolutely no pace to get back, that also effects him defensively because he can't keep up with any winger. He has two options everytime he has the ball; pass back to keeper or hoof it up the line. He's fucking shite and I genuinely hate him. Haidara is a better LB and should have been starting but this once again just highlights how inept Pardew is. Never stays on his feet when he should and always goes for the slide which just makes him look like an absolute mug like Nasri proved today. He's a liability in the side and I'd love to see him shipped to League Two where the useless cunt belongs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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