Incognito Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Not quite Garrincha levels of goat abuse. Poor goat probably couldn't walk after if rumour is to be believed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Whats the odds we wont be signing anyone else until Tiote or someone else gets shifted first. Despite the fact we are in serious trouble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Wish they'd stop pissing about with this Townsend thing. Even if they rate the player (I'm nonplussed about him), we need someone up to speed and in form who can deliver results immediately. Still got another weeks wages they can save before it closes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Lee Ryder: However, the Chronicle understands the Magpies are not prepared to bid more than the £14million that Tottenham Hotspur are asking for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Picturing Charnley as Dougal, Levy as Ted. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VrAVZjnQWRk/maxresdefault.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Lee Ryder: However, the Chronicle understands the Magpies are not prepared to bid more than the £14million that Tottenham Hotspur are asking for. What an idiot! Why would you have to bid more than they're asking for? Probably too busy reminiscing about all the goals he scored when he played under SBR Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Ryder is such a thick idiot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odear Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 What on earth is Townsend going to offer that would have made a difference on Saturday? If buying to ensure we stay up is the goal, a left back is a must, then a striker and probably a central defender. I did think Colo had been doing ok but yet again he falls asleep, yes the goal was offside but he wasn't even watching the run. He will cost us the points to stay up by continually doing that. How stupid do these supposed football professionals have to be not to realise this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 23 days passed and still no striker who would probably have got us 6 points or so more this month, not signed. Aren't we great at this buying lark, anyone would think we're not in the bottom 3, and not been in the bottom 6 the whole season But Stevie has told them we are playing so well we wont be in the bottom three at the end of the season, so why would we want to buy players we dont need? Taking a bit of time for our board to realise he's not good enough, at least he's nice though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 No new links today and Sunday? Starting to think we don't have a plan b lol Plan B is to cross our fingers and hope we don't go down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I assume this is a reference to Berahino and Pulis - http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/articles/the-secret-footballer/29898/strange-case-of-star-player-caught-in-middle-of-chairman-manager-transfer-standoff/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Oh Dear... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I assume this is a reference to Berahino and Pulis - http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/articles/the-secret-footballer/29898/strange-case-of-star-player-caught-in-middle-of-chairman-manager-transfer-standoff/ Can't think of anyone else this could be about. Has TSF ever been unmasked? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I assume this is a reference to Berahino and Pulis - http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/articles/the-secret-footballer/29898/strange-case-of-star-player-caught-in-middle-of-chairman-manager-transfer-standoff/ Can't think of anyone else this could be about. Has TSF ever been unmasked? From what I understand it's almost definitely Dave Kitson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/12120583/Newcastle-transfer-news-Club-to-make-new-approach-for-Alexandre-Lacazette.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I don't really understand what we're playing at with Lacazette. That said, if Edwards is reporting there's more encouraging noises, I'm inclined to believe it. He's been reliable and generally has something of a realistic attitude towards the usual transfer bullshit we like to foist onto journalists. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_F Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Why the fuck would Lacazette come here now ? Bloody farcical they're wasting time again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Most classic " we tried " ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Most classic " we tried " ever. Aye - doomed to failure is optimistic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I wish there were more than 3 strikers in the world. We seem to be bumping from one to the other. Can see nipple bonce phoning one after the other, pretty pleasing with each chairman. I'll be your best friend is going to be pulled out the next time he calls. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 How is this not the usual transfer bullshit? He's said he won't come and there's zero chance of this transfer happening. It's the exact same 'we tried' transfer bullshit we've had for years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Everyone said that Thauvin didn't want to come. The whole "we tried" thing is garbage by the way. Ashley doesn't care enough about what the fans think to lodge "fake bids", whatever that means. We do bid for players, we just don't pay the going rate or show any real desire to push moves through. Ashley will be shitting himself that we lose the t.v money and I expect the club to do their level best to sign a striker to stay up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/12120583/Newcastle-transfer-news-Club-to-make-new-approach-for-Alexandre-Lacazette.html The vine of him from the weekend, he's about to shoot and knocks the ball out for a goal kick with his standing foot and then falls over And they want 20 mil+ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 How is this not the usual transfer bullshit? He's said he won't come and there's zero chance of this transfer happening. It's the exact same 'we tried' transfer bullshit we've had for years. yup. Absolutely nowt new. Doing the bare minimum and hoping to avoid relegation, pretending we're trying to sign strikers/making woeful bids, and if one of them happens to make it through, offer them a pittance, with the caveat that we'll absolutely sell them to anyone who bids in 6 months time. Hope we go down. Maybe then someone will break into Ashley's house and do us all a favour. Ideally in a way that makes it look like a stranglewank gone wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 According to Ryder, Remy might still be available if Chelsea sign Pato. He wrote like 20 paragraphs (sentences) on pure speculation. What a job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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