arnonel Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 We need a dedicated pun thread to keep the rif raf out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 What do you mean? That was a bit out the blue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Koks dribbling in the box smothered by onrushing Seamen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 I hope kids trial is seminal ; like nothing Smc has ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 casting couch Fake Club Took me a while to get this. I'm glad it took so long, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bobbyfisher Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 its like brian pinas mk II Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 its like brian pinas mk II On a completely off topic note, I once recreated the whole Newcastle squad on an early edition of PES and made Brian Pinas an absolute world beater. Guess I thought he was destined for big things Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Its all gone quiet on the transfer front again, just as well we have plenty of time. Its not like we have 2/3 days training left in this country til about 24th July Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Linked with a young Albanian DM the same height as Anita. Seems unlikely right? Thought so too. But guess who he plays for? PAOK in Greece. I expect us to sign him now. 100%. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Albanian Greece Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anon Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Linked with a young Albanian DM the same height as Anita. Seems unlikely right? Thought so too. But guess who he plays for? PAOK in Greece. I expect us to sign him now. 100%. Mike will be sniffing around all the Greek clubs like a charver around his discount donnay bins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Linked with a young Albanian DM the same height as Anita. Seems unlikely right? Thought so too. But guess who he plays for? PAOK in Greece. I expect us to sign him now. 100%. Mike will be sniffing around all the Greek clubs like a charver around his discount donnay bins. Yup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 How much drachma will he cost? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 How much drachma will he cost? none or loads Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Ergys Kaçe is not amused. http://i.imgur.com/3BPzoUX.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 There must be some talent in that league to pilfer tbf. This kid is just 21 and seems to be doing okay. Why not take a punt I suppose. Provided of course this is not at the expense of more established signings! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 The Mirror claim the Hammers are keen to land Townsend before Newcastle ramp up their bid for the England winger. Townsend, 23, endured a difficult season at White Hart Lane last term and has been linked with a move away from the club. And Spurs may be ready to cash in on the sale as they line up Monaco wide man Yannick Ferreira as a replacement, although their reported poor relationship with West Ham means they're unlikely to sell Townsend to Slaven Bilic's side. Instead, Magpies manager Steve McClaren is reportedly considering a bid, as is Aston Villa boss Tim Sherwood. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Consider away Macca. You keep on considering. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUICE690 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 From Sky (yesterday) 'Newcastle ponder Wijnaldum bid' Taking the p*ss with these headlines now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 They're definitely mocking us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 From Sky (yesterday) 'Newcastle ponder Wijnaldum bid' Taking the p*ss with these headlines now. Ponder? That's a new one, should be worked into the thread title somewhere. NUFC ponder considering monitoring rumours in the press Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 From Sky (yesterday) 'Newcastle ponder Wijnaldum bid' Taking the p*ss with these headlines now. Ponder? That's a new one, should be worked into the thread title somewhere. NUFC ponder considering monitoring rumours in the press Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Each few days it feels a new 'name' could become our first signing. Sometimes it's a new name, sometimes we bring back one that has not been mentioned for a week or so. It's completely baffling. The only consistent message that comes out is no bid has been made and nobody has signed up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 "club monitor player" "club pondering offer" "player set to join" "player ponders offer" "club expecting definite bid" "player/club left in limbo" "club/agent/owner cools talk" "transfer struggling to get over the line" "player set to decide on future" "player remains linked" "new player targeted" "club line up shock move for some other player" "talks planned with new player" "talks ongoing with old player" 1001 ways to say nothing has actually happened. At least the Twitter thread has some random misogyny and arguing. This thread is just names paired with verbs in the future tense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 How long can this go on for? Fucking joke this club man. Had enough of this shit already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts